The Culdesac

A long
but true story about hopes and dreams and reality. Starring a bunch of
kids,
on a dead
end street in San Pedro, California USA
Music started for me and my Bardale Avenue
brothers and friends when we joined the Cub Scouts. My mother Joann, became
a our Den mother. It was a natural fit for her. We were
three brothers living in the Culdesac with a ton of other kids about
same age as us. Every family on the block moved in to the brand new housing
tract within a week of each other. Three Conner girls on the left and four
Moody kids across the street and.... at least 2 kids per house in every
single house for miles. We were the majority and are now known as Baby
Boomers. For Mom, being the official Den Mother of Den #4, Pack 956, was
not very different from her everyday life except she could now officially
organize the chaos and let us have some fun too. Little did she know what
she would create.
It all began at our Cub Scout Pack meeting
shows. The first one I remember was a Christmas show where we painted up
the bottoms of our new red socks like little Santa Claus characters. We
would then lay down in a line on the Taper Avenue school stage and put
our feet through holes in painted up cardboard boxes and wiggle them to
the sound of Christmas carols……We were a huge success! Those pack meetings
must have pulled in at least 75 people once a month. All we had to do was
wiggle our feet to get a big laugh? …..Ah yes, showbiz at 10 years old.
Den 4 consistently blew out the competition and won many awards. As we
got older, my mom got serious. Straw hats and bamboo canes. We eventually
did full on barbershop
chorus line routines with steps, twirls and kicks to classic standards
like "Be a Clown" and "Shine on Harvest Moon". Then along came the Beatles.
One day we took over moms production duties
and decided to get hip and lipsink a Beatles tune. Dad took some left over
plywood paneling from our ultra modern den remodel and cut out cool electric
guitar shapes with a real Sears jigsaw for us to paint up in day-glow yellow
and orange for use as props. These were our new instruments. Next we had
to decide who would play who. I believe John Moody picked first because
his name was John and his choice was obvious. I was next and actually remember
the agonizing thought process involved. I picked the next best Beatle,
Paul….Brad my brother picked George and Dennis, Johns twin brother picked
Ringo………That was it….Our future fates were sealed instantly, all because
of an existing sibling hierarchy and the popular tastes of the day. I became
a bassist and John, a guitarist. Dennis was our drummer and Brad………..well……….tried
to play the tambourine.
Cub Scouts led to Boy Scouts and the Beatles
to The Monkees. Mom paid for my guitar lessons at "Chuck's Sound of Music",
which I then turned around and gave back to John and eventually, his little
brother Jim.
Mrs. Moody actually paid me 50 cents an hour. Soon, we started our first
band, "The Surf Bums" and played for a private sixth grade graduation party
at Perry’s house. She was a 12 year old stacked redhead (as I remember)
and at the gig were all girls……We were paid 50 cents each plus free hot
dogs and played only 4 songs, one being "Little Black Egg". I remember
it because it was a big hit at the time and we had just learned it the
day before. We were hot……So hot that a couple of girls from that party
walked all the way across the tract a few weeks later to ask us to play
again for another summer girls party. My mom answered the door and called
me downstairs. I was shocked…..They had breasts and I was a virgin idiot……..I
sent them away saying I had to talk to the guys first. ….When the band
had a meeting on the matter, all we did was rank on girls, saying that
we didn't need them….…we would soon be stars…. I never called them back.
Hell, I didn't even get their phone number because I had been shaking in
my tennies.
That summer, before entering Jr. High
we started to learn to play for real. Our repertoire consisted of about
40 songs. Our opening number was always The Monkees T.V. theme song in
which we changed the words. "Here we come……walking down the street……get
the funniest looks from everyone we meet……..HEY…..HEY ….were the Surf Bums"…….ect….ect.
We played CCR, Beach Boys and many Beatles tunes. Word got around the kid
scene and we snagged ace guitarist Chuck Nix, living as far as 2 blocks
away. He was instantly hired because he could read music and also knew
the intro to the Beatles "I Feel Fine", feedback and all. (This is still
semi tough for a guitarist today). Brad was eventually fired even though
mom bought him a Magnus cord organ at the last minute so we could do more
Monkees songs. Brad could be Davy Jones. Sorry mom, Brad couldn't even
play tambourine. He was heartbroken so we let him draw our flyers.
