Hence the following examples:

Aspic A slimy creature impresses people with its exquisite culinary talent. Then, of course, it eats them alive.

Colic A slimy creature bursts out of people's stomachs - a la Alien - thereby inducing sharp abdominal pains, to say the least.

Comic A giant mutant comedian-freak tells lousy jokes, then stomps people when they don't laugh.

Cubic A mad scientist named Rubik creates a sinister cube. You don't play with this cube. . . .it plays with YOU!!!

Cynic A monster won't eat people because it thinks that's just what they want him to do.

Logic A really ticked-off Vulcan, a friend of Spock's, goes on a rampage. His shrink tells him it's got everything to do with his unacceptance of his human half.

Magic A ventriloquist's demonic dummy makes him. . . Oh, wait! That's been done.

Medic An M.D. (Mutant Doctor) cures his patients in a permanent way! (Originally titled "Kevorkian", but some people, understandably, objected.)

Music Same as "Comic", except here a singer-freak don't sing too well. "Music II: Lyric"...coming soon to a theatre near you! Stay home.

Panic People are really scared. Why? There's a monster!!!

Pubic Really, we needn't say more.

'Tanic The story has been told so many times in so many ways that Hollywood has decided to freshen it up by shortening the title. Oh, yes...And also, the remains of the sunken ship have mutated into a gigantic monster that's attacking New York now.

Topic Daytime talk-show host gets a little too big, mistakes audience for munchies, gets canceled. Geraldo jumps on the story.

Tunic Sequel to "History of the World, Part I"; Dom Deluise reprises his role, only this time. . . you guessed it, he's a mutant!!

Other possibilities:
"Manic", "Attic", "Folic", "Genic", "Ethic", "Runic", "Xenic", "Osmic", "Sonic", "Rabic",
"Pyric", "Ionic", "Vatic", "Stoic", "Civic", "Azoic", and on and on...

So come on, Hollywood, you old Relic, start Mimicking.