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Jackson to Call Stars in His Defence
Kobe Bryant, actress Elizabeth Taylor
and "Tonight Show" host Jay Leno
Nick Carter, Stevie Wonder, Barry Gibb
and Diana Ross, comedian Chris Tucker,
talk show hosts Larry King and
Maury Povich and lifestyle guru Deepak Chopra.
The pop star waved at the jurors when he stood up

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Corey Feldman on Childhood Friendship
with Michael Jackson
Former Child Star Says Abuse Case
Has Stirred 'Sickening Realization'

Former child actor Corey Feldman says current sex-abuse case against Michael Jackson has stirred questions about his childhood relationship with the pop star.As Michael Jackson faces charges of sexual abuse in a California courtroom, "20/20's" Martin Bashir interviews actor Corey Feldman, who speaks about his relationship with the pop star during his youth.
In an exclusive interview, Feldman, now 33, speaks out with surprising new claims about his relationship with Jackson. The actor, known for his roles in "Gremlins," "The Goonies" and "Stand by Me," has stood by Jackson until now.
He tells Bashir why he is now coming forward with allegations about their friendship.

"I started looking at each piece of information, and with that came this sickening realization that there have been many occurrences in my life and in my relationship to Michael that have created a question of doubt."

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Jackson Says Celebrity
Makes Him a Target
Feb 3, 9:51 PM (ET)
By TIM MOLLOY

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SANTA MARIA, Calif. (AP) - Michael Jackson said in a television interview scheduled to air Saturday that many of the news reports about him are "fiction" and that his celebrity makes him a target.
Jackson was barred by a gag order from talking about the molestation charges he faces. But he said in a wide-ranging interview with the Fox News Channel's "At Large w/ Geraldo Rivera" program that he believes the truth about him will ultimately come out.
"The bigger the star, the bigger the target. I'm not trying to say I'm the super-duper star, I'm not saying that," Jackson said in the interview, which was taped two weeks ago. "I'm saying the fact that people come at celebrities, we're targets. But truth always prevails. I believe in that."
Excerpts of the interview was released Thursday by Fox.
(AP) In this courtroom sketch, Michael Jackson listens during jury selection in his child molestation...

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The interview was Jackson's first since he was indicted by a grand jury in April on charges of molesting a boy and plying him with alcohol. Jackson's lawyers and prosecutors are scheduled to begin questioning potential jurors in the trial Monday.
Jackson also said in the interview that he designed his Neverland estate, where prosecutors say the molestation occurred, as a place where he could enjoy the childhood activities he missed while he was a child star.
"I created Neverland as a home for myself and my children ... it gave me a chance to do what I couldn't do when I was little," Jackson said. "We couldn't go to movie theaters. We couldn't go to Disneyland. We couldn't do all those fun things. We were on tour. We were working hard.
"And we did enjoy it," Jackson said. "But this allowed me to have a place behind the gates where the entire world I love is there ... other men have their Ferraris and their airplanes or helicopter or wherever they find their bliss. My bliss is in giving and sharing and having simple innocent fun."
Jackson said Neverland also provides a happy place for inner-city children "who haven't seen the mountains, who haven't been on a carousel, who haven't pet a horse or a llama."
"So if I can open my gates and see that bliss, an explosion of screaming laughter from the children and they run on the rides, I say thank you God," Jackson said. "I feel I won God's smile of approval, because I'm doing something that brings joy and happiness to other people."
Jackson also talked about the rapper Eminem, who mocked him in his video for "Just Lose It." In the video, Eminem impersonates Jackson, appearing with a group of boys in the background. "Come here, little kiddie, on my lap. Guess who's back with a brand new rap," he rhymes.
Jackson said he had always admired "Mr. Eminem," but thought the rapper should be ashamed.
"I've been an artist most of my life and I've never attacked a fellow artist," Jackson said. "Great artists don't do that. You don't have to do that."
He also defended his sister Janet's "wardrobe malfunction" at last year's Super Bowl.
"Actually, I was looking right at it and I didn't see it ... (I told her to) be strong. This too shall pass. Don't worry about it. I've seen worse things."

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"I love my community and I have great faith in our justice system. Please keep an open mind and let me have my day in court. I deserve a fair trial like every other American citizen. I will be acquitted and vindicated when the truth is told,"