Summer shows were in my back yard. We
set up picnic benches for our fans to sit on and charged 1 to 5 cents for
admission. Pricing depended on whether you were 3 feet or 7 feet from the
stage, which was really my Dads multi leveled brick barbecue built into
the side of a dirt hill..….And we actually pulled a crowd. 20 kids in a
backyard must have seemed like a zoo to Mom, but she started the whole
thing and we weren't gonna stop now.
When Chuck joined the band he also became
our lead singer. He was 6 ft tall, surfer blonde with a fender Mustang
and a Gibson amp with reverb. We became "The Blue Diamonds". Chuck was
an only child whose dad was 50 years older than him. He had a sister, but
she was 25 years older than him……..So we became his brothers. By the end
of the summer the word was out. The Taper Avenue School Principal,
Mr. Kamholtz, also our former Boy Scout troop master booked us through
Mom the manager at the upcoming Labor Day festival down the street.
They set us up in a booth at the end of
a row of booths full of goldfish and Ping-Pong ball type action just like
a circus side show. Our outfits were big matching fat stripped blue and
white T-shirts. We played two perfect little 30 minute sets that afternoon
just like the little pros we were. After the show, manager Mom got together
with Mr. Kamholtz and somehow walked away with a fifty dollar bill. We
weren't supposed to get paid but I think our folks were so proud that they
wanted to show us how hard work sometimes paid off. Who knows where the
actual money really came from. We were 12 years old and had three Gigs
down..... (The other being a Cub Scout pool party in Torrance.
I remember we played our electric instruments 10 feet from the pool....
Splashing water was hitting us regularly but we didn't care, we really
just wanted to show off for some girls).
As summer vacation came to and end, it
was time for us to get ready for Dodson Jr. High.
As with all kids, that big step up from
one teacher to 6 teachers is a frightening experience. One day your OK
with your 30 to 40 friends. The next thing you know your social contacts
have blown to 6 times what they had been. I was a shy little nerd. I was
what was termed "excelerated" and all the tough kids really let me have
it. Music became our way to get popular and stay alive.
Mom got involved at Dodson too. One of
the most well orchestrated shows I think I ever did was a talent show which
the whole school was invited to take part in. I was in the stagecraft class
and we built tall psychedelic flats with doors out on front just like TVs
"Laugh-in". The drama students did a whole variety comedy and musical act
based from beginning to end on Martin & Rowan's new hit show. The Blue
Diamonds were set up on the floor about 20 rows back. We were the orchestra.
How it was all put together I cant remember but I know we were allowed
two featured instrumental numbers. One of the songs that my Mom made us
play was "Never on a Sunday" which was her all time favorite. In exchange
for playing it, we got to play one rock song of our own choice. It was
our first behind the scenes deal……a compromise with the PTA. Our main job
for the show was to play short musical sound blasts. In today's terminology
they would be called sound bites. We learned the exact licks from the TV
show and arranged them to fit the script. Mom had cue cards made up and
she would flash them to us from her seat near us in the audience. She was
surrounded by the head honchos of the PTA who were quite impressed. We
had about 15 different blast versions that we had practiced real hard the
night before, The cue cards Mom flashed per the script read "Short blast",
or.... "Long Blast 2" or "A lick 3". It all came off perfectly. Our friends
told us that they didn't even watch the stage show because we were the
best thing to watch. We stood around quietly clowning like we were The
Beatles in A Hard Days Night until a new cue was flashed. Then Dennis would
count quietly and BLAST…..a cool lick from nowhere. By the end of the show
we were getting cocky. We even inserted a few blasts that weren't in the
script. At our new school, once again were stars.
I worked real hard that year in school.
I even ran for student counsel and lost. Our next big show was towards
the end semester on "Pin Night" this was a big, Friday night outdoor award
ceremony. Sort of like a school assembly but you had to dress up and bring
your parents………Of course ……..The Blue Diamonds were booked……..it was the
next logical step for us……..We were it !!!….This would be our biggest crowd
yet.
That night, about a third of the way through
the evening program of speeches and award presentations, our band was announced.
