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 Law of Cat Inertia: A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion: A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. Law of Cat Stretching: A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. Law of Cat Acceleration: A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop. Law of Cat Thermodynamics: Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat. First Law of Energy Conservation: Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible. Second Law of Energy Conservation: Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping. Fourteenth Law of Energy Conservation (contributed by Calitabby):  Whatever a cat does, it does on purpose.  [Therefore, if a cat seems to do something ungainly or not-so-smart, the cat will act as if s/he has done it on purpose and, furthermore, it was a very clever idea to have done it, thank you very much!] Law of Refrigerator Observation: If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. Law of Milk Consumption: A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. Law of Fluid Displacement: A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed. Law of Pill Rejection: Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity. Law of Cat Composition: A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter. The Cat Uncertainty Principle (contributed by Arbie): The cat will not be where you predict if it knows you are predicting. The Law of Cat Indigestion (contributed by O'Mufasa):  A cat will throw-up on your car keys [and possibly your purse] if he/she feels you have been gone too long.
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