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Barbra's Back and
" her B.O. Must Smell Good "
sez DRUDGE.



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Barbra Sez-
"U.S.A. WORST ECONOMY EVER"
"U.S.A. WORST ECONOMY EVER"
"U.S.A. WORST ECONOMY EVER"


matt drudge sez-
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" her B.O. Must Smell Good "
that is... her Box Office 1st weekend
for The fockers was $167+++million

"bad economy?" sez drudge

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We Must Have Patience

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Barbra Streisand
We Must Have Patience
"A little patience, and we shall see the reign of witches pass over, their spells dissolve
IS THIS THE MAN YOU THINK WILL KEEP YOU SAFE?...
I am showing what Democrats are up against in this election campaign. The Republican strategy to spread fear and darkness as a means to scare the public into voting for them"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."
There's No Debating Who's the Better Candidate

Barbra says-
Barbra Streisand has sent a scorching 15-page memo to top leaders at the Pentagon accusing them of being "putzes" for sending electronic surveillance aircraft near the Chinese coastline. "Are we at war with China?" writes the star of "For Pete's Sake" and other films. "I didn't hear anything about that. What do we care what they're up to, anyway? They're nice people, the Chinese, and their military donated generously to President Clinton's re-election campaign in 1995 or 1996. Whatever. The real threat to America is George Bush. Him we should force to land on an island somewhere."

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Barbra Streisand has sent a withering 28-page memo to NASA accusing the space agency of "dragging feet." "Why haven't we landed on Mars yet?" writes the star of "Yentl" and other films. "Is this 2001, or 1901? Is there a problem?" Ms. Streisand says that if "Bill Clinton -- such strength

Barbra says-
Barbra Streisand has sent a fulminating 35-page memo to the National Institutes of Health demanding to know "why you haven't cured AIDS yet." The star of "The Way We Were" writes that she has "had it up to here" -- she does not indicate which body part -- "with excuses, excuses, excuses" and says that if the disease is not eradicated by June "at the latest," that "you'll be hearing from my close personal friend David Geffen."

Barbra says-
Barbra Streisand has sent a livid 55-page memo to the Commerce Department complaining that the upholstery in her "brand new" Mercedes "smells funny." "I paid good money for this car," she writes. "Don't you inspect them after they arrive here from Germany? When Bill Clinton was president they didn't let in cars that smelled." She concludes the memo saying, "And why are we trading with Germany anyway? Haven't you seen 'Saving Private Ryan'? Are you anti-Semitic?"



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