"The information is disgusting and false"
Jan 30, 2:12 PM (ET)
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Michael Jackson called on Sunday said recent leaks to the media about his child molestation case "malicious ... disgusting and false," and said he expected to be found innocent of the charges.
In a short video appearance on his official Web site, www.mjjsource.com, Jackson rejected accusations that he plied a now 15-year-old boy with alcohol and fondled him.
"In the last few weeks, a large amount of ugly, malicious information has been released into the media about me.
"Apparently, this information was leaked through transcripts in a grand jury proceeding where neither my lawyers, nor I, ever appeared. The information is disgusting and false," Jackson said.
Grand jury testimony is secret and not publicly released, though often leaked to the media.
Dissemination of Jackson's latest statement had been approved by state Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville, who had previously placed a gag order on the case. Strict secrecy has been imposed on the case and any statements made by either party must be approved in advance by the judge.
Jury selection in the case starts Monday with some 750 prospective jurors reporting for duty at the Santa Maria courthouse. The jurors will be summoned by Melville in groups of 150 over three days and will likely come face-to-face with Jackson, who has pleaded innocent to sexually abusing the boy at his Neverland Valley Ranch.
Opening statements are weeks away, but Jackson's presence at the courthouse is expected to draw hundreds of fans and reporters. Melville will try to assemble a pool of possible jurors able to serve for up to six months.
Jury pool members will then be given seven-page questionnaires about the case and told to return on Feb. 7 to be questioned individually by Melville, prosecutors and defense attorneys. At that point a final panel of 12 jurors and eight alternates will be chosen.
A grand jury handed down a 10-count indictment against Jackson in April that charged him with lewd acts on a child under the age of 14 and conspiring to commit the crimes of abduction, false imprisonment and extortion.
In his videotaped statement Jackson, 46, said that he had invited the then 13-year-old cancer victim and his family to Neverland "because they told me their son was ill with cancer and needed my help. Through the years, I have helped thousands of children who were ill or in distress."
Jackson, appearing in a shiny turquoise shirt with an open collar against a gray background, looked straight into the camera for the brief, minute-long speech.
He said the events surrounding the case "have caused a nightmare for my family, my children and me. I never intend to place myself in so vulnerable a position again."
"I love my community and I have great faith in our justice system. Please keep an open mind and let me have my day in court. I deserve a fair trial like every other American citizen. I will be acquitted and vindicated when the truth is told," Jackson said.

By Dan Whitcomb
SANTA MARIA, Calif. (Reuters) - The first of some 750 prospective jurors will report for duty on Monday in the Michael Jackson child molestation case, the opening stage of a trial that could send one of the world's best-known entertainers to prison for years.
The would-be jurors will be summoned by Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville in groups of 150 over three days and will likely come face-to-face for the first time with Jackson, who has pleaded innocent to sexually abusing a young boy at his Neverland Valley Ranch.
Opening statements are weeks away, but Jackson's presence at the Santa Maria courthouse was expected to draw hundreds of fans and reporters. More than 80 news organizations from the United States, Britain, France, Germany, Japan and Mexico have applied for seats at the trial
Melville will try to assemble a pool of possible jurors able to serve for up to six months. Pool members will then be given seven-page questionnaires about the case and told to return on Feb. 7.
At that point they will be questioned individually by Melville, prosecutors and defense attorneys as all sides try to agree on a final panel of 12 jurors and eight alternates.
Although Jackson's sprawling estate is in the hills of central California above Santa Maria, the self-proclaimed "King of Pop" is rarely seen in town of 80,000 people and has little in common with the 12 residents who will ultimately sit in judgment of him.
A grand jury handed down a 10-count indictment against Jackson in April, charging him with lewd acts on a child under the age of 14 and conspiring to commit the crimes of abduction, false imprisonment and extortion.
'EROTIC MATERIAL'
The indictment stems from accusations made by a now 15-year-old boy and recovering cancer patient seen holding hands with Jackson in a documentary about the 46-year-old pop star that aired on ABC and British television in February 2003.
In the documentary by British journalist Martin Bashir, which prompted an international furor about Jackson, the singer defends his practice of sharing his bed with children.
Melville ruled on Friday that Jackson's accuser and his brother will have to testify in open court, rejecting a prosecution attempt to close the courtroom to the press and public for that portion of the trial.
Prosecutors accuse Jackson of plying the boy with alcohol, concealed in soda cans, to seduce him.
Because the judge has imposed nearly unprecedented secrecy on the case, most of the evidence that Santa Barbara County District Attorney Tom Sneddon and his deputies plan to introduce has been kept secret.
But "erotic material," including pictures of nude children, seized from Jackson's estate, will be shown to jurors, Melville has ruled. Prosecutors say that evidence demonstrates Jackson's sexual interest in boys.
Melville also ruled on Friday that Bashir's documentary could also be shown to jurors and that the journalist himself could be called to the witness stand.
Lead defense attorney Tom Mesereau has told the judge that Jackson's accuser and his family are "flat-out liars" who made up the abuse accusations because the boy's mother wants money from the superstar.
They point out that the woman once sued J.C. Penney for $3 million, accusing the department store's security guards of mistreating her and her family when they were detained on suspicion of shoplifting. The case settled out of court for about $135,000.
Jackson, a former child star who released one of the best-selling pop albums of all time, "Thriller," was accused of molesting a young boy in a separate case in the mid-1990s. Jackson and the boy's family settled that case out of court and the entertainer was never arrested or charged.
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Jan 28, 8:50 PM (ET)
By ROBERT JABLON
(AP) Attorneys for Michael Jackson, from left, Thomas Mesereau Jr., Brian Oxman and Susan Yu, leave the...
SANTA MARIA, Calif. (AP) - The judge in the Michael Jackson molestation case on Friday rejected a prosecution request to close the courtroom when the teenage accuser takes the stand at the pop star's trial.
The defense and a coalition of media covering the case, including The Associated Press, had argued that the testimony should be open. Prosecutors wanted it closed to protect the child from the intense media coverage in the case, proposing that reporters be allowed to hear the testimony through an audio feed.
Judge Rodney Melville also ruled that dozens of adult-oriented books, magazines and DVDs seized at Jackson's Neverland ranch - one with the fingerprints of Jackson and the accuser - can be used as evidence in the trial. Jury selection begins Monday.
The judge permitted most of the proposed evidence to be used at trial but said the prosecution could not refer to the material as pornography, obscenity or erotic. Instead, the words "adult" or "sexually explicit" can be used, he said.
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(AP) Attorney's for Michael Jackson, from left Robert Sanger, Thomas Mesereau, Jr., and Brian Oxman, ...
Prosecutor Ron Zonen said the 50 print and video items that were seized in 2003 included graphic sexual material that was both heterosexual and homosexual in nature. The material also included nude photos of models who may have been 18 but looked much younger, he said.
The items will show Jackson had a "prurient interest" in boys or was intended for use to as "grooming material" to make children more accommodating to sexual advances, Zonen said.
Defense attorney Thomas Mesereau Jr. countered that all the materials seized were legal. In the case of the magazine with the prints, he said evidence will show Jackson took it away from his accuser and locked it up.
Melville ruled that several items could not be used as evidence, including three books seized in 1993 that allegedly show pictures of nude adolescents.
Jackson, 46, has pleaded not guilty to charges of molesting a 13-year-old boy and plying him with alcohol. The boy is now 15.
Jury selection could last as long as a month, with the judge and attorneys for both sides expected to screen as many as 750 prospective jurors.
On another matter, the judge ruled that jurors will be allowed to see a British documentary broadcast on ABC in 2003 that contains footage of Jackson and his accuser holding hands and Jackson defending his practice of sleeping in the same bed with children.
At one point during the hearing, Melville advised both sides to adhere to proper procedures during the trial.
"I expect and know that you will, all, on both sides, carry the burden of showing the world what a fine system we have - and that does not include name-calling or personal attacks," Melville said.

