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MPS: Yuba City, CA, USA: The following is an excerpt from the 14 hour speech by Isaac Ouldten given before the Young Pseudo Scientists Club of Yuba City sponsored by the Senior Pseudo Scientists Society of Yuba City.

"Consider the concept of anti-gravity. This concept is based on the Karmic principle best expressed in physics by Newton's Third Law of Motion: "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." This concept has encouraged a search for the opposite of gravity.

Let us review some of the basic knowledge we have regarding gravity. First: we know that it is a force directly related to the mass of matter. Second: we know that it is a weak force. This is easily demonstrated by our ability to overcome gravity with our muscles by jumping, lifting, and throwing objects. We generally perceive gravity to be stronger than it is because it is constant. And third we can measure the force of gravity which we express as an acceleration of 32 feet per second per second here on earth.

Now, let us review what we know about anti-gravity. First: we don't know what it is. Second: we don't know how it is created. And, Third: we don't know how to measure it.

Why, it is almost as if anti-gravity doesn't exist.

There have been many experiments performed to discover and display anti-gravity. While Einstein's general theory of relativity implies that anti-gravity devices are not likely to be practical, many experimenters base their experiments on Einstein's theory. A search through any library or on the internet will reveal a host of articles on these anti-gravity experiments. Most of these experiment's results are the effects of electromagnetism and not of any gravitational force.

So. Is there such a thing as Anti-gravity. I believe so. And, although I can present no imperical evidence, consider this:

We know that gravity is created by mass. I postulate that the opposite of gravity is created by the opposite of mass which is: nothing. While it takes a lot of mass to create a lot of gravity it takes even more nothing to create a lot of anti-gravity.

The solar system is held together by gravity. One may ask, "Since there is so much nothing between the sun and planets, why doesn't anti-gravity push the planets out into space?" There are two reasons for this. First: It takes more nothing then there is in the solar system to overcome the gravity forces created by the mass of the solar system. Second anti-gravity, just as gravity, exerts it force in all directions. Some of the anti-gravity is pushing in on the solar system from the nothing within the solar system and from the nothing that surrounds the solar system thereby negating a portion of its effect.

The same forces are in effect regarding galaxies. In galaxies there is a lot of nothing creating a lot of anti-gravity and a lot of mass creating gravity. Just as in the solar system there is a balance of forces and the status is maintained.

However, on the scale of the universe we readily see the effects of anti-gravity. Astronomers have observed that the universe is expanding. The cause is anti-gravity. There is so much more nothing than mass in the universe that it easily creates enough anti-gravity to overwhelm the gravity and push the galaxies and galaxy clusters apart causing the expansion of the universe.

Astronomers have also observed that the expansion of the universe is accelerating. There are two reasons for this acceleration. First: Just as gravity has a distance per second per second acceleration factor so does anti-gravity. Second: as the universe expands it creates more space full of nothing. More nothing means more anti-gravity and faster expansion of the universe."

Isaac Ouldten is better known as the Poet Laureate of the Yuba City Revised Holy Bible Choir. His next scheduled appearance has been unannounced.

Astronomers at Peak Observatory focus their telescope on a sector of space full of nothing.

A cluster of galaxies appear to be close but, there are millions of lightyears of nothing between them.

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