Quotes

Taken from Forbidden Donut 2, Winter '95

"I could hear the screams from up above / if it ain't a fist it isn't love"
- Pogues, Hell's Ditch

"'You have given too much for everything,' said Elric."
- Micheal Moorcock, Elric of Melnibone'

"You will find my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers."
- Eiji Yoshikawa, Musashi

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while it just might pass you by."
- Ferris Bueller

"When choosing between two evils I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
- Mae West

"A man who cannot fight cannot call himself a pacifist any more that a Eunuch can claim to be celibate. There is no virtue in keeping a precept one does not have the means to break."
- Unknown

"I've seen the elephant, I've heard the owl and I've been to the other side of the mountain."
- Unknown

"No, no!" said the Queen. "Sentence first - verdict afterwards."
- Lewis Carrol, Alice in Wonderland

"I have been sent to you as a punishment from God. Truely, your sins must be greivous to deserve a punishment such as I."
- Ghengas Khan

"Your trade is spying, is it not?" "Well, I'm not omnipotent, but I know a lot."
- Faust to the Devil

"Once you eliminate the imposible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, is the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes

"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
- H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."
Yoda

After the publication of Forbidden Donut 2, no one liked our quotes except for the editors, who loved them. We have since gotten mixed input (Yes! Some people liked them, and they're on the wall at some Hapkido Training hall in Sioux Falls!) These are all the quotes as they appeared. Should we continue to print quotes? No? E-mail Brian and tell him what you think!!

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