I'm embarrassed. It's been over two years since Marty Bergen
authored the bridge book of the
year for 1996 and I've just gotten around to review it. "Points
Schmoint" is just about the
easiest to read approach to the game I've ever read. Chock-full
of information for every player
regardless of skill level, it reveals secrets that are simple
and easy to understand. Even the print
is large, enabling the reader to easily scan the book's 200 pages.
Early on, Bergen stresses the fact that distribution of the
cards is far more important than the
amount of points held in your hand. For an opening bid, for example,
he applies the "Rule of
20." It's simple and easy to comprehend for even the novice.
The rule applies when in first or
second seat. Count your high card points and add to that the
number of cards you hold in your
two longest suits. If that number totals 20 or more you have
the prerequisites for an opening
bid. That's it. No more, no less.
Everybody wants examples. OK, here are a couple of Bergen's.
You hold
AQJ865-void-972-K754, 10hcps. Add 6 plus 4, the length of each
of your two longest suits
arriving at a total of 20. Open the bidding 1 spade. Holding
KJ5-A875-Q75-Q64, 12hcps, add
4 plus 3 the length of your two longest suits. The total is only
19. Pass. One more hand that
most of Bergen's students passed but he points out should be
opened is
KQ54-A873-6-K1064. There are 12hcps. Add 4 plus 4, the length
of the two longest suits for
a total of 20. Follow the "Rule of 20" and life becomes
much easier when you have to make a
decision to open the hand.
Later in the chapter he deftly explains the "Rule of
15," a barometer to help determine whether
or not to open borderline hands in fourth seat. Again he makes
it simple by the short statement,
"Fourth hand should open if his hcps. Plus the number of
his spades totals 15 or more."
Holding AJ74-K7-K942-1063 add your 11 hcps to your four spades
and you will arrive at the
total of 15, enough to open the bidding 1 diamond. Bergen also
explains why spades in
particular is the suit to be factored into the equation.
Bergen devotes an informative, concise chapter on no-trump
openings and Stayman responses.
He puts special emphasis on the fact that if you have the hcps
for an opening no-trump that the
hand be opened no-trump regardless of whether or not you hold
a five-card major suit as long
as the hand is relatively balanced. His reasoning becomes obvious
as he indicates how
comfortable it becomes to rebid after partner's first response.
Many of you know that Bergen is the co-author with Larry Cohen
of the classic, "The Law of
Total Tricks." Even if you are among those who have not
read that book you will find Bergen
writes a short synopsis of "the law" and how it works
in "Points Schmoints." He writes that in
competitive bidding situations, trumps are everything. If you
open 1 spade and a partner raises
you, know that between the two hands you hold at least eight
spades, five in your hand and
three in your partner's. If your sides total trump are equal
to the number of tricks needed to be
taken, you may bid to that level. In this case your eight trump
equal eight tricks. Thus, you bid
to the two level, but must pass if the opponent's compete to
the three level.
He states that many of you have applied the "law"
without even knowing it such as when you as
a responder hold K9865-7-96543-84 and after your partner opens
1 spade, you raise the
auction to 4 spades. Between the two of you are 10 spades which
equal 10 tricks or exactly the
amount you should bid with the hand described.
In only four pages, Bergen's summary of the "law"
is sufficient to give anyone a clear
understanding of it.
Fairly early in Marty's book he teaches the reader methods
to handle misfits such as when one
partner holds a long suit and the other has another suit equally
as long. His statement "When
you sense a misfit, stop bidding ASAP" is followed by several
guidelines, such as trying to
avoid no-trump contracts when you have a singleton or void and
stating that good no-trump
contracts require more than stoppers, that they must also contain
a source of tricks. (Stoppers
may prevent sudden death, but they will not ensure long life.)
Interspersed throughout are pithy sayings by numerous authors
such as "It is a miracle to me
that, in all the literature of bridge, there is not a single
chapter on 'how to pass,'" by Eli
Culbertson. Another, by Alfred Sheinwold, is "One advantage
of bad bidding is that you get
practice at playing atrocious contracts." Bergen also relates
true stories from the bridge world
to emphasize important learning situations.
Other chapters short but straight to the point include "sock
it to 'em preempts" including an
educational, humorous story, another on The Rule of 11 and one
describing how to properly
play no-trump hands. In this chapter he cautions declarers who
prematurely grab their tricks.
Marty's dry humor extends to the title of one chapter called
"The Defense Never Rests."
To place an order call (800) 386-7432 and either Marty or
his lovely wife, Cheryl, will mail you
a personally autographed copy of "Points Schmoints."
The price is $19.95 and they pay the
postage. It's my full conviction you will thoroughly enjoy it.
Again it's become one of my
all-time favorites. Hey, Marty even includes a colorful red-and-black
pen with his work that
really writes.