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* LATEst EDITION *
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Assline
2/6/2007
2/12/2007
" my Face is in the Assline "
...or hoof in mouth disease
FAMOUS QUOTES
FROM inFAMOUS PEEPELS
by video louis
plus- Newest
LosAngeles Club Listings below

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OUR SUCCESSFUL PRODUCTION
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CLICK above for FESTIVAL INFORMATION

 
WE PROUDLY CREATED
DEVELOPED DURING
THE LAST five YEARS
AND PRODUCED IN just
two MONTHS in 2004
THE SUCCESSFUL
BLUES FESTIVAL
ROBERT JOHNSON
HERITAGE AND BLUES FESTIVAL 
Greenwood Mississippi
2004
click on poster above for details
on the 2004 1st annual event
A bassLine Project
[c.2001-2004]
kiki moretti - louis elovitz

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MICHAEL click above VINDICATED

reality ?? above
 
L.A. Club Listings
 
and JOKES below...  



 
**Your  Peepels

-L.A.daplace-

**YOUR SCENE**

my  face  is  in the

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WEEKLY Los Angeles LISTINGS
PUNK LISTINGS HERE •


Tuesday February 6, 2007

∆ DARKWAVE, INDUSTIAL,
INDIE NIGHT
ANARCHY LIBRARY


Wednesday February 7, 2007

∆ DUB CLUB
the echo

∆∆ White Demons,
Murder Camp, Scrid Hunters
alexs bar

Thursday February 8, 2007

∆∆ Softboiled Eggies
The New Motherfuckers
I Can't Read  (member of New Collapse)
Supercreep
the smell

Friday February 9, 2007

∆∆ Los Creepers
· The Slanderin
· The Henchmen
· The Outskirts
anarchy library

∆∆ Mika Miko
Abe Vigoda
Ima Fucking Gymnist
Vomit Bomb
BENEFIT
the smell

∆∆ The Generators
Smogtown
Deadbeat Sinatra
the scene


Saturday February 10, 2007

∆∆ Moonlight Cruisers
· 7 Shot Screamers
· The Rocketz
anarchy library

∆∆ Punk Rock Social "LIVE"
 Valentine's Day Show: with
The Groovie Ghoulies,
Fabulous Disaster,
The Dollyrots
alexs bar

∆∆ Shelley Short
Alexis  (ex-member of Princess)
Height  (Catonsville, MD)
Tanks
the smell

Sunday February 11,2007

∆∆ Yes Me To Death
Lyra
Thee Mad Lovers
DJ Adam Wade
FREE 4pm-8pm
the scene

∆∆ Drag the River, Tim Barry (of Avail),
 Los Mysteriosos, Last Campfire
alexs bar

Monday February 12.  2007

∆∆ The Black Comets
The Spanks
The Midnight Shakes
the scene

 
**Dedicated to the memory of our

beloved original LA scene promoter

English Frank Kennington

And we love, living in Nevada

The Original Mr. Goldenvoice himself

-Gary Tovar-

**Brought to you by your peeps from the 80's

@ Xposer -Kiki & Video Louis



Who's  Exposing You?

Xposer wORLD wIDE MEDIUMS

From The Outer Scenes - To The InnerViews *

sCENE dISCLAIMER: The creator of the Assline assumes no responsibilities of any scene, scenes,

and anything which might have been seen, or reflecting a scene, at any scene..

"yOUR sCENEs"  exclusively used as a generalization; may or may not reflect any

present scene, wanna-be scene, used to be scene, scenes, a scene in general,

making the scene, or being seen at the scenes making the scene in your scene.

qUESTIONS & cOMMENTS should be directed to the man in the back

said everyone attack and it turned into a mistake Blitz.

We do Mean It-Mon! 

 



-->louis.




  Neverland Ranch Investigators
Discover 
      Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson 

  ...click below...

FUN STUFF NO HARM
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 "ASSLINE

 inFAMOUS 

  QUOTES"

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     "I love my community and I have great faith in our justice system.
Please keep an open mind and let me have my day in court.
I deserve a  fair trial like every other American citizen.
I will be acquitted and  vindicated when the truth is told,"

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Commie News Network

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Numb Nuts Network

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Ba Ba Baa Ba Ba Baa

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gerbil

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Jeda BIGOT Smith

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Matt sees Michael

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World Banker

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esther

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gere guy

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funny peligrosa

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it can't happen here

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L.A.Dodger Fan

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gonzo marytr

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KIKI SAYS-

I was told by these people:
"those who are in it for the right reasons get nothing but grief,

those in it for greed seem to get everything!" 

Thank you, kiki moretti

* to see what kiki is quoted about,

click on the blues festival poster at top

KIKI SAYS-

"I CANNOT DO BASSLINE,

I HAVE TO LOOK FOR A JOB"

- A STORY OF SPRING -
note: the following story
I compiled during Kiki's "Tale of Two Cities"
her relatings between L.A. & ThemTharDownin Missiisip.  [ videolouis ]
a revue of the 
crossroads
story...
...to quote a
Doctor of Science ...
  "The Enemy Within"  [Dr.Michael Savage]        
  Yes, while the BOOK deals with our U.S.
society we live with, I'm talking about the
 Real ENEMY WITHIN right here in the good
ole' south, oh not the South Bay where
Kiki resides [sic] not Southern California,
but ye olde GOOD OLE' SOUTH down der
than here Y-ALL! Like Louisiana LOOZYANA,
and Mississippi... Blues Acres
CATFISH, bugs and humidity...
  Bringing us to tell y'all [sorry]
that THIS IS NOT KIKI, but videolouis from NOHO !
Kiki is finding out real time the ENEMY WITHIN
"I'VE BEEN TOPPED 
 BY THE DEVILS"
 kissing my ass good bye! 
  into the depths of hell 
    which are upon us     
 well, that's on me for sure.
 haven't I suffered enough
 what did I do to these people
 why have they
 treated me like sh*t
      maybe it is because these,
  things, are not human   
NOT EVEN DUMB ANIMALS
you can't teach or do anything to
big blobs of crap
 [ an ode for kiki ]
 "pRODUCTION
 pRODUCTION
 pRODUCTION...
 hELLO hELLO
 Oh Hell !!! 
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