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Thursday, October 9, 2003

A little perspective
Hmmm. I haven't railed about this lately...
 
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10:07 am cdt

Tuesday, October 7, 2003

Peace and harmony
The great battle of the sexes regarding the proper orientation of the toilet seat has confounded man- (and woman-) kind since Thomas Crapper invented the confounded device. You'll be delighted to know that I've finally come up with a solution. Listen carefully and take notes. As you well know, the man is expected to lift the seat prior to taking care of his particular business. One action. Therefore, on completion, the sensible thing for the man to do is to lower both the seat and the lid. Consequently, the woman is required to lift the lid prior to taking care of her particular business. One equal and opposite action. Peace, harmony (and symmetry) are preserved.
 
You're welcome. Next stop, world peace.
 
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8:56 pm cdt

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