You know what? No one cares what someone else's family looks like. Other families look goofy as hell to me. So I am not particularly doing this because I want you to see what a load of geeks I was spawned from, but because I think the elders never saw this Internet thing coming. They all died long before this stuff came out. I know for a fact that my grandfather would have gotton a big bang out of seeing himself on the Web. So if you don't care, that's fine. Unless the pictures are ancient, I would probably skip your family, too. But this is in case they see me down here, drinking beer and tinkering with this site. They would want to be involved. So Harold, Emma, and Emily, this one's for you...

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This is my paternal grandmother, Emily Gerlach. I wish I had gotten to know her better.

These are my maternal grandparents, Harold and Emma Skelton. Wasn't my grandfather a honey? You go, Grandma!

These are my parents, Donald Gerlach and Carolyn Jouret in the goofiest picture I have ever seen.

This is my stepfather, Ed Jouret. He's a Ranger Man, and very good to my mother.

This is another cheesy picture of my brother David and me in a Kmart photo booth in 1984.

And this is the babe he later married, Jul.

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