Pamela V. Brown

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   Kauai Business Report November 2005

 

   

Life of Wiley: Ron Wiley nears 40 years in radio

Serving the community is his primary goal

   

By Pamela V. Brown

   

 
 

By the time you read this, people will still be phoning longtime Kauai radio personality Ron Wiley at KONG Radio asking him if the Olohena Bridge in Wailua has reopened. That’s OK with him because Wiley’s deeply-held belief is that the true purpose of radio is to serve people.

 

“Our responsibility is multi-faceted. We’re companions, we’re a source of information and we are the first line in an emergency,” he said “The basic fact that gets slammed up against me daily is that lack of information is frightening to people.” (For the record, the Olohena Bridge reopened in early October.)

In 38 years on the air, Wiley, who jokes that he’ll remain ageless if he doesn’t disclose his age, has experienced everything from broadcasting live from 17 stories above ground on the arm of a crane at a Honolulu

Laura and Ron Wiley with Wilbur, the newest addition to their family. 

Photo by Pam Brown.

 
 

construction site to being on the air when Bobby Kennedy was assassinated. Though he says he probably didn’t handle the latter too well, having only been in radio for a couple years by then, Wiley knows he was in the right place at the right time to serve the public when Hurricane Iniki battered Kauai in 1992. He gets chicken skin just talking about it.

 

For weeks after the storm, Wiley spent endless hours at the radio station fielding calls from people looking for missing friends, relatives or pets, hosting experts who told listeners how to do things like temporarily weather-proof their damaged roofs and from masses of children calling to find out if their schools had re-opened. In was in 1992 that the phrase “Get school today?” heard on KONG Radio, became part of the Kauai lexicon.

 

When you hear him on the air talking about white puffy clouds that look like chickens or laughing through an edition of “Did you know or do you care,” his morning trivia game, it’s hard to imagine Wiley being serious for any length of time. But he says it’s easy for him to move from one mode to another.

 

“If I’m doing the lightest, silliest, most ridiculous, worthless bit of talk on the air and someone calls me and tells me there’s a person’s life in the balance, I switch gears just like you would,” he said, noting that it’s second nature to him. “Somewhere along the line I got the confidence that no matter what was thrown at me, I’d be able to handle it.” He jokes that he hasn’t always been able to handle it in actuality, but he’s got the confidence.

 

Energetic and glib while on the air, Wiley is quietly reflective while contemplating his career. He sees radio work as one of the arts – the art of communication – including the advertising. “Our artwork is intended to have people have a more successful business while artistically entertaining great masses of people, from a 10 year old to a 95 year old,” he said.  

 

Like a Dancer

 

It’s a daily challenge to keep the balance, especially when he’s passionate about something – or someone - specifically his wife, Laura.

 

“I have to be a little bit like a dancer who can see himself from outside of his body,” he said. “If I get too much inside me, I’ll be talking about Laura all day long or the gas prices or whatever. And believe me, it happens, as everyone knows.”

 

That’s where he relies on his audience to shape his time on the air. “Their perception is reality,” he said. And thanks to the immediacy and interactive quality of radio, he gets that feedback right away.

 

“It sounds trite but we are either a huge reflection of the community or we’re actually shaping it. Or maybe a combination of the two.”

 

Wiley’s radio career began at a Spanish language radio station in Tucson, AZ in 1967 when he received a scholarship available to bilingual people who wanted to learn broadcasting. Speaking only in Spanish, his job was to fill the approximate 15 minute gap when the main on-air personality was late for work – which happened almost every day. “That’s one of my qualities,” Wiley says smiling. “I always show up.”

 

Armed with a bachelor’s degree in mathematics and working his way to becoming a systems engineer in computer science, Wiley noticed he kept attending college without entering into a career related to his studies. It was his then-wife who could see he was hooked on radio and asked him why he didn’t just go into radio seriously. “She sort of gave me the permission to let got of the desire to achieve because of my education, and just be a silly foolish guy on the radio.”

 

Of course, Wiley is anything but foolish, but he’s got his silly streak which his listeners enjoy. Though he has done lots of wacky things since arriving on Kauai on April Fool’s Day 1989, some of his craziest on-air stunts happened when he worked on Oahu .

 

He did a two-hour broadcast from a hang glider over Makapu’u with remote microphones strapped to his arm and chest. He did a show from a waterbed showroom so he can now say he was in bed with 100 women. Then there was the time he was on the crane arm during which he was scared the entire four hours while the device swayed in the breeze.

 

He was buried alive in a casket once, and even broadcast from the back of an elephant for 4 hours – a decidedly stinky experience. “Elephant smell is not washable,” Wiley said. “It really smells bad for days after you’re off of it.”

 

Maybe the wildest – or at least most revealing – show was the one he did from a nudist camp in Kahuku during which he even played volleyball. Must have been a memorable event: “Several people on Kauai have come up to me and said ‘Remember me? You probably don’t recognize me with my clothes on.’ ”

 

Wiley looks back with fond memories on other remarkable experiences that his radio career has allowed him to experience – with clothes. He’s played ice hockey with a professional team, basketball with the Harlem Globetrotters, gotten in the ring with – and been knocked out on the air by – a professional boxer, did a show in a shark tank with six finned friends and has interviewed many well-known people including Martin Luther King, Jr., Olympic swimming legend Mark Spitz and Rolling Stone Keith Richards.

 

Live or Memorex?

 

When he first came to Hawaii , Wiley helped broadcast professional baseball games on a station that didn’t have the budget to have a staff person call the games from the mainland, so he and a co-worker did “re-creates,” basically faking it on the air.

 

“We would sit in the studio and pretend we were calling the games,” using information that came in over the Associated Press wire, Wiley said. They’d even imitate a public address announcer asking the person in a 1978 Ford with license plate number such-and-such to report to the parking lot. One time when there was an interruption in the AP service, there was a long delay during which Wiley and company received no information about the game.

 

“So we created a problem with a cat coming onto the field and they couldn’t catch the cat,” Wiley said. “That’s where I learned the creative side of radio – the theater of the mind. I thought I did pretty good cat sound effects, too.”

 

It’s one thing to invent baseball field antics on the air, but what about broadcasting details of your personal life? That’s part of the package when you marry a radio personality, as Wiley’s wife found out early on, with, among other things, his frequent and heartfelt on-air declarations of “I love you, Laura.”

 

They both acknowledge that he forewarned her. “I told her very early on that it would be a ménage-a-trois: radio, her and me,” he said. “I don’t think she really knew the extent of it but she got the message pretty soon.”

 

Laura Wiley agrees and says in the beginning it was fun – a whole new life. “The first time I was ever taken aback by it was the morning I put [her beloved dog] Taki to sleep. He went on the air with it,” she said. “But it was beautiful. People called and wrote and sent cards. He does everything really beautifully.”

 

Though Wiley is careful to keep certain personal experiences private, he makes no apologies for living through radio.

 

“My life is a human radio experience coupled with recreating my human experience . . .  from what I had for breakfast to accidentally picking up the hair cream to brush my teeth with,” he said. “I try to recreate it as quickly as I can for folks so they can understand something like what it’s like to be in a gas line and inadvertently blocking someone’s driveway.”

 

As he approaches a milestone of 40 years on the air, Wiley looks back fondly at all his memories and a lifetime of doing for a living what he absolutely loves. “I can’t imagine my life without radio,” he said. “Better said, I don’t want to imagine it.”

 
 
 

   

   

 

   

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