The Kittiad:  A Chronicle of the War for Black & White Cats

The Beginning:  Wherein the TKO and DJC are formed and first meet in battle

Frankie’s page [Sept. 25, 2005]

Loopy wrote:

it is a tuxedo kitty and it is mine!!!! *steals kitten*

09/25 15:03:37

JinxtheCat wrote:

beautiful kitty *steals from loopy and runs* is now mine {evil laugh]

09/25 17:39:41

DejaMew wrote:

to loopy and jinx....this kitty is mine! *steals kitty away to tuxedo kitty vault*

09/30 14:26:02

Arbie wrote:

DejaMew, you keep your dinner‑jackets in a vault? How could you?

*Breaks into vault, Mission Impossible style, and relesaes all the captured cats.*

10/01 10:33:23

DejaMew wrote:

Arbie‑‑‑IMPOSSIBLE! there's no way you can break into my kitty vault...its ultra secret (and mobile) besides all the tuxedo kitties are in ninja training to fend off theives and cat‑nappers

lol :)

10/02 11:06:02

Arbie wrote:

DejaMew, you are a worthy adversary, but you forgot one thing! All the British kitties are on my side because they want to be called "dinner‑jacket cats"(they think it's more dignified than "tuxedo kitties") so they use their training against you. Their help allows me to locate and rescue them easily. Civil‑war is started in the black and white cat world. Mayhem ensues! The general public are oblivious.

rofl ‑ this site is so much fun!

10/02 12:34:13

the REAL DejaMew wrote:

Arbie...you too are a worthy adversary....time will tell...in the meantime my tuxxies are on heightened alert and have stepped up their training regime immensely...especailly the Texas Tuxedo Kitty Brigade...the world's first, finest and most highly decorated stealth kitty unit. And loopy is my second‑in‑command!

10/08 16:54:32

Arbie wrote:

The Dinner Jacket Cat brigade retreat in mild disarray and regroup in Hereford where they pick up some tips from the local military folk...the SAS!

10/08 17:23:33

DejaMew wrote:

where exactly in UK is Hereford? we have Hereford cows on our ranch...they are very gentle

10/09 11:07:40

Arbie wrote:

DejaMew, I might tell you, but only if you promise not to launch a surprise attack on the DJC brigade!

:‑)

10/09 12:36:54

Smacky wrote:

This attack sounds serious!! Orange alert! I'm hiding my cat, Bigalow, underground in the cat shelter just to be safe!! My dogs, Barkley and Foxy will be guarding the door.

10/09 15:41:35

Arbie wrote:

Bigalow will almost certainly be safe as long as it isn't wearing a furry dinner‑jacket!

10/09 16:29:40

Smacky wrote:

Poor Bigalow doesn't have a jacket at all. Just a white shirt with big orange spots on it..LOL:o

10/09 19:19:25

DejaMew wrote:

arbie...no need...Gizmo's kitty satellite tracking device has alerted me to your position which I verfifed with mapquest! bwaahahahaha! (you fell right into my trap....and you thought you were stealing a mascot!)

10/10 10:23:33

Arbie wrote:

DejaMew, looks like I need better electronic security screening. Actually the DJC brigade were able to teach the SAS a thing or two about night‑vision and sound‑location tracking.... Hang on, the mascot was Gizmo, on a different page!

Seen plenty of Herefords...beef cattle...never on a ranch, though. Never been on a ranch. Cows, cats, lizards ‑ lively place you've got.

10/10 12:21:32

DejaMew wrote:

Arbie‑ this war is expanding exponentially...i can't seem to keep up...*runs panting to another page and collaspes with battle fatigue*

10/10 20:11:04

Loopy wrote:

*loopy helps dejamew up and commands the tux ninja kitties too ATTACK!

10/10 21:10:58

Arbie wrote:

DejaMew, the life of a General, eh? At least you have Loopy for support!

10/11 04:05:02

Cont’d  on Bailey, Emma and GizmoE’s Page  [Sept. 28, 2005]

Arbie wrote:

I take it that's Gizmo on the right? He's the cutest!

