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The readers of SOMC in general, and the participants in the Kittiad in particular, are a confusing and secretive bunch, but from their own comments they've revealed: 
(presented in alphabetical order)

Allie and Jojo-s Mom
Founder and leader of the IO-PACK, [International Order of Peaches And Cream Kitties, headquarters, Alabama].  Dilly, (who lives with Allie and Jojo-s Mom), is the, "...best known performer of the deadly blubber smother." 

AllieCatt [Major]

Allie Cat has risen in the ranks of the TKO from 1st Lieutenant to the rank of Major based on her demonstrated skills on the battlefield. She leads the BCB division of the TKO and uses Indiana, USA as her home base when she's not in the field. Important members of the BCB include Black Jack, Queen Kissit, Cleo, (the BCB's official chaplain, and Sabrina (a tortie, but nevertheless allied with the BCB.)
 
For reason's not yet disclosed, Allie Cat changed her moniker in Jan. 2007 to 2nd of 9 lives, (BFKaAC - Blogger Formerly Known as Allie Cat).
Arbie
Arbie is from Wales but currently lives in England where he is pursuing his doctorate in physics.  He is the spiritual leader of the DJC and will thwack you with laverbread if you get out of line.
Bears
A mercenary platoon composed of a variety of polar, black, kodiac, and brown bears, along with a confused mountain lion, fights on an *as needed* basis for the DJC.  When called upon, they served under the command of their original recruiting officer, Capt. Faekitty.
BellaPrints
BellaPrints is a key patron of the IO-PACK and oversees the Fortress of Nip.  Furthermore, she is the proprietess of http://www.freewebs.com/bellaprints/ - we have our Kiwi friend to thank for creating the Feline World Federation information page. Yea Bella! 
bob-s mum
Key player from Melbourne, (down under or up over depending on your point of view), in the post-Easter disposal of spam-a-lot.

Boots

Boots first came to the notice of the TKO and DJC when he invented his time machine, http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=521.  He was adopted by the DJC but secretly moved by Ssgt. Watermelon to the TKO's Techno Lab where he is given free reign to expand the envelope of scientific discovery. 
Catflap Fever
Catflap Fever created the figurine http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=1098  which has earned her, in my view, a SOMC lifetime achievement award!

Condiment [Captain]

Formerly known as Cathair is a condiment, Capt. Condiment heads up the general staff of ACK, ably assisted by Sargeant Morticia and Corporal Gomez.
DejaMew [General]
Makes her home in Texas, USA and is in overall command of the TKO.  DejaMew maintains an ultra secret and mobile kitty vault for the kitties she steals.
Dida
Officially neutral, Dida serves both sides in the Kittiad as a battlefield medic.  [Arbie, who knows all, informs me Dida left India for the USA:  perhaps because the casualty rate is so much higher in North American than in the East Asia?]
Dolphins
Dolphins armed with poisonous darts inhabit a moat surrounding and protecting the TKO fortress.
FaeKitty [Captain]
Official sponser of the UCB division of DJC, [that's Unit Calico Buffalo]. 
Fortress of Nip
Home base for the IO-Pack, believed to be located somewhere in New Zealand.

gamer girl

'gamer girl', was the first human to steal a cat on SOMC, (see the memorable moments link on the navigation bar.)
Gizmoe
Mascot of the DJC, http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=329 , (and no, Arbie, I did not misspell his name.)

gymnasticat

Another neutral, but not impartial observer.  Currently residing in Illinois, USA wishing she was back in Colorado. 
Helmut
Helmut joined the staff of Her Majesty at the Fortress of Nip at the end of Aug. 2006 and holds the combined positions of:  Chief Secretary, Media Liason Officer, Coordinator of Tact and Etiquette (COTE, which means he arranges the place cards at the FON banquets.)  See Helmut here: 
I-miss-my-Maxine
I-miss-my-Maxine, aka, 'I3M', resides in the greater Minneapolis area, (Minnesota, USA), and can be relied upon to provide solid, unbiased reporting in unending struggle between the DJC and TKO.
Jinxthecat
Allied with Arbie and based in Los Angeles, USA
KitKat
A neutral medic, an angel of mercy on the battlefield, Kitkat is on extended R&R, (rest & relaxation) at present.
Loopy [Commander]
One of the earliest commenters on SOMC, (Jul 25, 2005), Loopy is the second-in-command of of the TKO under DejaMew and, commands loyalty from his personal guard, the penguin unit.  He is based in Indiana, USA, [because Loopy and DejaMew never take the risk of being in the same place at the same time!] 
ME [Admiral]
Stalwart member of the TKO and caregiver to PFC Wembly.  They serve a critical "first alert" function in Philadelphia, PA, USA, ever watchful for DJC incursions from across the pond.  The Admiral does have one handicap:  she admits she has trouble parallel parking.
Monkey

Initially appearing on SOMC on Aug 3, 2006, she was immediately drafted into the BCB and place in charge of its infantry by Allie Catt.

Mouse
Mouse typically does not take an active roll when the bugle sounds but he/she has sworn allegiance to the DJC Brigade and is known to be chummy with Arbie.
Oreo
Oreo is the the official mascot of the TKO.  Unfortunately we have no photos of Oreo to present to the inquiring public.  Oreo is a tuxedo kitty that lives with Loopy's Aunt.
Penguins
A penguin assault team serves alongside the TKO.  A close-knit group, shrouded in shadows, (like most commando forces), they are nevetheless rumored to have been trained by the penguin force who played such a key role in Madagascar
MsPretteKittee [Brigadier General]
Arbie informs me Brigadier General MsPretteKittee is in the USA but more info needed on this participant. 
puss e.catt

officially neutral but a keen observer of the kitty war from her vantage point in Great Britain.

RC
Another purportedly neutral observer.  However her base of operations in Colorado, USA has strategic importance and RC's associate, Nicco, may only be PRETENDING to nap. . . .
RedRanger
As yet, not much is known about RedRanger, but she is affiliated with the OCU and sometimes uses the alias, Rojothecat.
Sharks
Little is known about the sharks that protect the TKO and they like it that way.  What IS known is that they patrol the salt water lake that protects the TKO's secret lair in Indiana.
Col. Too Tall
Col. Too Tall claims to be in the employ of the United States Postal Service but has been known to periodically disappear from polite society, claiming to be on postal delivery rounds.  Knowledgeable sources suspect that the "USPS job" is a convenient cover story for the Colonel's real employment as a international spy. Col. Too Tall is officially allied with the TKO and depends heavily on Ssgt. Watermelon when battle duty calls.
Watermelon [Staff Sargeant]
Fights for with the TKO, under the command [and care] of Col. Too Tall and General DejaMew.  Because he sometimes works undercover, no one knows the Staff Sargeant's real name but he also answers to Bubba and maintain an alias as a professional wrestler.  see  photo of Bubba on The Harley Cat's photo page !!
Wembly [Private First Class]

PFC Wembley received a promotion to five-star admiral following her first mouse kill; she's under the care of Admiral ME.  Wembly is highly experienced in time travel technology. 

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