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The New Historically Worst President
MPS: Yuba City, CA, USA: A spokesperson for the Yuba City Federal Litigators Society predicted that in an eight to one decision, the United States Supreme Court will overturn the 2000 electoral decision that made George W. Bush president. In an historic reversal the court will declare the election of Bush null and void and the winner of that election to be Democratic candidate Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
The decision will be handed down in time for former vice president Gore to assume the presidency at 11:59 pm on January 19, 2009. This will allow President Gore to set his imprint on the Presidency.
While President Gore will have only one day in office before the new President Elect is sworn in, pundits and historians are saying that his term will default to 2001 and he will inherit President Bush's record. History will see him as the president responsible for the Iraq war, the housing and credit crash, the loss of value of the dollar, the policy of torture, and the assault upon the constitution. History will record the many failures from 2000 to the present as failures of President Gore and the Democratic Party.
The faux president, George W. Bush, will lose the many perks and benefits normally bestowed upon a former president. Among those losses, the presidential pension, the lifetime services of the secret service, and the funding for a presidential library. On that last issue. Bush has used the remainder of his time in office to rename the Ronald Reagen presidential Library in Simi Valley, California, The George W. Bush Library. The residents of Simi have succumbed to a history of the mispronouncing their valley's name and renamed it Seamy Valley.
John Edwards will be replacing Cheney as Vice President. Speaker of the house Pelosi has stated that impeachment of Gore and Edwards will not be on the table.
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