Flea Ridden: The ability of a cat to maintain a
consistent flea population regardless of the frequency or amount
of toxic, smelly, messy flea treatments given.
Homicidal: An indicator of a cat's fierceness,
courage and sadism regarding small rodents, birds and human hands.
Lazy: A cat's ability to sleep at will and maintain
a state of sleep in the face of opportunities to do other things
- such as playing with the expensive new toy the human dragged
Mangy: The ability of a cat to shed at will,
particularly when shed hairs contrast in color to the surface
one is shedding on.
Rotten: The general willingness and ability
of a cat to annoy, harrass or otherwise bother a human. Syn:
Horrible, terrible, irritating, pesky, exasperating, vexatious,
Stinky: The ability of a cat to produce vile
substances from a bodily orifice at will. Syn: Smelly, malodorous,
fecal, putrid, vile, foul, rank, offensive, etc.
Ugly Butt: The general ability of a cat to stick
its butt in your face.
Useless: The fact that the cat serves no purpose,
contributes not one whit to the family's income, food or shelter.Syn:
Good-for-nothing, no good, feckless, superfluous etc.
Vain: A cat's awareness that it is the most beautiful
being in the Universe. Syn: conceited, haughty, arrogant, big-headed,