DVDs, Books Can Be Used in Jackson Trial
Jan 28, 4:19 PM (ET)
By ROBERT JABLO
(AP) Michael Jackson speaks at a news conference after his arraignment at the Santa Maria, Calif.,...
SANTA MARIA, Calif. (AP) - Dozens of adult-oriented books, magazines and DVDs seized at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch - one with the fingerprints of Jackson and his accuser - can be used as evidence in the singer's upcoming trial, the judge ruled Friday.
The judge also ruled that Jackson's accuser should testify in open court instead of in a closed courtroom with an audio hookup for the media.
At a hearing just three days before the start of jury selection, Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville permitted most of the proposed evidence to be used at trial but said the prosecution could not refer to the material as pornography, obscenity or erotic. Instead, the words "adult" or "sexually explicit" can be used, he said.
Senior Deputy District Attorney Ron Zonen said the 50 print and video items that were seized in 2003 included graphic sexual material that was heterosexual and homosexual in nature. The material also included nude photos of models who may have been 18 but looked much younger, he said.

(AP) Defense attorney Brian Oxman waves after a pretrial hearing in the Michael Jackson case at the...
Defense attorney Thomas Mesereau Jr. countered that all the materials seized were legally available. In the case of the magazine with the prints, he said, evidence will show Jackson took it away from his accuser and locked it up.
Zonen said investigators found the fingerprints of Jackson and his accuser on one of the magazines but gave no further details.
Jackson, 46, has pleaded not guilty to charges of molesting a 13-year-old boy and plying him with alcohol.
Jury selection could last as long as a month, with the judge and attorneys for both sides expected to screen as many as 750 prospective jurors.
Melville ruled that several items could not be used as evidence, including three books seized in 1993 that allegedly show pictures of nude adolescents.
Prosecutors had wanted to close the courtroom to the media and public when the boy, now 15, and his 14-year-old brother testify, proposing that reporters be allowed to hear their voices through an audio feed. But the judge ruled Friday that the courtroom should be open, adding that he would consider closing it if there were any disruptions.
A coalition of media covering the high-profile case, including The Associated Press, had argued that the boys' testimony should not be closed.
On another matter, the judge ruled that jurors will be allowed to see a British documentary broadcast on ABC-TV in 2003 that contains footage of Jackson and his accuser holding hands and Jackson defending his practice of sleeping in the same bed with children.

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Jan. 19, 2005 — The judge in the molestation case against Michael Jackson has allowed Jackson to break a court-imposed gag order and respond to the exclusive report by ABC News' "Primetime Live" on the grand jury testimony given by his accuser.Jackson, 46, is scheduled to face trial Jan. 31 for allegedly molesting a now-15-year-old boy who spent time at his Neverland ranch and is believed to be a cancer survivor who appeared in the 2003 British documentary "Living With Michael Jackson." He has pleaded not guilty to 10 charges that include felony conspiracy with 28 overt acts involving child abduction, false imprisonment and extortion.if The accuser's grand jury testimony had been sealed but "Primetime Live" co-anchor Cynthia Mc Fadden reviewed the more than 1,900 pages of the transcript. ABC News has learned that Judge Rodney Melville has allowed Jackson to respond to "Primetime Live's" report and other leaks in the case. Jackson, sources told ABC News, has recorded an interview with reporter and talk show host Geraldo Rivera. The interview, sources said, will be broadcast sometime before the start of jury selection. Vivid — But Unchallenged — TestimonyMelville made his decision after meeting with prosecutors and defense attorneys. Prosecutors, sources told ABC News, were not happy about the judge's decision because they believe Jackson's public statement could poison the jury pool.After "Primetime Live's" report, Jackson's lead attorney, Thomas Mesereau Jr., released a statement complaining about the "leak" of the testimony.

