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I love to get mail!
(yeah, right...especially from Nigeria...)

Let's get a few things straight right off the bat. I'm pretty much pleased with the relative sizes of the various and sundry parts of my anatomy, I prefer my cable scrambled, I'm not looking for a date, the exploits of young girls and farm animals do not interest me, my insurance is up to date, and, ooh... I do kind of like those little cars. Never mind.
What's the old saying? "Once written, spam shy."? Or was it "Spam me once, shame on you. Spam me twice, shame on me."?
Having said all that, I want you to know that your comments are encouraged and appreciated! If you know about this site, you probably already know my email address. If not, leave me a comment using the form below and I'll get back to you.


Now just 5.9% lamer than your average blog!