For the first couple of years of this rotten milennium, I found myself gamefully unemployed. In lieu of taking the ol' substance abuse path, I decided to use my time more wisely, creating these 12 webtoons entirely on my own.
The results have been praised by professionals, licensed by a cable network, and have occasionally led to paying work.

RxUSH

Comedian Rush Limbaugh meets the Canadian rock trio in an oxycontin haze

Surrealist Family Sitcom

Two unrelated sitcom soundtracks frappéd together
into a warped non-sequitir of disturbing cartoon fun!

Surrealist Sitcom 2

More truly twisted imagery with random TV-show dialogue and other madness.

Sensei!

Rejoice, America! Pancake-flipping difficulties,
accidents and tragedies are a thing of the past!

Crazy Pete's

"MY FAVORITE CARTOON! HANDS DOWN!
IT'S EVERYTHING WEB CARTOONS SHOULD BE...AND MORE!"
- BOB CESCA creator of "NAPSTER BAD!" & "VH1 ILL-ustrated"

Crazy Pete Seeks Help

Sequel to the webtoon classic "Crazy Pete's"

Iggy Goes Pop!

The "Godfather of Punk" gets co-opted by marketing execs! Hooray.

Sigmund and Rölf

Long before their dopplegangers in Vegas had a tangle with their tiger, Sigmund and Rolf reminded us it's okay to laugh at flamboyant showbiz freaks.

Imitation South Park

This piece was a private commission for the family of financier George Roberts. Apparently Mr. Roberts is a big "South Park" fan. At his 60th birthday gala, these scenes were presented as transitional pieces for a video retrospective.

The Chuck and Chuck Show - Episode 1

How I long for the days when domestic gun violence was my biggest societal concern. But since then, Mr. Bronson has died, Mr. Heston has dropped out of the public eye to battle Alzheimer's, and the world has completely lost its collective mind. Oh well. Enjoy the reckless gunplay in my very first webtoon.

The Chuck and Chuck Show - Episode 2

More reckless gunplay and right-wing hijinks with special guest Ted Nugent

The Chuck and Chuck Show - Episode 3

...with special guest Ronald Reagan

Who's On First

My inexplicable match of Chistopher Walken and
Morgan Freeman doing the old Abbott & Costello routine.
Damn, I must have been stoned.