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"Jackson to throw kids
holiday party at Neverland"
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Please read headline as "Michael Jackson to invite visitors to Neverland" ... instead of ... "Jackson to throw kids holiday party at Neverland" and in first paragraph "...open to a group of visitors on Friday."

In second paragraph please read "Jackson spokeswoman Raymone Bain said the pop music star had invited a group of people to visit the fairy-tale ranch. She declined to identify the group but said such invitations were regularly extended to various groups, including church members. She said a member of his entourage had incorrectly described the event as a holiday party for groups of children." (Corrects to show event is not a holiday party for children, correction from source.)

A corrected repetition follows.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Michael Jackson is throwing the gates of his Neverland Valley Ranch -- the place where he is accused of molesting a young boy -- open to a group of visitors.

Jackson spokeswoman Raymone Bain said on Friday that the pop music star had invited a group of people to visit the fairy-tale ranch. She declined to identify the group but said such invitations were regularly extended to various groups, including church members. She said a member of his entourage had incorrectly described the event as a holiday party for groups of children.

It was not clear whether Jackson, 46, would be attending. The entertainer is free on bail ahead of trial scheduled for late January on a 10-count indictment of child molestation. Jackson has pleaded innocent.

Neverland, a sprawling estate in the foothills of Santa Barbara, California, has played a key role in the case against Jackson. Prosecutors allege it was there that, almost two years ago, Jackson plied a boy with alcohol, engaged in "lewd acts" with him, then conspired with his staff to cover up his misdeeds.

Another pretrial hearing in the case is set for Monday when Jackson's defence team will seek again to have the charges dismissed.

Jackson has frequently opened his home to children. Video footage shot for a television documentary broadcast in 2003 showed children playing on a miniature train ride and other theme park style rides in the grounds, which also house a small zoo.

Jackson said last year he no longer considers Neverland his home after at least two extensive police raids searching for evidence against him.

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Won't Testify in Jacko Case

Tuesday, January 11, 2005 By Roger Friedman

Culkin Will Refuse to Testify in Jacko Case.

Macaulay Culkin has not been subpoenaed in the Michael Jackson case, and he's not going to testify in it either.That's what I've been told by those who know exactly what's happening with the "Home Alone" star. More on that in a minute.Let's say that news reports from yesterday are correct and prosecutors in the Michael Jackson case are interested in the following seven young men and their relationships with the pop star from about 10 or 12 years ago.

A news Web site lists a "famous child actor who denies anything sexual happened between him and Jackson; a son of a former Jackson employee; a friend of the Jackson family; a boy — now a young adult — who wrote a fan letter to Jackson in the early 1990s and became friends with him; a boy who met Jackson during the filming of a commercial and an Australian who now works in HollywoodThere's nothing like being coy, right? The Australian working in Hollywood is boy-band choreographer Wade Robson. The son of a former employee is the child of Jackson's ex-maid Blanca Flores. The child star who says nothing inappropriate ever happened between him and Jackson is Culkin.And then there's the boy who met him during the filming of the commercial; that would be Jimmy Safechuck, who has been written about in many articles and in this column. He met Jackson during the filming of a Pepsi commercial in the 1980s and stayed close to him for a while before receiving a cash gift.I don't know who wrote Jackson the fan letter, but it's almost irrelevant.If, of all the boys who passed through Neverland, this is whom Santa Barbara District Attorney Tom Sneddon wants to talk to, Michael Jackson has nothing to worry about.No matter what Sneddon does, or what laws he invokes, Macaulay Culkin is not coming to his courtroom. My sources tell me that Culkin's representatives will make sure of that.Despite reports in the British tabloids, Culkin — a Michael Jackson friend to this day — is not going to testify in his behalf. Nor is he going to testify against Jackson. Culkin, apart from all the others, has the financial resources to successfully block such an occurrence.Reading the report made me laugh, because those who know the history — or should I say HIStory? — of the Jackson case have lots of other kids' names on our lists. Any one of them would be more damaging than those from this gang.Sneddon seems to not have much of a case with the current kid, so his plan is to bolster it with the gossip about other cases that never came to fruition. But he's not going to get very far with Culkin or Safechuck. Additionally, the young man who got a large payout from the 1993 child-molestation case now also has the financial resources to block testimony.What's Sneddon going to do? Jail all these kids for contempt of court?Sneddon probably doesn't read this column, or he would know that since 1996, a young man from Norway named Omer Bhatti has been living intermittently at Neverland.I reported here exclusively that Jackson told friends that Bhatti, now 20, was his biological son. He's not, and it's certainly more than a little odd that Bhatti spent his formative years going back and forth to Neverland.There are others too. But Sneddon — looking for past malfeasance by Jackson — is so far looking up dead ends

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Jan. 10, 2005 — Prosecutors in the child molestation case against Michael Jackson want jurors to hear testimony about seven other boys who allegedly have been linked to him sexually in press reports or public or private accusations, ABC News has learned.

