Walter's Stories

My brother Walter was, like Ned, also an attorney. Except for two years in the navy my brother Walter had worked for the Metropolitan Life Insurance Company since 1936. By 1944 he was a vise president and with another vice president, Harry Hagerty, the treasurer, invested four billion dollars a year. They never lost a dime.

He was working with an attorney at a well known New York firm who represented a corporation , and the Met was in the process of agreeing to buy all of the bonds in that issue. Late in the deliberations Walter found a detail in the mortgage that he wanted to change. He called the seller's attorney and asked that part of one paragraph be changed. " Mr. Saunders, I don't feel that this can be changed at this late date. If you don't feel that the mortgage, as it stands, properly secures the Met then perhaps you should not participate." Since the Met needed to loan money at that time, Walter advised that they go ahead with the purchase. He did not feel particularly kindly toward the seller's attorney.

A few years later the Met was one of several insurance companies participating in a really major bond offering. The corporation had employed the attorney who had represented a seller in the earlier offering. Again there was a detail in the mortgage that Walter did not think was proper, and he called the seller's attorney to ask for a change. Again he was told to take it or leave it, and this time he opted for the latter.

What he knew and his adversary did not was that all of the other insurance companies depended on the Met's research. When the Met told the other companies they were withdrawing, the others followed suit. More than this, a considerable portion of the bonds were to be sold to the portfolios of widows and orphans who were always looking for safe investments. The underwriter saw his potential sales vanishing and withdrew. The other attorney who thought that he understood how the world of finance operated, discovered that his knowledge was at a kindergarten level. He had to eat a lot of crow before he was permitted to put the offering back together.

After you Alfonse - after you Gaston

The Met had loaned a large amount of money to Gulf Oil who were building a chemical plant in Louisiana. There is usually a cancellation clause in all mortgages which exacts a penalty if a seller decides to repay ahead of time, in order to benefit from a refinancing at a time when interest rates are lower. This is there to recompense the buyer for the time and money he has spent on buying the issue.

When the plant was finished Gulf discovered that they had a process that did not produce the hoped for chemical. A catalyst that had been satisfactory in the laboratory did not work in mass production. Gulf decided to just redeem the bonds, since the plant would never produce the revenue to cover even the interest. The Met had no desire to penalize Gulf for their decision since the project had been an unseen disaster.

The Gulf executives insisted, however, that they were obligated to pay the amount of the penalty called for in the mortgage. At a conference room at the Met, the argument went on all morning with Gulf insisting that they wanted to pay the penalty and the Met refusing to accept it. Finally, just in time for lunch, an agreement was reached. The Met was permitted not to exact the penalty, and Gulf promised to come to the Met the next time they needed money.

Sometimes You Don't Know Who The Beneficiary Is

Using money provided by the Met an investment house had put together a deal to buy a great number of oil wells from Doheny's widow. He had had them dug on land acquired by bribing a Secretary of the Interior during the Harding administration. It was called the Tea Pot Dome scandal and an investigating reporter for the Saint Louis Post Despatch, Paul Y. Anderson, had broken the story. The New York Times had the distasteful task of heading all their stories with a sentence such as "Reporter Paul Anderson of the Saint Louis Post Dispatch today revealed etc." It wasn't until Woodward and Bernstein went to work on Nixon, so many years later, that the Times again suffered so grievously.

The deal depended on two factors, oil wells usually last longer than most geologists predict, and using the favorable breaks given to the oil industry by Congress and the Internal Revenue Service, there was a ploy by which much tax might be avoided. Two corporations were to be formed. The first was to take the maximum depletion allowance permitted by the IRS until the properties had gone to a zero worth. Then the property was to be passed to the second corporation who the IRS would permit a fixed sum deduction per barrel pumped. I seem to remember a figure of fifty cents a barrel.

All the parties involved in this quite complex undertaking had worked out the details during a full week spent in Los Angeles. On Friday, Walter at the far end of the table, took out a very large check drawn on the Met and started it moving. As it passed the various participants they exchanged the various contracts involved. Finally the check arrived in front of Mrs. Doheny. A monsignor had slipped into the room and was behind Mrs. D. She turned and handed him the check. At that point, everyone at the table realized that the whole week had been spent working for the Catholic church.

This was only one of Mrs. D's gift to her church. She had long before donated a magnificent church to her husband's memory. It is familiarly known in Los Angeles as "Doheny's Fire Escape."

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