Recipe for special Y2K FRUITCAKE! Feel free to print it out and distribute it as you see fit. Ingredients needed: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, a cup of butter, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of good bourbon. 1. Sample the bourbon to check for quality. 2. Beat the cup of butter in a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. 3. Add a teaspoon of sugar and beat it some more while simultaneously insuring there's been no degredation in the bourbon's quality. 4. Turn on your electric mixer. Have another cup of bourbon. Turn off the mixer... 5. Break two leggs and add to the bowl. Chuck in a cup of dried fruit while checking the bourgon... (for toxicity). 6. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver inbetween sippps. 7. Sift two cups of salt. Or is it sugar... Whatever... 8. Check wiskee agin then sift in the lemon juice while straining your nuts. 9. Now add a table and sit down on the spoon. 10. Sniff the baking soda while sipping the remaining bourbon. 11... Greez da ovem an turn thuh cake tin to 350 debgfees. Don't ferget to beat off the turner. 12...now... throw tha bowl outta tha wendow whilst chuggin duh last of duh berben an go to sleep. Bon appetite! When you wake up...it might be 2000...or it might be 1900... but you probably won't shiv a git.