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MPS: Yuba City, CA, USA: In an open letter to the Kansas School board Bobby Henderson, a concerned citizen, suggested that other theories of creation in addition to evolution and Intelligent Design be taught in Kanas schools. That letter may be read here.

This reporter, requesting anonymity to assure an objective account, asked Mr. William Williams, Chairman of the Yuba City Scholastic Committee for Intermediate Scholastic Studies, "What if any effect will the concept of a Flying Spaghetti Monster creator have upon the Yuba City Scholastic community?"

"Absolutely no effect," answered Mr. Williams, "our curriculum is set for the next six years and we are not open to new ideas."

Still curious about this third alternative theory of creation, This reporter asked Theologist William Williams (no relation to Mr. William Williams) "What is your opinion of this new theory of creation?"

"Mr. Henderson has obviously been espousing a drug induced fantasy." said Theologist Williams. "However," he continued, "strangely, his fantasy borders on the truth. The Creator is actually an Intelligent Spaghetti Squash. Mr. Henderson's Flying Spaghetti Monster would be ineffectual as a creator since the spaghetti strands are too thick to vibrate in the harmonic frequencies required to generate the matter for a universe."

"No, it is the exquisitely fine strands of the essence of the Intelligent Spaghetti Squash winding, weaving and vibrating their way throughout the universe that holds this creation together. Scientists recognize these strands in their String Theory. Everything in the universe, from galaxies to stars to planets to people, is made of squash."

The Intelligent Spaghetti Squash created and maintains the universe.