Krautmeyer
Charles Manson doesn't even know his last name anymore
Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer; he's forgotten it
Charles Manson had a bunch of people
Who believed his every word
Who followed his directions to cut a bunch of rich people
Would they still have done if they'd known his name was Krautmeyer
I kinda doubt it
Charles Manson made a shitty album
Not too long before he got a bunch of people
To believe his every word
And cut a bunch of rich people
Would they still have done it
If they heard his shitty album?
I kinda doubt it
Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer (3x)
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Marilyn Manson took the last name of Charles Manson
He didn't take the name Marilyn Krautmeyer
If he was called Marilyn Krautmeyer
I bet no adults with large straws up their asses
Would try to cancel any of his concerts
The way they do with Marilyn Manson
I think he should be called Marilyn Krautmeyer
He'd probably get to play a few more concerts
And maybe he wouldn't sell quite as many of his shitty albums
But at least the truth would be out that
Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer (3x)
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Charles Manson really was a lucky guy
People didn't hear his shitty album
People didn't know his name was Krautmeyer
His followers never saw him pick his nose
Which I understand, he liked to do a lot
Charles Manson comes up for parole now and then
Three guys sit across from him and talk to him for half an hour
Then stamp denied on his papers
Then run home and tell their wives about it
Maybe he should go back to Krautmeyer
Maybe they'd ignore the swastika on his forehead
And stamp approved on his papers
We hereby parole you, Charles Krautmeyer
Charles Manson's real name was Charles Krautmeyer (3x)
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