Dyscordian Antisocial Society / Illuminates of Eris


Papal Proclamation



According to the Principia Discordia, every man, woman and child on Earth is a Pope or Popess but not everyone knows they are. It is a task of this Antisocial Society to let them know the facts.


A Pope or Popess is simply someone who is not under the spiritual authority of any spiritual authority.


The rights of a Pope or Popess may or may not include the following:



To invoke infallibility in matters of personal concern at any time, including retroactively;


To baptize, marry, bury, and not necessarily in that order, with the permission of those involved;


To perform all rites, functions and dysfunctions deemed inappropriate for a Pope or Popess of Dyscordia;


To canonize a Saint, Inquisitor, or Anti-Saint of Discordia, including oneself, and to revoke said canonization at any time, with permission of said individual;


To excommunicate and reverse excommunication of one's own selves or other selves, with their permission, at any time;


To let others know they are also Popes or Popesses and possessed of the same potential powers and rights, or not, as they see fit, and to Initiate said potential Popes and Popesses;


To form or dissolve a church at any time;


To propagate this Proclamation to others or not, as they will.




WHOSOEVER READS THIS FAR IS NOW A POPE OR POPESS OF DYSCORDIA


Everything is True, Nothing is Permitted”


Only the One True Holy Moment IS”



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