09/30 05:42:10

DejaMew wrote:

*steals Gizmo the tuxedo kitty*

09/30 14:19:39

Arbie wrote:

*The Dinner Jacket Cat brigade instigate a successful mission to rescue Gizmo from DejaMew ‑ they need Gizmo for a mascot!*

10/08 16:33:52

DejaMew wrote:

very sneaky Arbie! (teeheehee)

10/09 11:00:30

Cont’d on Zed’s page  [Oct. 6, 2005]

DejaMew wrote:

Zed ur are the cutest kittysaurus ever! *steals kitten even though he's not a tuxedo kitty*

10/06 11:46:04

Arbie wrote:

Diversifying, DejaMew? Now no cat on the site is safe! Who was the first to *steal a kittie*, you or Loopy? And where has Loopy gone?

10/06 17:31:53

DejaMew wrote:

Hey Arbie...I wasn't the first cat‑napper...that would be gamergirl I think. Loopy and I just followed. Where IS loopy I wonder.

I steal all kitties that appeal to my innate feline nature...this one has beautfiul stripes and a cute funnee face with big eyes...*eats up kitty cuteness*

10/07 13:11:44

Arbie wrote:

DejaMew, I've just returned from a long historical research mission into the depths of stuffonmycat.com and found out it was indeed gamergirl who first *stole a kittie!* Loopy's back now. I've already stolen a kittie he stole....

10/07 17:44:21

Arbie wrote:

...and had it stolen from me and stolen it back again!

10/07 20:02:33

Loopy wrote:

I stole it back. Mwahahahahahahahaha

10/08 10:01:33

MsPretteeKittee wrote:

And because it wears a pinstriped tuxedo NOT to mention is cute as a button and full of mischief, Ms Prettee Kittee steals kitty from loope and runs, but faster than a dinosaur.

10/08 11:49:50

Smacky wrote:

Zed is dino‑mite!

BTW, Loopy and DejaMew must have at least 50 cats apiece by now..really!

10/08 21:37:21

Arbie wrote:

This is the first definate sighting of a silver tabby DJC!

*Arbie steals Zed for the DJC brigade!*

12/01 10:25:03

Gen. DejaMew wrote:

Oh no you don't Arbie! *The TKO fly across the Atlantic and hide out in the hills near Hereford and await their chance to claim Zed. In the meantime, we have high tea and finalize our plans. The TKO surround the brigade headquarters and put out bowls of milk in strategic places. Zed runs out before the DJC can stop him and is scooped up by Oreo, the TKO mascot, and escorted back to the TKO base where everyone has a bowl of milk and plays with yarn and feathers.*

12/01 16:25:05

Arbie wrote:

*The DJC brigade take one of their black and white jets to Texas and release scores of (harmless) snakes on the base. Gen. DejaMew is rendered powerless until the TKO have collected and removed all the snakes. In the confusion it is easy for the AIM team to sneak into the base, remove Zed and take him to the Natural History Museum in London to see the dinosaur display.*

12/01 16:40:21

Cont’d on Zero’s page  [Oct. 7, 2005]

Loopy wrote:

TUXEDO KITTY! MINE! *steals kitten*

10/07 16:51:30

Arbie wrote:

Quick off the mark Loopy, but my team of trained "Dinner Jacket Cats" needs more members to defend against the predations of Dejamew's ninja tuxedo kitties. *Ambushes Loopy and runs like fun, kitten in tow.*

10/07 17:30:55

MsPretteeKittee wrote:

Kittie has a kold, *Ms Prettee Kittee, trips Arbie, snatches beautiful tuxedo kitty and runs as fast as a cheetah*

10/07 19:04:43

Arbie wrote:

Ah Ha! But cheetahs can only sprint short distances! *Jogs up to MsPretteeKittee after she's exhausted herself, and takes the kittie without fear of pursuit!*

10/07 19:26:29

Loopy wrote:

I have a super army of kitties ready to attack! *Loopy commands his kitty troopers to stop playing with yarn and attack!* *The kitties attack EVERYONE and Loopy takes the kitty to be in his army.* Mwahahahaha. I serve Dejamew... I think????? OHHHHHHHHH well. *Loopy sends the kitty to Dejamew even though he is not here!

