“Do you have the time?”
“What’s your major?”
“I have this deep respect for women . . .”
“What’s your favorite color?”
“You have eyes like saucers. I think you’re a dish.”
(upon approaching with a beer) “Thanks for the beer. The bartender said the prettiest girl in the place bought it for me.”
(Find the drunkest woman in a bar & walk up to her matter-of-fact like) “Come on, its time to go home.”
“Your feet must be tired - you’ve been running through my head all day.”
“Your father must have been in jail a long time, ‘cause he stole the stars from the skies & put them in your eyes.”
“If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me?”
“Have you been eating Cambell’s Soup lately, ‘cause you look Mmm Mmm good.”
“Do you have a quarter? I need to call my Mom & tell her I’ve met the woman of my dreams.”
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you I’d be coming to.”
“Your dress looks very nice. It’d look nicer on the floor next to my bed.”
“Your father must have been a bricklayer, ‘cause baby you’re stacked!”
“Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?”
“The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my place & spread the word.”
“My body’s a temple. Wanna come over for mignight mass?”
“Can I try on your socks after we have sex?”
Why don’t you come over here, sit in my lap and we’ll talk about whatever pops up.
Would you like gin and platonic, or would you prefer scotch and sofa?
Hey, babe how ‘bout a pizza and a fuck? What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
Bond, James Bond.
Wanna’ play carnival? You sit on my face and I’ll guess how much you weigh.
Now, bitch!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
You’re ugly, but you interest me.
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
(Holding out two fingers) Why should women masturbate with these fingers? Because they’re mine!
OK, fuck me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
Would you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want.
You remind me of a ten pound bass. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
All those curves. . . an me with no breaks.
(tapping thigh) You just think this is my leg.
(for all those southern FD readers) Wow, you look just like my cousin. Wanna have sex?
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Gee, you don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get ‘em while they’re hot!
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
Hi, the voices in my head told me we should come over and talk to you.
You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs; multiply.
My face is leaving in ten minutes; be on it.
Let's say your left leg is Christmas and your right is New Years. Now how about letting me get together with you sometime between the holidays?
Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?
I want to wrap your legs around my face and wear you like a feedbag.
If I gave you a negligée for my birthday, would there be anything in it for me?
Do you like chicken? Suck this, it's foul!
Do know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No? Wanna do lunch?
The chick that usually sucks my dick has a shirt just like yours.
Let's go to my place and do all the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Look, I'm going to have you either way so you might as well be there.
Anything drugs can do I can do with my tongue.
I make more money than you can spend.
Didn't anyone tell you you wanted to sleep with me?? I thought you knew.
Do you clean your pants with windex? I can practically see myself in them.
You know I'm a lot stronger than you.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
No I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Do you eat pork?