Yappy the Bonehead

Hello.....

This is a picture of me with a bone cigarette in my mouth. I don't really chew them all the way. I just swallow them down. I can always chew them somemore when they come back out.

My name is Chester, but for some reason I am called Yappy. I am a very happy dog because I get to sleep all day. I never have to work but sometimes I do dig holes in my yard. I hope you like my doghouse. Its brand new. I don't sleep in it though, because it doesn't smell enough.

This is my story.

I was born in a side yard on Valentines Day. My mom is a Sharpei. She is from China. I never met my dad. Mom said he only visited once. He jumped over the fence........stayed a few minutes......and jumped back. Anyway, he must have been a big handsome Labrador, or Pit Bull. I am also a good fence jumper!

I now live in a yellow house with a big back yard. Ki Yeh is my wife. She is a beautiful brown american staffordshire terrier. I love her very much. We have fun together, digging holes and wrecking the fence.

Here is Ki as a pup. You know she is a killer Pit Bull nowadays.

Once I went to the vet with Bob, the butt scracher. I know I had my balls on me when I left because I was cleaning them in the truck. When we got home I couldn't find them? I still can't find them. I must have left them in the truck.

Sometimes, when my bowl is empty, I like to eat "ALMOND ROCAS". They are always in the snack place where my cats go. Bob calls it the "Cat Box".

Snails are very good too!

Do you 'like' my ears? DO YOU LIKE MY EARS? I think they are like capulets to crown my regal skull. I pick up strange and wonderful sounds all the time. I can hear Bob's truck from 3 blocks away and sometimes UFO's. They come down and talk to me quite alot. Especially when I am asleep.

Boneology : Something happened to me. It was back in the year of the great scandal. The year when a cat took over the great white dog house. I was in my yard, looking up at the sky, trying to find answers to the big question when I heard a cosmic bark from up above. At first it was far, far away. Then it grew closer. I kept looking up at the stars wondering if that bark was from Canis Minor himself. Then a glowing bone like ray came down and smacked me between my eyes. It was a warm fuzzy jolt. Suddenly there was a battalion of fluorescent fleas (they are my freinds) circling my head My brain was swimming. Now, there before me were all of my bones lined up in a Druid circle. The king of fleas spoke. "You, my wrinkled one, have been chosen to lead the way through these troubled times. There, before you lie the implements of all the worlds knowledge. They are your new tools". "Chew them well my wrinkled friend."

Nowadays , when I get that warm fuzzy feeling again, I bring all of my bones inside and place them on Bobs bed. I arrange them in a certain manner to learn all of the secrets they have to tell. Many times I leave one under the covers for Bob, so that he may also gain from their knowledge.

My best shot... 7AM on the porch and VERY alert...

I think.....therefore I am....

Here are a few random thoughts of mine....

Here is an image of the actual thought process of two of my friends.

NEW: Here's... a short video clip of me you can watch... (embedded Real Media)

I'd like to update my dog house with new pictures of Ki Yeh, maybe the butt scracher, and all the masterpeices I have built in the yard outside, but my uploads are restricted because of their size. I'll just go outside and download instead.

Dog Links.....

UNDERDOG, LASSIE, RIN TIN TIN, HUCKELBERRY HOUND,SCOOBIE DOO, MARTHA MY DEAR

You can also check out my other, but smelly & comfortable old page........

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