Posted 6:55 AM



Draco Veritas, Chapter 8 is up! Go read it!

I have a monster blog running around in my head. I may write it up later. You have been warned.

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Posted 2:50 PM



I'm still here. No, really.

Random outtakes from my life the past few weeks:

"Heh, the ravioli is all bubbly. It looks diseased." (next day) "The ravioli was diseased!" (groans, runs into bathroom again)

"Hello."
"Hello."
"Follow me!"
"Okay."

"I wanna dance!" (does a little dance in the middle of Toys 'R' Us)

(thinks) "Hmm... I should really post something to my blog."

(checks ebay) "Did I win yet?" (checks ebay) "Did I win yet?" (checks ebay) "Did I win yet?"

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!"
(sound made as xnera swerves to avoid hitting bicyclist going wrong way / white van trying to merge on top of her / car that turned out of nowhere)

(thinks) "Maybe I'lll finally get around to writing that LOTR TCG thingy for my blog... nah."

*sings* "Dad is great... he gave us chocolate cake!"

(opening packs of LOTR booster) "Yoohoo, Aragorn, Boromir, where are you?" (opens pack) "Dammit! C'mon, guys, I need you!" (opens another pack) "ARGH! Come on, you know you wanna! I'm wearing sexy underwear and everything!" (opens pack) "FINALLY! Nice to see you, Aragorn!"

(thinks) "Maybe I'll write an Abe parody for my blog.... nah."

*sings* "Ninety-nine power cords in the box, ninety-nine power cords... take one out and mark it counted... one-hundred power cords in the box!"

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