We were the only type of combo entertainment of the night or on any other
previous night for that matter and I'm sure they had NO IDEA what we would
play but I don't think anyone from the school even asked. They trusted
us and probably thought it would be some cute little instrumental surfer
tune. So.....our stuff was all set up and ready to go…..and we didn't need
our own PA because of the huge outdoor system that was loud enough for
any volume we could crank out. Try and Imagine the opening notes to Jimi
Hendrix’s "Purple Haze" in your head…….bomp…..bamp..…bomp….bamp……bomp……bamp…..now
the intro guitar lick………..We were groovin………Vocals…..begin…………….PURPLE
HAZZZZEEEE all in my brain……..No problem….We couldn't really
hear Chuck singing out of the PA, but we didn't need to. We knew the song
inside and out. We just played as hard as we could and when we were finished,
it felt like we had just conquered the world, or at the very least, Dodson
Junior High.
After the show everyone went home separately
with their parents…No time to talk. I had also won a "Stagecraft" award
that night so I was feeling no pain……….All weekend long I just couldn't
wait for Monday morning when I just knew some really cool kid at school
would grab me and tell me how great we were. We all truly thought we had
performed our song to perfection and nobody all weekend told us otherwise.
When Monday morning finally rolled around I decided to play it cool and
just act like nothing had happened at all. As I was walking to my first
class, I broke down and asked a guy who I knew played some guitar "How'd
we sound?" "You stunk" he said……..I almost died from shock……"What do you
mean?"….I asked….."Well your playing was all right but that singer…..He
was way too loud….My dad wanted to leave….and so did I". "People were laughing
at you guys Bob"…..I still didn't understand but by the end of the day
we had it figured out…..The huge outdoor PA that Chuck sang through was
much to loud and there was a one or two second time delay. We must have
sounded terrible. When Chuck belted out...."Purple Hazzze" the volume blew
most people right out of their seats..... 50 yards away. You couldn't hear
the band when he sang and when he wasn't, the PA picked up our instruments
which then caused more of a messy delay ……We had no monitors…..and no idea…We
only heard ourselves. Why didn't anyone say something?…..We were laughed
at by a few students for the next week or so but I think they were either
jealous or their parents may have lectured them during the ride home on
the evils of rock music ..... Now all Dodsons parents had proof. .…After
time, all was forgotten..... which is not what we originally had in mind
but I think the majority of the students knew what really happened and
that we were still .......cool……
Summer once again hit the Culdesac. Time
to get so bored again that practicing for 5 hours a day was the only thing
worthwhile to do. A bunch of new kids from down the street began to hang
around our garage with the regulars when we rehearsed. Two of them, an
older black kid named Leslie Coulter, along with his next door neighbor
Johnny Profetta would once more change the way we looked at music.
Les and Johnny lived half way down Sandwood.
Johnny's dad was a semi famous lounge singer at the time who eventually
was black balled from the Vegas Club circuit by Frank Sinatra for some
unknown personal reason. They lived in a "Pink" House with white shag carpet
and a huge white grand piano in the living room. Leslie was very shy, probably
due to the fact that there were only two black families in the whole tract.
He once told me that before he walked up the street to Bardale Ave. he
had been a drummer. After hearing our three guitar twang, he decided to
switch to guitar. Johnny had been his guitar player but I
suppose because Les was older he just made Johnny switch to drums. Ill
never forget the day Les had a freshly spray painted Fender Mustang hanging
from his open garage door one afternoon. I walked in ask asked what he
was doing to that guitar body up in the air? Les was so proud of his work
that he pulled it down to show me up close and set it on some newspaper.
Unfortunately it was still wet and the newspaper stuck to it like glue.
We tried to peel it off but had no luck. He ended up having to sand it
down and start all over again. That's how I became good friends with Les,
who today is a master musician on every level.
During that summer of 1969 Les would come
up to the garage and he and I would have "Jam Sessions". This really meant
that he would show me a simple bass line and I would play it over and over
till my hands began to cramp, while he would solo over top. And don't you
know Les could and would, do it for hours. I thought it sounded stupid,
and it sure wasn't any fun for me but I think I did it because I understood
what Les was trying to do. It was known as improvisation and I was his
drum machine.