Jackson, 46, is facing trial for allegedly molesting a now-14-year-old boy who spent time at his Neverland ranch and is believed to be a cancer survivor who appeared in the 2003 British documentary "Living With Michael Jackson." He has pleaded not guilty to 10 charges that include felony conspiracy with 28 overt acts involving child abduction, false imprisonment and extortion. On Wednesday, Santa Barbara County prosecutors will try to convince Superior Court Judge Rodney Melville to allow testimony of Jackson's alleged past sexual offenses — including the 1993 scandal in which a then-12-year-old boy made similar accusations against him — into his upcoming child molestation trial. Jackson has never been formally charged for any of the alleged past offenses. But prosecutors argue that the testimony shows a pattern of behavior and should be admitted under a 1995 California law that allows relevant previous acts to be considered in sex crimes cases, even if a defendant has never been prosecuted for the alleged actions.1993 Accuser Could Be PivotalJackson's defense team insists all the allegations — past and present — are false and that the testimony should not be allowed because it unfairly inflames the jury and violates the pop star's right to a fair trial. His defense team has suggested the alleged victim's family is trying to get a monetary settlement. Some experts believe the prosecution needs the past allegations to help its case."The prosecution is taking this weak current case and trying to bolster it with prior bad acts," said ABC News legal consultant Dana Cole.Perhaps the most important of the seven witnesses is his accuser from the 1993 scandal. Jackson has always denied any wrongdoing in the case, and prosecutors did not pursue charges against him after they said the alleged victim refused to testify. The boy and his family received a reported $20 million settlement from Jackson.

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Boys detail lurid acts of alleged sexual abuse in sealed court, police, grand jury records

JANUARY 6--While jury selection is scheduled to begin later this month, specific details of the criminal molestation case against Michael Jackson have been shrouded through a judicial gag order, heavily redacted legal filings, sealed court proceedings, and other secrecy measures. But now, for the first time, The Smoking Gun has compiled an authoritative, behind-the-scenes account of the prosecution's case against the

King of Pop, who was indicted last April on ten felony counts for the alleged sexual abuse of a Los Angeles boy in early 2003. This story (and the ones linked at right) are based on a review of confidential law enforcement and government reports, grand jury testimony, and sealed court records provided to TSG by sources. If the harrowing and deeply disturbing allegations in these documents are true, Jackson is a textbook pedophile, a 46-year-old predator who plied children with wine, vodka, tequila, Jim Beam whiskey, and Bacardi rum. A man who gave boys nicknames like Doo Doo Head and Blowhole and then quizzed them about whether they masturbated and if "white stuff" came out. A man who conducted drinking games with minors and surfed porn with them on a laptop in his Neverland Ranch bedroom, noting that if anyone asked what they were looking at, the kids should just say they were watching "The Simpsons."

A man who frequently talked sex with his little companions and explained that "boys have to masturbate or they go crazy." A man who told one pajama-clad boy that he wanted to show him how to "jack off." When the tipsy child declined the demonstration, Jackson announced, "I'll do it for you," and buried his hand in the boy's Hanes briefs, size small. And a man who emphasized to his little friends that these activities were

 "their little secret" and should not be disclosed to anyone, even if a gun was at their head. The heart of the Jackson prosecution rests largely on accounts provided to investigators by the teenage boy, his younger brother, older sister, and the children's mother (at the time of the alleged molestation, the victim, who had been diagnosed with a rare cancer in 2000, was 13, his brother was 12, and their sister was 16). In the documents reviewed by TSG, the brothers appear a potent one-two punch of first-hand accounts of alleged Jackson misdeeds. They corroborated many of each other's lurid stories, providing the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department and District Attorney Thomas Sneddon with a stereophonic sleaze compendium. While their sister did not witness any sexual abuse--nor was she ever invited to stay in Jackson's bedroom--she told investigators that the entertainer provided her and her brothers with wine at Neverland and also said that her siblings each confided in her about Jackson's explicit sex talk. The older boy, she said, told her that Jackson gave them tequila and Skyy vodka and asked her not to tell their parents about his drinking (Jackson, the boys reported, often concealed the pair's wine (a/k/a "Jesus Juice") in cans of Diet Coke and Sprite). In addition, she told detectives that the older boy said Jackson would touch his behind outside his clothes, something that made her brother feel uncomfortable. According to the documents, the children's mother is a critical witness to the alleged conspiracy to imprison her family at Neverland in the wake of the February 2003 broadcast of "Living with Michael Jackson," the devastating Martin Bashir documentary. It was during that program that Jackson admitted--and strongly defended--sleeping with boys. At one point in the documentary--which first aired in England on February 3 and then in the U.S. three days later--the performer is seen with the 13-year-old accuser, who rests his head on Jackson's shoulder and talks glowingly about the singer.

