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Introduction

Psst! Want to see photos of George W. Bush dancing naked in a bar? Want to know if Bob Dole prefers boxers, briefs or au naturel? Or maybe you want to see Jesse Helms's ass. (Hey, he shows it all the time.)

Ooh, gross! You poor, perverted soul! If that's what you want to see, I can't help you. That's NOT what this site's all about.

What I do offer is comic relief to all you folks like myself who got sick and tired of Ken Starr, Henry Hyde and all the other Republican hypocrites who tried to force Bill Clinton out of office. (They said it wasn't about sex, but we know better!)

The Republicans would like everybody to believe that their party stands for family values and clean living -- and that Democrats fornicate like alley cats.

Well, that's not so, and I'm going to show you why. I present to you: "Republicans Get Caught With Their Pants Down." It's an assortment of political satire that focuses on the mating habits of more than 100 Republicans. In particular, I highlight their affairs, sex crimes, and their many outrageously stupid remarks on the subject of sex.

The material -- which I hope will find its way into the bookstores soon -- has been thoroughly researched and is all a matter of public record. There's some wild, crazy stuff here, but I'm not making any of it up!

Of course, I couldn't resist throwing in my two-cents worth. I did have fun poking at them. (Well, they were asking for it!)

Did you know, for example, that:

Strom Thurmond, a former segregationist, may have fathered a child with his parents' black housekeeper?
New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani was once married to his cousin?
Jon Hinson, a former Mississippi Congressman, was arrested for performing oral sex in a Congressional men's room?

That's just a sample of what you'll find here, and there's much, much more.

So where do you go from here? Just begin clicking on the links at the top of the page and then continue with the links in the left column.

Have fun!