10/08 09:50:41

Arbie wrote:

Yarn ‑ the ultimate battle‑training tool!

I'm convinced DejaMew described herself as a "Southern gal" somewhere....

*Zero, already indoctrinated by the Dinner Jacket Cat brigade, sends frequent intelligence reports back from DejaMew's secret lair!*

10/08 10:24:15

Loopy wrote:

*loopy apears right next to Arbie* MY KITTY!* loopy drop kicks Arrbie* Mwahahahahaha

10/08 11:11:12

Arbie wrote:

Ouch!

10/08 12:30:03

Loopy wrote:

hahahahaha

10/08 14:26:53

Cont’d on Javi’s page   [Oct. 10, 2005]

Arbie wrote:

*The DJC brigade adopt Javi before Loopy or DejaMew have even woken up!*

10/10 04:11:07

Loopy wrote:

Mwahahahaha *loopy steals kitty from Arbie and burn adoption papers.**loopy's ninja kitties attck Arbie for the second time*

10/10 07:09:12

Arbie wrote:

*The DJC brigade outflank Loopy's army and save Arbie from another ignominious defeat (which is lucky because he's only just recovered from the last one)! Javi escapes during the melee and hides.*

10/10 07:30:43

DejaMew wrote:

oohh....i love his pink nose! *squeals from viewing extreme cuteness then steals Javi and hides him somewhere near the Astrodome*

10/10 10:26:01

Arbie wrote:

This war on two fronts is getting tricky...it's testing my ingenuity.*Arbie uses passive sonar to follow DejaMew's squeeks and recovers Javi, who's beginning to feel a bit bewildered.*

10/10 11:21:01

Alphacat wrote:

is Arbie writing from the uk? and so has a time advantage?

10/10 11:53:23

DejaMew wrote:

Arbie you are a sneak‑thief! *Javi whacks Arbie with a kung‑fu kitty move and returns to DejaMew's camp, only stopping briefly to groom his beautiful fur*

10/10 12:19:19

Arbie wrote:

*...followed, unwitting, by the DJC's Advance Infiltration and Mayhem (AIM) team, who let off an EMP weapon, thereby disabling Gizmo's (from the other page) kitty tracker and allowing him to return as the DJC brigade's mascot. Meanwhile, the other DJC members give Arbie lots of affection as he tries to recover from getting beaten up all the time....*

10/10 12:43:34

Arbie wrote:

Alphacat, yup I'm in the UK. Whether that's an advantage or not mainly depends on when Mario gives us devout fans an update...but I need every little edge I can get, 'cos I'm being clobbered from all sides!

:‑)

10/10 12:49:49

Javi‑s Human wrote:

I thank you all for keeping me giggling out loud for the past few hours...it's been a rough day at work, and even though my co‑workers think me mad, it's well worth it to see just what bizarre battle situations my dear kitty has found himself in the center of! I'll tell him to get some body armor when I get home...and to watch his flank. :‑)

10/10 13:52:02

Loopy wrote:

*loopy traps Arbie in a net and puts them in a small metal box* Dejamew I hope we are on a team. Are we on a team?

10/10 15:26:37

MsPretteeKittee wrote:

Dont care about the team, Ms Prettee Kittee overpowers them ALL and runs away for every with the beautiful mischieveous Tuxedo Kitty!!!!

I WIN!!!!!!

10/10 15:52:07

Arbie wrote:

These independent operators! They just always get you when you're back is turned!

How's it going MsPretteeKittee?

:‑)

10/10 16:07:39

Loopy wrote:

*loopy shots MsPretteeKittee in the head and takes the kitten to be in his army with Dejamew as commander and cheif* too long of a name and no one is the ruler of all kitties. Beleive me i have tried to be and it is impossible so... *loopy spits on Ms something and laughs his evil laugh. I am Dejamew's evil twin Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

10/10 16:31:00

Loopy wrote:

I think

10/10 16:31:38

DejaMew wrote:

*links arms with loopy and stands firm in the face of all opponents* Our kitty army is doing great, loopy!