The woman contends that Jackson and several business associates began

illegally scheming to keep her family caged up at Neverland the day after the Bashir documentary aired on Great Britain's ITV. Though Jackson is the only person charged in connection with this purported plot, five of his business associates were identified as unindicted co-conspirators in the performer's heavily redacted April 2004 indictment. Aides Frank Tyson and Vincent Amen, business managers Dieter Wiesner and Ronald Konitzer, and video producer Marc Schaffel are accused of helping Jackson orchestrate the conspiracy, which included plans to ship the family off for safekeeping in Brazil. Family members were repeatedly told by the Jackson camp that the foreign move was necessary because numerous death threats had been directed at the family, according to investigative records. In a bid to buttress the conspiracy claim, prosecutors elicited grand jury testimony from several Jackson associates, most of whom dealt with the family post-Bashir. Those witnesses included Neverland employees like security chief Jesus Salas, guards Christopher Carter and Brian Barron, public relations aide Ann Gabriel, and Schaffel cohort Christian Robinson, who testified with limited "use immunity" about the filming of the family's so-called rebuttal statement, a videotape they later told detectives they were strong-armed into making. Also, as they did during last year's grand jury presentment, prosecutors will display items seized from Jackson's ranch during a November 2003 court-authorized raid. Agents went in searching for pornography, underwear, and any material--photos, correspondence, etc.--further linking Jackson to the alleged victim. They left with more than they could have expected, netting items corroborative of the accounts provided to them by the two boys. The children's 36-year-old mother is, of course, a principal target of the Jackson defense team, which views her as a scheming grifter who has fabricated the abuse accounts, programmed these tawdry tales of masturbation and soiled underwear into her children, and, despite assertions that she is not chasing money, is expecting some kind of future financial windfall. The confidential law enforcement records also document how the family's story changed shortly after the mother hired legal counsel in mid-2003. Until that point, the family had vehemently denied any improprieties by Jackson in interviews with Los Angeles child welfare officials and Santa Barbara Sheriff's deputies. And they sang Jackson's praises in the rebuttal videotape shot by Schaffel's film crew two weeks after the Bashir documentary aired on ABC's "20/20." In addition, Jackson's lawyers have pointed out that, according to Sneddon, the alleged conspiracy to silence the family began more than two weeks before the first molestation incident is alleged to have occurred. The cover-up, Team Jackson argues, began before any crimes occurred. continued In mid-November 2003, investigators drafted a lengthy and remarkably thorough affidavit in support of their court request to raid Neverland, the Beverly Hills office of Bradley Miller, a private investigator working for Jackson attorney Mark Geragos, and the L.A. home where Jackson's accusers filmed their rebuttal videotape. Noting that Jackson's "three-year long interest" in the adolescent victim was "grossly abnormal" and, in itself, corroborative of the family's story, Detective Paul Zelis concluded that criminal probers had established "reasonable probable cause" to "believe Michael Joe Jackson is a pedophile and one with the means to inhibit disclosure of his offenses by bribery and intimidation." What follows is an inside account of how investigators came to that conclusion. * * * After being diagnosed with cancer in 2000, the gravely ill boy, then only ten, told his family that he would like to meet one of his favorite entertainers, specifically naming Michael Jackson and comedians Adam Sandler, Chris Tucker, and Jim Carrey. That kind of Make-a-Wish request was something Jackson had often fulfilled and he soon contacted the child by phone in a Los Angeles hospital. In short order, the pair--a world-famous entertainer and a grade schooler from East L.A. --became phone pals while the child remained hospitalized. Upon the boy's discharge, Jackson invited him and his family to visit Neverland in August 2000. Jackson sent a car to pick up the family in L.A. and later presented the boy with an Apple laptop. During that initial visit, the mother told detectives, she met Tyson, who was introduced as a longtime friend of Jackson's and who told her he handled "damage control" for the entertainer. The 24-year-old Tyson, whose actual surname is Cascio, is a scrawny New Jersey native who, the alleged victim and his family claimed, repeatedly threatened their lives during their 2003 imprisonment at Neverland.

The children returned to Neverland later that year, accompanied only by their father David, according to police interviews. Around this time, Jackson gave the family a white Ford Bronco, which they used to transport the sick child to medical appointments. Asked by investigators what transpired during those first two Neverland trips, the brothers recounted two unsettling incidents, though neither could pinpoint during which visit they occurred. The younger boy, 9 at the time, said that while he and his brother were riding in a golf cart with Jackson, the star asked them, "What's your favorite curse word?" The child also recalled being in Jackson's bedroom along with his brother, Tyson, Jackson, and the performer's son, Prince Michael, who was 3 at the time. Tyson, the younger boy told investigators, connected his brother's laptop to the Internet, "and Michael started searching for pornographic web sites," according to the Zelis search warrant affidavit. The child said Jackson typed in either www.pussy.com or www.teenpussy.com and he and his brother saw photos of "naked ladies." The boy "described seeing a female holding her shirt up and exposing her breasts and Michael commented,

'Got Milk?'" The boy said that Jackson's son was sleeping nearby and the entertainer "told Prince he was 'missing out.'" The older brother gave investigators a similar account of the web surfing, adding that Jackson told him not to tell his parents what they were doing. When the younger brother told his sister about the naked photos, the older boy "told her not to say anything because Michael would get mad. [He] told her everything is secret and that they can't say anything," according to Zelis. The girl told detectives that she was mostly excluded from joining her brothers when they were with Jackson at Neverland, and that days would go by without her seeing them. She was a decidedly third wheel and did not rate a Jackson nickname nor a sleepover invitation. She bunked with her parents in a separate guest house while her brothers stayed in Jackson's bedroom during those initial visits (the boys slept on the bed while Jackson and Tyson crashed on the floor in sleeping bags). In fact, during the early Neverland trips, the younger brother also apparently did not figure in Jackson's plans. In one interview, the older child said Jackson wanted only him to stay in the bedroom, but the boy insisted that his sibling be allowed to stay as well. Girls as second-class citizens is a well-established fact at Neverland. In fact, when agents raided the Los Olivos, California ranch in November 2003, they found a handwritten letter from a girl named Renia in a black leather case in Jackson's bedroom. A search warrant return reviewed by TSG notes that the missive "discusses boys sleeping with subject. She was not allowed into 'Apple Head Club' because she was a girl." That description of evidence item #361 was one of more than 40 entries wholly or partially redacted from a Neverland search warrant inventory released last year. [Click here to learn what else--porn, videos, erotic books--was found in Jackson's bedroom and bathroom] The older brother saw Jackson once more in 2000, around Christmas, when he spent time with the performer and his two children at the Hilton hotel near Universal Studios in Hollywood. Jackson and the kids watched a movie while lying in bed and "talked, hung out, and wrestled around," the boy told detectives. The child's mother said Jackson gave the boy a Nintendo or PlayStation unit and video games, but did not give his siblings any presents. While Jackson and the boy spoke for hours at a time on the phone, there were no Neverland visits in 2001 because the child was undergoing progressive chemotherapy for cancer and was too sick to travel. The disease, now reportedly in remission, cost the boy a kidney and his spleen. The boy's mother said that, during 2001, she complained to Jackson about the length of his telephone chats with her son--and that Jackson was upset with her criticism. Asked by investigators about her recollections of those calls, she said that her son mentioned things that struck her as "peculiar." For instance, Jackson's favorite color was the same as her son's favorite color. And "whatever [her son] liked, Michael liked as well." Her after-the-fact inference was clear:

