| Life in one word.......... |
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| Love!!!! |
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Screen Cleaner (this is to cute)
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater
to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in little
fur coats.
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| MAN...I'M GETTING SO FAT I CAN HARDLY SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT!! |
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| EVERYONE NEEDS TO FEEL SECURE.... |
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| The Bird Flu hits Florida |
Click here for the Lizard Birthing Story
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| When you're in over your head its best to keep your mouth shut and eyes forward. |
Optical Illusion: I have no idea how this works, I have never been very good at these optical pictures!!!! But the friend
who sent me this said if you stare at it long enough, you should be able to see the ocean...
Printer Jam: Isn't this just a hoot?
How'd you like to get to work and find this problem?
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He's not dead but he's sure stuck.
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That face tells it all.
They did end up getting him out and letting him loose for those of you that
are mouse lovers.
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What is a Dog?
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture
in
the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block
away, but don't hear you when you're in the
next room. They can look
dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy.
When
you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone,
they want to play. They leave their toys everywhere. They
do disgusting
things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. They go right for
your crotch as soon as they
meet you.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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| I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS REALLY A POT AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW. |
| So said, but true |
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