VISITS THE TROOPS IN IRAQ

dave says
"I hope you have a wonderful day. Merry Christmas.
I love you,"
* "Anybody here from out of town?"

dave says
* "I see many of you brought your own truck."

dave says
* Regarding being in a combat zone:
"I haven't seen anything like this
since the last Pistons-Pacers game."

dave says
* "If I wanted to face insurgents
I would've spent Christmas with my relatives."
* "Iraqi elections are in January.
Hurry up and pick somebody
so we can get the hell out of here."

dave says
* "Iran is developing a nuclear bomb;
good news is that they're
dropping it from a camel"