 the adult Jackson was carefully cultivating her son. The woman added that soon after Jackson learned that the boy was sharing details of their phone calls with her, the boy began clamming up about the chats. Investigators contend that these "endless phone conversations" and other "extravagant attention" paid to the boy by Jackson mirrors the story told to authorities ten years ago by Jordan Chandler, another 13-year-old boy who once "caught the eye of Michael Jackson." The criminal investigation of Chandler's abuse allegations was stymied when the boy's family entered into a $20 million civil settlement with the pop star and declined to further pursue criminal charges against Jackson. Sneddon recently announced that he will seek to introduce evidence gathered from the Chandler investigation and a second early-90s probe to establish that Jackson engaged in prior acts of molestation. The original probe still casts such a shadow over Jackson that when Schaffel's Calabasas home was raided last January, deputies actually discovered a file folder titled "Chandler Statement." Inside was a printout from TSG of a sworn declaration by the boy, which we first posted in February 2003. [Click here for new revelations about the Chandler case, including Jackson's telltale body "splotches" and how Sneddon & Co.'s candid camera reportedly corroborated the teenager's tale.]

* * * While they often provided investigators with very specific accounts of Jackson's wrongdoing, the boy and his family are uniformly hazy when it comes to exact dates and times of these alleged transgressions, which could tend to undermine aspects of their expected future testimony. The accusers, who were interviewed separately by Santa Barbara Sheriff's detectives, said that they did not compare notes about their individual accounts. However, both boys and the children's mother explained away their temporal deficiencies almost identically: the trio claimed that since there were no clocks or calendars at Neverland, they simply lost track of dates. The younger boy claimed that Jackson kept him and his brother away from "clocks and dates." The older brother told investigators that he was "not allowed" to keep track of dates and times while at the entertainer's ranch. continued Forgetting for a moment that no family member apparently owned a wristwatch, their description of Neverland sounds more like a hermetically sealed Vegas casino floor. It is even stranger considering that a centerpiece of Jackson's estate is a gigantic outdoor clock built into a berm facing Neverland's main house, where the boys stayed. On the working clock's face, numbers are formed by flowers and shrubs and the word "Neverland" is spelled out in neat yellow shrubbery. In fact, the clock is so large that the time is easily discernible in aerial photographs of Jackson's residence. In addition, Jackson actually gave the older boy a watch in early-February 2003, right before the family's supposed imprisonment began. Jackson provided the Rado timepiece, the boy claimed, to keep him from telling anyone that he had been given

