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Plebe knowledge are anthologies that give a different meaning to everyday situations, very much comparable to parables that emphasize spiritual knowledge based on everyday situations. The difference in meaning, of course, emphasize the life in the Corps.
Are you quitting?
Sir, I came from the land of warriors where everyone can do what he wishes. I have studied hard all the way through high school, just to accomplish the aegean task of passing the UPCAT and join the venerable Corps of Cadets of the University of the Philippines Manila. Now, I am here as a fourth class, a worm to the thirdclassmen, a chicken to the secondclassmen and a faithful dog to the firstclassmen. Now, am I quitting? No sir, over the dead and rotten body of COC* (state name of a classmate,) Sir.

What Is A Kiss?
Sir, a kiss! When all is said, what is a kiss? An oath of allegiance taken at closer proximity, a promise more precise, a seal upon a confession, a rose red dot upon the letter "i" in loving; an instant of eternity murmuring like a bee, a balmy communion with the flavor of the flowers, a secret which elects the mouth for the ears, a fashion of inhaling each other's heart and of tasting the brink of each other's lips, each other's soul. This, Sir, is a kiss.

How Long Is Eternity?
Sir, if it takes a bird from outer space travelling at the speed of a turtle that is taking his time and picks a grain of sand from the earth and brings it back to the place where he came from and deposits it there and does the process once in every million years, and after picking all the minute grains of sand on earth and depositing them on the bank of the galaxies of heaven, he brings them back to their places, eternity shall have just begun. I hope that the lazy and dumb bird will travel forth and my chinning and double-timing be made shorter than the beginning of eternity, Sir.

Do You Have A Sister?
Sir, that question has been languishing in my heart, devouring myself totally and fatally polluting my mind. I became your untaxable property and that surging question could be the cause of all evils that might beseech my family; its sparkle will be lost to a demon like you - whom I would like to ram from head to throat - asking that question with a ten peso balance in your checking account, we might be on the same boat Sir. So may I ask you the same question, Do you have a sister or a daughter, Sir?

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