Quotes

These quotes are from an online chat room, they have not been changed in any way. these are the actual words the user has typed.

 

___Busta___ says, your frail girly arms wouldn't be able to swing it fast enough before i slapped you in the face with my cock

SociopathicClone says, It's nice that you guys tell other people when your last poo was.

I'm Ready! says, i cummed on a fire once

heyitsmeegz says, never have sex on black sheets

Final_Spyderx says, i dont have spywire in meh email and i se kazaa0rz

heyitsmeegz says, i have vaginas that look like a chewed up piece of gum stuck down there

Omega_Weltall says, if i worked in lee's office I'D say " LEE BONED ME OH YES HE DID!"

I'm Ready! says, he's a bratwurst in a package of hot dogs

Lord_Method_Man_Elite says, IM LOKNG FOR A GME WIT BIG ROBOTS FIGHNG BUT THAY AERNT RILLY FIGHTNG ITS JUST LIEK THEIR NOT THEYRE BUT R SOMEWHERE ELSA BUT THEY CAN LIEK BLOW EACH OTHAR UP WIT LIEK STUF TAHT ISNT THEYRE 3ITHER BUT LIEK ITS RAAL BUT LIEK IS LIEK BLOWS IT UP1!!! WTF DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF U WUT THIS GME IS?!?!??! WTF LOL

pez_mastah is listening to the muttered screams of dead mexican children

drewschroder says, i drink the semen from rap

Omega_Weltall says, the only person i'd actualy give head to is Yuji Naka and Sngiro Myamoto ( er however the fuck you spell his name)

God_Bless_Vaginas says, I'd like to fuck ANY girl. Provided it is in the pooter.

I'm Ready! says, i want to fuck that sheep on garfield

Lord_Method_Man_Elite says, if everyone is ignored theres nothing for me to hate

StealthSniper says, I can't believe it's not homosexual.

Lord_Method_Man_Elite says, I modified my PS2 to serve as a fallout shelter

I'm Ready! says, i saw a midget today

___Busta___ says, technology will allow that nike use robots to make their shoes. but unfortunately...the robots will be made by small children in swet shops

madman_fantasies says, You lying piece of shit I hope your mom chokes on scissors

___Busta___ says, the rumors of batman and robin being gay will be confirmed...when they officially change their name to top man and bottom

StealthSniper says, "Welcome... to.. Christopher Walkens's House of.... Pantaloons"

just_pretend_my_name_rox0rz says, dont h8, masturb8, because you couldnt m8 on your last d8, with this hot chick named k8, because you made a move too l8, next time get some roofies and sed8

blazed_phoenix says, i learned today that i can play the flute with my farts

just_pretend_my_name_rox0rz says, though it would be kinda cool sayin "i gave morgan freeman a handjob"

I'm Ready! says, tace lets starts a band, you be cheggers and I be biscotti

just_pretend_my_name_rox : be back in a few i need to do laundry and get food and masturbate and kill a bag full of puppies

Practiti0ner : my cat saw me take a dump before

weltall_omega : and i dont have to program to make my own shit so... and besides makeing a penis would be hard

MerylSilverberg : *is really sick of seeing pictures of 7-foot tall penises oozing shit*


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