white wine (concealed in a Diet Coke can) by the entertainer. While actually valued at a fraction of the $75,000 Jackson claimed it was worth, the watch likely did tell time (and probably even had one of those revolutionary new date features). Chipping away at contradictions, memory lapses, and inconsistencies in the accounts of family members--especially the brothers--will be a crucial part of the Jackson defense. For instance, the boys both said that they saw Jackson nude on one occasion while watching television in the star's Neverland bedroom. But while the older child told a psychologist that Jackson "just stood there naked for a moment," his sibling provided detectives with a far more damaging account. The younger brother said that when they saw Jackson naked (except for a pair of socks), they quickly looked away. The boy then said Jackson sat down with them and said, "It's okay, it's okay. You guys should do the same." He then claimed that Jackson's penis was erect during the incident, but told investigators that he could not provide a description because he "only glanced at it." But, motioning with his hands, the child was able to offer an approximation of its length. The younger boy also claimed that, during an early visit to Neverland, he was groped by Jackson while the two were in a golf cart. The child, who said he was driving at the time, told investigators that Jackson reached over with his left hand and touched his "testicles and penis" over his clothes. According to the boy, he continued driving and said nothing to Jackson. In a July 2003 interview with detectives, the child also claimed that, on one occasion, Jackson wanted to give him and his brother sleeping pills, directing the younger boy to get the drugs from a Neverland chef. However, according to an investigative report, "somehow the subject changed and the pills were forgotten." The child, though, kept the "sleeping pill" and later turned it over to his family's civil attorney. A subsequent government analysis of the pill showed it to be an over-the-counter cold capsule. The younger boy's accounts of his family's experiences with Jackson and the star's aides, are notable for their detail and the child's uncanny ability to directly quote Jackson, as he did when describing how, during a flight from Miami, the singer made crank calls from the plane, asking those who answered the phone, "Does your pussy stink?" His exact recollection of which porno urls were surfed from Jackson's bedroom--not to mention the star's "Got Milk?" quip--is striking (and probably seen as incredible by defense lawyers). While some of the youngster's tales can't be corroborated, the child provided investigators with a spot-on description of Jackson's two-level bedroom, recalled the four-digit code for the suite's combination lock, and pinpointed for detectives the location of a black suitcase that, he said, held porno magazines like Playboy and Hustler. When Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department deputies raided Neverland in November 2003, they found a black Samsonite briefcase containing several porno magazines in a closet directly below Jackson's bedroom. Of course, the child's accounts (and those of his older brother) have been deemed credible enough by Superior Court judges who have signed off on search warrants and Jackson's arrest warrant, which relied largely on the pair's statements to law enforcement officers. Additionally, a Santa Barbara county grand jury indicted the singer on serious felony charges, most of which hinge entirely on the pair's sworn testimony. The nature of those charges--and the timeframe in which they are alleged to have occurred--has shifted since prosecutors first filed charges against Jackson. A December 2003 criminal complaint accused the performer of committing seven separate lewd acts upon the body of the older boy. Jackson was also hit with separate felonies for allegedly providing the child with booze on two occasions. Those counts tracked with charges the brothers made in police interviews in July and August 2003 (the boys met with detectives at an L.A. hotel and at the headquarters of CALM, a Santa Barbara child abuse prevention group). During those sessions, the older boy answered general questions about school and his favorite sports. He provided a chronological account of his relationship with Jackson, which mirrored his brother's claims of viewing pornography and drinking wine at Neverland. When Sgt. Steve Robel asked him if Jackson had ever touched him inappropriately, the child' s demeanor changed, he "sighed, became quiet, lowered his head, and took some time to answer," according to one sealed affidavit. The boy then described what he said was his first sexual encounter with Jackson in the celebrity's bedroom. After drinking alcohol that left him feeling "kinda drunk," the child said Jackson told him that boys have to masturbate or they go crazy, and related a story about a boy who had sex with a dog. Jackson, he said, then told him he wanted to show him how to masturbate. "He told Michael, 'No,' but Michael said, 'I'll do it for you' and 'I'll show you,'" according to the affidavit, which continued, "Michael then grabbed him in his private area. [The boy] said that both he and Michael were wearing pajamas and lying on Michael's bed. Michael placed his hand down the front of [the boy's] pajamas and started masturbating him. [The boy] said he told Michael he didn't want to do it, but Michael kept masturbating him.

Michael told him, 'It's okay' and 'It's natural.' Michael did not stop masturbating him for a long time. [The boy] added that Michael asked him, 'If you masturbate, does white stuff come out?' [The boy] could not recall if he ejaculated." The child said the molestation occurred during his final stay at Neverland, between mid-February and early-March 2003, when, following the broadcast of the Bashir documentary, his family members were supposedly being held against their will at the California ranch. The boy told investigators that Jackson similarly masturbated him on succeeding nights when his younger brother was not also sleeping in Jackson's bedroom. The boy claimed that after he ejaculated in his pants, Jackson directed him to place his soiled underwear into Jackson's hamper before showering. The Hanes garments were not returned, he reported, and Jackson provided him with new underwear. When sheriff's deputies raided Neverland in November 2003, a search warrant authorized them to seize underwear belonging to the alleged victim, "described as white cotton 'Hanes' brand briefs, size 'small.'" A nine-page inventory of items seized from Jackson's home--which TSG has reviewed--reveals that agents confiscated white boys Hanes underwear from the bathroom of Paris Jackson, the entertainer's six-year-old daughter. According to the teenager, he did not masturbate Jackson, nor did he see the entertainer's penis during these alleged Neverland encounters. During the course of an August 2003 police interview, the boy alternately said that Jackson molested him "less than five times," "a total of five times," and "about seven times," according to a law enforcement account of the Q&A. Based on the December 2003 criminal complaint, it appears prosecutors settled on five as the number of times Jackson masturbated the child. However, when Jackson's indictment was unsealed four months later, the number of molestations claimed by the child had been reduced to two. The prosecution's tailoring of its case with regard to these alleged masturbations has not been addressed in court filings made public, though it will surely be raised at trial by Jackson's defense team. What has not changed between the criminal complaint and the indictment is the number of separate incidents of molestations that the younger boy said he witnessed in Jackson's bedroom. In police interviews and grand jury testimony, the younger boy told of

two instances in which his brother was fondled by Jackson while the older child was either asleep or drunkenly passed out on the entertainer's bed. According to the boy, he was walking up a staircase leading to Jackson's bedroom when he saw the singer and his pajama-clad brother lying on the bed on top of the sheets. Jackson, he said, was wearing a t-shirt, underwear, and socks, and had his left hand under the front of his bother's pajama pants. Jackson, the boy said, was "jacking off" under his underwear with his right hand. The child said he then left the room to sleep in Neverland's guest quarters. On a second occasion, the child testified, he was again walking up the staircase when he spotted Jackson with his hand in the older boy's pajama pants....

 OH WELL,

IT'S ALL OVER NOW,

RIGHT?