10/10 19:52:33

Loopy wrote:

I know isnt it

10/10 21:06:45

Arbie wrote:

*...the AIM team returns and use its claws to cut Arbie free of the net. Arbie decides that, since the Dinner Jacket Cat brigade have their mascot, Gizmo, back, they'll let Javi go.*

10/11 03:33:14

DejaMew wrote:

I spent WAY too much time on the war front yesterday...but I"LL BE BAAACK (spoken terminator‑style) as soon as I meet my deadlines!

Take over for me Loopy! You've been promoted to 4‑star General!!!!

10/11 09:25:35

Loopy wrote:

yes maim

10/11 16:24:13

MsPretteeKittee wrote:

Dang Loopy did i really have to be shot over the cat....MS Prettee Kittee survives and will rise again like the phoenix.

10/13 11:55:24

Arbie wrote:

Prob'ly only a grazing fleshwound!

10/13 12:21:58

Loopy wrote:

yes the kitty was shooting you over and STAY DOWN! *loopy shoots ms weirdo lady in the head 20 more times.

10/13 15:48:51

MsPretteeKittee wrote:

Why does Ms Weirdo Lady aka MS Prettee Kittee have to be a weirdo she loves the dinner jacket tuxedo kitty too...because she has 9 lives she takes the kitty back and hauls a$$ with it, knowing Loopy I will probably be shot in the a$$. Heh heh heh!!!!

10/13 19:28:15

Loopy wrote:

point one for weird lady *loopy the 11 year old shots the weird lady in the ***!*My kitty!!!! *loopy shoots Ms weirdo and ms weirdo gets up and loopy does that till all the weirdo's lives are gone

10/14 15:57:50

MsPretteeKittee wrote:

But there is a kitty heaven and i got my angel wings and came back to take the kitty with me!!!!! HAH

10/14 20:57:12

Loopy wrote:

*Javi claws weirdo's face off!*

10/14 21:27:59

Loopy wrote:

*loopy steals the kitty*

10/15 18:43:02

Cont’d on Nobby’s page  [Oct. 11, 2005]

Arbie wrote:

Nobby volunteers for the DJC brigade and says, "Will any of this stuff be useful, 'cos I can bring in with me?"

10/11 03:06:36

Loopy wrote:

*loopy uses the force to make nooby want to join the tux army* the imper... um i mean tux army will win the battle.

10/11 06:27:49

Loopy wrote:

Dejamew how aboutour army be called t.a.n for tuxedo army ninjas. i dont like to type that.

10/11 06:29:03

Arbie wrote:

*Nobby shrugs off the mind‑trick when distracted by a passing butterfly, then goes to join his true brothers and sisters in the Dinner Jacket Cat brigade.*

10/11 07:18:56

Cont’d on Eddie’s page  [Oct. 11, 2005]

Loopy wrote:

Eddie IS black and white, there for tuxedo kitty. *Eddie throws the pinecones at Arbie* haha *Eddie joins t.a.n*

10/11 06:31:52

DejaMew wrote:

I vote this one for the calendar, too!! Eddie is now a sargeant in the T.A.N.!!!

10/11 09:20:53

autumnspirit wrote:

Loopy & DejaMew.. what is TAN?

10/12 12:27:46

Arbie wrote:

...I can answer that one. It's the Tuxedo Army Ninja kitties. They are having some difficulties with the DJC brigade (DJC = Dinner Jacket Cat).

Type "Frankie" into the search box and learn the origins of both!

10/12 12:42:40

DejaMew wrote:

Although Eddie is not a true tuxedo kitty he still retains many special magical powers!

Want to join our T.A.N., autumnspirit?

kewl name, btw

10/12 13:44:00

autumnspirit wrote:

aaahhhHA I see ninja kitties with a tux of black and white, interesting! and yes I'm ready to be in the T.A.N.

10/14 11:56:27