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Election 2008

Everything you need to know about the candidates in 3 words or less.

(AKA: Bad Meets Evil.)

Preacher Man

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Mike Huckabee

Communistic Tendencies

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Hillary Rodham Clinton

Fascistic Tendencies

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Rudy Guliani

Manchurian Candidate
 (Muslim)

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Barack Hussein Obama

Loose Cannon

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John McCain

Lawyer
(ambulance chaser)

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John Edwards

Flip Flopper

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Mitt Romney

Multi-Billionaire Capitalista

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Michael Bloomberg

Television Actor
(Manufactured)
 

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Fred Thompson

It's hard to decide.
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Between shit and puke.

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Back to the Stone Age

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