by Juliet
Stories of Romance and Erotic Adventure from the Hornblower Universe
Stories that include characters from the Hornblower novels and television films (Granada/A&E).
No copyright infringement is intended.
Rated R/NC-17 for sex and language.
Beauty Ashore
An HH3 "Loyalty" story. Horatio is attracted and intrigued by the very
beautiful---and very young---mistress of Black Charlie Hammond. But how
does she feel about Horatio? Is there more to her, and indeed, to the
irascible Captain Hammond, than meets the eye?
The adorable Mr. B. gets a sexy wake up call!
Love for Lunch
Locked
in the larder with a lovely lady? If the
lady's your beautiful wife, and you're the insatiable Mr. Bracegirdle,
there can be only one course of action---yum!
A Very Bracie Christmas
Mr.
Bracegirdle and
his wife, Lizzie, along with Messrs. Hornblower and Kennedy, pay a
holiday visit to the London home of Captain Sir Edward and Lady Pellew.
Oh! That mistletoe is damned prickly stuff!
Mr. Bracegirdle and the Legend of the Headless Helmsman
It is
nigh on the Eve
of All Hallows, and a young Tony Bracegirdle returns from the sea to
claim his true love. But romantic complications ensue in this playful
romp inspired by a classic horror tale.
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five
Fancy
"Poor
old Clayton"
loves and loses in a rather angsty yarn that explores the melancholy
soul of everyone's favorite foul-fated fiddler.
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six
French Toast
Parody.
A French corvette
with pink sails and a crew made up of nothing
but, er, "ladies"? Sacre bleu!
How will Horatio Hornblower handle this one?
Irawadi, Like the River
Kicking
his heels in
Calcutta, a widowed and wounded Lord Edrington struggles with regret
and uncertainty about his future. India is won, with the last of
France's allies defeated in the final battles of the Mahratta Wars. A
renewed war in Europe beckons, but before he is called to duty once
more, Edrington will find himself in need of solace, lest "idleness and
abstinence together will drive him mad."
Midnight At
Muzillac
A wife,
a
mistress, a scary bird! An ancient curse! Madness! Sex! From medieval
Brittany
to the halls of Versailles; from America to India to Muzillac; it's
everything you never thought you wanted to know about the life and
loves of the Marquis de Muzillac!
Prologue Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six Part Seven Part Eight
Part Nine Part Ten Part Eleven Epilogue
Spanking the Abbess
On the
eve of the battle for Muzillac, the Earl of
Edrington has better things to do that deal with the fact that his
sergeant-major has apparently been abducted by naughty French nuns.
Somebody is about to find out just who is master!
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five
The Theory of Relativity
co-authored with Suzanna
It is
perhaps not well known that the size of a naval officer's spyglass
bears a direct relationship to "that part of a
gentleman's anatomy which members of the fair sex find to be of most
significance to themselves." And how
does a lady assure that the object of her affection possesses a
suitable telescope? Why, by making him a
gift, by interceding with his superiors, or, if all else fails, by way
of a little coercion. All is revealed in a
series of very, well, revealing letters.
Part One Part Two Part Three
The Touchstone
A little of the luck of the Irish seems sure to rub off on Archie Kennedy when he pays a visit to his old friend George in Dublin on the Feast of St. Patrick, 1798, and in so doing, revisits his younger and far more innocent self.
Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five Part Six
Part Seven Part Eight Epilogue
Valentine
In the year of The Hundred Days, 1815, destiny finally catches up with a war weary Colonel Andre Cotard and he discovers to his surprise that old soldiers don't always fade away---sometimes, they fall in love.
Prologue Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four
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