It's Spammalicious!

We all get them. And the more you sign up for free stuff on the Internet, the more you get. It is a never-ending cycle. Yes, SPAM, those little junk emails that get promptly shot away with our deadly DELETE button. But some Spam deserves a little attention. Some Spam is just so ridiculous, that it just makes you grin. Yes, ladies, here is a page of the Spam that has brought us a little life and fun into our lonely hearts. Read and enjoy. Please note that these Spams are displayed as they are written, so bad spelling is as bad spelling does. And if you get any terrific Spam too, forward them wee gems right here.

Vote Yes or No for SPAM!

The hottest issue on the Internet is unsolicited email, affectionately referred to as SPAM. I've heard it said that stopping spam would be an infringement on one's right to free speech as well as freedom of the press. People on the other side state that unsolicited email is an invasion of privacy and should be illegal as technically they are paying the cost to get it (via ISP hourly charges) every time they log into their email. Which side are you on?

Most of you are aware of the battle in the courts involving this issue. It is our intention for this survey to have an impact on those decisions. The results of this survey will be published in national publications and submitted to the major ISP's and various government agencies.

By taking part in this survey you will be helping to decide what outcome the law will have on this issue and help to offset the cost of publishing these results. To participate, call 1-900-VOTE-NOW or (900-868-3669) and after the very short message, select "1" on your phone for "NO" or "2" for "YES". Let your opinion be known!VOTE- VOTE- VOTE- VOTE- VOTE- VOTE- VOTE- VOTE You will be charged $1.99 for your call (which will help off set the cost of publishing the results) and YOU MUST BE at least 18 years old to participate. Please vote only once so poll results will not be skewed.

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During every major catastrophic environmental, ecological, or evolutionary change in the VERY long history of the Earth, anthropologists, geologists and tinkerers in the realm of the distant Past, to include even esoteric entities such as theologians and philosophers, have all more or less mutually agreed that holocausts such as the great extinction of the gigantic carnivorous and herbivorous dinosaurs some 60 - 70 or so millions of years ago created a great stinking wasteland of immense carcasses rotting for a number of years, ending in the songless dirge of these great dragon-like beasts. But lurking in the shadows of the stupendous saurians were tiny shrew-like hair covered mammals resemblng our current day rodents, including the mouse. As the bodies of the reptilians decomposed and oozed all over the ancient landscape, these little creatures skittered happily about the gigantic feast, gorging themselves and propagating like, well mice!

Pretty soon these little rodents became the dominant form of life on Earth. And if you and I were to believe the Scientists, We, The Human Race eventually descended over a period of 60 million years or so from these little pests to be come the arrogant, ego and homo-centric bipedal hominids that we are today! Somewhere the Great Flood fits in there along with the Old and New Testaments, the Koran, et al, ad infinitum, as nauseum.

At any rate, I forsee the "mouse" developing into a new and electroncally mutated life form, which, if given half a chance by our cyber-apathy, may become the new dominant living thing on Earth in a few million years or so. You may find the first few feeble steps of this new mutated creature in my web page The Truth is In Here Somewhere listed below. go to entry number 63. "One Blind Mouse" to witness the first faltering steps. The only question that ultimately needs answering is who is the screwer and who is the screwee!

Post Script: I would save this letter for your archives as it may be worth a great deal of money some day, Save one for me too, as I am a little low on paper. Thanx.

Wietchpec Joe

Is the END here?

Many people believe that just as we Scream happy new year this dec 31, 1999 we will see the end of the world!!!!!!!!!

Or at the very minimum SATAN'S true reign on earth will begin. If this happens the world will turn into SATAN'S house. That’s right...

HELL ON EARTH!!!

Famine, Fires, Moon turned to blood, the 7 seas boiling over, Tornados, Hurricanes, Droubts, Earthquakes, Volcanoes Erupting, World War, Total Destruction of Earth. (happening simultaneously) No one who is left will want to stay on the horrible planet that our earth will become. Many of us here will be taken to heaven in a blink of an eye.. THAT’S RIGHT..GONE!! Those who are left will wish they would have been wisked away to paradise!

DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A CHANCE AND BE LEFT TO SUFFER MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE?... or be safe? ....1777?

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Are you comfortable? Got enough food in the house? Electricity working? Got fuel for the car? Well come January 1, 2000 all that is going to change.

You know that little Y2K thing where many of the computers in the world are just going to shut down on Jan 1. Well that little problem is going to collapse all the economies in the world. No more food, electricity, fuel, communications etc. all those things are going to shut down like that "snap" (maybe a week or so) and the survival of the fittest will become the law until the antichrist takes over the world. Message-Id: <199908310101840.SM00081@ezzi.net>

Date: Tue, 31 Aug 1999 01:01:59 -0400

YOU CAN STAY HERE FOR THAT IT'S BEST TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS BUT THE RAPTURE WILL NOT OCCUR UNTIL THE UNIVERSE IS PROPERLY DISPLAYED STAND UP AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH !

THE UNIVERSE SPACE ENDS & MOVES O /\ + \/ O The discovery of the understanding of the universe. 2 E=MC The equation for the atom bomb. It says that matter and energy are the same thing. So then what is that? Matter, look at a brick. Its in a three dimensional form. Its made of electrons, protons and neutrons (atoms) and they are moving so the brick is moving. Energy, sunlight. Its in a three dimensional form. It comes to us from the sun therefore it is moving. 3D and moving Both matter and energy are 3D and moving. I outproduce Einstein. We already know all matter has gravity. The bending of light shows that energy also has gravity. So matter and energy are 3D moving with gravity. The universe is made of matter, energy, time and space. That just stated is the matter and energy part. Time and space. Take everything in the universe and stop it. Does time progress? No. Therefore time is the motion and the understanding of all the motion is the understanding of all of time. Space. Space ends. Space does not go on forever. Space is in a three dimensional form. Space moves but does not have gravity. Space moves like this. O /\ + \/ O

And that is the understanding of time. O This is what was first, in the beginning.
/\ This is the old kings and queens.
+ This is democracy.
\/ This is socialism.
O This is when the Lord Jesus Christ returns.
And that is the understanding of the universe. Glory be to the Father the Son and the Holy Ghost. Revelation chapter 10&11;15-19. It is very important the people receive this information. You may tell someone about this.

Thank You
Robert Lavelle

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