A few times that summer we were visited
by the police. We we not playing very loud by today's standards but one
particular neighbor in the next Culdesac believed we were criminals. We
didn't grasp the concept that we were doing anything wrong and ignored
the orders to turn it down. One night, after the police drove away, we
started practicing again, right where we left off. The cops had parked
around the corner and were back in the driveway in a split second. My parents
ended up having to go to court and pay a fine. We begged our parents to
tell us which family was turning us in but they weren't stupid. We figured
it out on our own and eventually those neighbors moved away. I really can't
say if we had anything to do with it but...........I can only state that
kids can be cruel...
Les learned the guitar very fast. He could
play any Hendrix solo note for note or play the songs in his own way. That
particular year the soundtrack from Woodstock was released and Les of course
learned Jimi’s version of the Star Spangled Banner. We all thought he was
a truly patriotic guy.
The final gig that The Blue Diamonds had
lined up that summer was a return performance at the neighborhood Labor
Day fair. This time around we lobbied hard for a better place to set up
at and maybe even some more money and got it. We had 3 electric guitars
and 3 little amps. These had been fine for blasting in our garage but we
knew we needed more power for the fair. We talked our dads into renting
a Fender Bassman amp at Hogan’s House of Music for 6 bucks a day. This
piggyback rig had three inputs and we would use them all. We had the amp
for exactly 24 hours and we used every minute possible before the gig to
test it out. I had always played bass on guitar. At Hogan’s, when my dad
and I walked in, there was an Italian EKO, violin style semi hollow Beatle
Bass. I think it cost another 6 bucks a day so my Dad grabbed it for me
to use. I was blown away. This was a very kind thing for my dad to do without
my even asking him. It was the 1st real four stringed bass I had ever touched.
I practiced on it all night long through the Bassman with the boys and
really had no problem adjusting to it at all. Four strings instead of six.
No problem. The next day at the fair however there were couple of small
problems for us to deal with…..Chuck
and I were fine as far as volume was concerned but John was buried. Since
his dad did pay for part of the Bassman rental, John decided that he just
had to plug into it too. The vocals and the bass were already going through
it and now, so was Johns guitar. The result was loud mud. And John knew
it. After a couple more songs, he plugged back into his own amp for a while
but he just couldn't stand not being heard, so he just plugged the mud
back in again. Oh well…..We had fun anyway, and we were the loudest we
had ever been.
The little festival was going great. I
wore a leather Indian vest with fringe that I had made in Indian Guides
years ago and I looked just like a real hippie. There were lots of girls
dancing to Magic Carpet Ride or Proud Mary and even older bigger kids were
dancing too. We hoped that now, they wouldn't hassle us on the way to school
anymore. All was going great when Les Coulter walked on up and asked if
he could play through the Bassman when we were on our break. I think John
had a possession problem with the amp situation but he didn't make to big
a deal about saying no because Les had brought along his own fan club which
included Johnny's older two sisters. We said "Why not?" Les got his guitar
and plugged it in and began to play at full power all by himself. Now in
1969, if you are black, and a guitarist and are playing without a band
behind you, what song do you play?.…………………..That’s right, it was Jimi’s
version of The Star Spangled Banner……….………Les took it way out there….It
took a while for the old folks in the crowd to recognize the melody, and
of course they had never heard the Woodstock soundtrack version before,
but when they did.... all hell broke loose. Suddenly parents were running
up to the stage and demanding that Les stop desecrating our national anthem
on school property. He just ignored them with a smile. I just stood back
a bit, ate my hot-dog and watched. I think it was Mr. Moody who finally
made Les stop. He would have continued making feedback and playing with
the whammy bar for hours if he could, but even I was getting tired of it.
As usual, Les had taken it a step to far. Just show him that line and bam,
over he went. When Les and his thoroughly insulted entourage left the school
grounds it brought the energy level back down to normal so we played our
final, happy music set. There was my whole extended family….Aunts uncles
and cousins all dancing like fools to Green Onions, Day Tripper and of
course the always requested Never On a Sunday. That was the last time we
ever played that song again.
Them times they were a changin.
to be continued......
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