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The Secret Diary of Miroku

Day 1

 

Found Sango polishing Hirakotsu

Hand slipped

Building up a tolerance for being hit with giant boomerangs

 

Day 2

 

Tried to impart my wisdom upon Shippou

Girls decided I was not the best person for this job

 

Day 3

 

Kirara has taken to following me

It hurts that the girls have no faith in me

 

Day 3 (later)

 

Bribed Kirara so I could take a stroll near the hot springs

 

Day 3 (little later)

 

Girls did not believe it was an innocent mistake

 

Day 4

 

Mesmerized by the sight of my lovely Sango

Ended up walking into a tree

 

Day 5

 

Sango moved too quickly

Groped Inuyasha

May need therapy

 

Day 6

 

Inuyasha growled when I got too close

Walked with Kagome and Sango

Wrong hand slipped

Slapped by Inuyasha and Sango

 

Day 7

 

Was able to procure a resting place for the night

Village was full of old women

Very disappointing

 

Day 8

 

Attempted to hide Hirakotsu

Kirara ratted me out

Sango not amused

 

Day 9

 

Wondered just how many hidden weapons Sango had under her yukata

Decided it was safer not to test my assumptions

 

Day 10

 

Tested assumptions

Many weapons

Lots of shouting

 

Day 10 (later)

 

Was worth it

 

Day 10 (little later)

 

Well worth it

 

Day 11

 

Sango refused to talk to me

Shippou offered advice

 

Day 11 (later)

 

Shippou is a liar

 

Day 12

 

Kagome offered to lock Sango in a room with me

Very excited about this proposal

 

Day 12 (later)

 

Kagome was joking

Very disappointed

Inuyasha laughed

 

Day 13

 

Have not groped Sango in three days

Having withdrawals

 

Day 14

 

Sango spoke to me

 

Day 15

 

Complimented Sango

She blushed

Am very pleased with myself

 

Day 15 (later)

 

Hand slipped

Did not buy the excuse that it was part of the curse

 

Day 16

 

Sango walked next to me

Decided Kirara should walk between us

 

Day 17

 

Sango carried Shippou for a ways

Lucky kitsune

 

Day 18

 

Hatchi turned up

Asked me if I knew of any villages with beautiful women

Sango glared at me

I chose not to answer

 

Day 19

 

Returned to Kaede’s village

Strolled past hot springs

Very bad timing

 

Day 19 (later)

 

Images of Kaede in hot springs disturbing

Inuyasha laughing

 

Day 19 (little later)

 

Cannot sleep

 

Day 20

 

Afraid to close eyes

Sango worried that I have not blinked in over an hour

 

Day 21

 

Groped Sango

All is well

Thoughts filled with pleasant images of Sango

 

Day 22

 

Walked past a hot spring

Bad memories

 

Day 23

 

New village

Lovely women

Was groped

An odd feeling

 

Day 23 (later)

 

Sango dragged me away from the pretty village girls

 

Day 23 (little later)

 

Sango realized we were alone

Told me that if I touched her I would die

 

Day 23 (still later)

 

Tested that theory

Worth it

 

Day 24

 

Seeing stars

Still worth it

 

Day 25

 

Inuyasha insulted Kagome

She left

He followed

Am alone with Sango

 

Day 25 (later)

 

Kirara is very intimidating when in her large form

 

Day 26

 

Kirara mysteriously fell asleep

Shippou ratted me out

Sango not amused

 

Day 27

 

Kagome and Inuyasha are back

Damn

 

Day 28

 

Sango tripped

I do believe I was groped

 

Day 29

 

Sango refuses to admit it ever happened

 

Day 30

 

Promised to not grope if she admitted it had happened

Sango blushed and agreed

 

Day 30 (later)

 

Hand slipped

I was inspired to write a diary for Miroku after reading a friend's series of diaries for Sesshoumaru.  Mine is nowhere near as funny as her's are, but it makes me laugh.  Just a fun little piece

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