Eternally Under Construction
(just no longer here...)
Unless otherwise stated, all quotes are by David William Johnson - blame him...
At it's heart, this page was always more or less a proto-blog.
And since I finally broke down and started a real
one, you can nowall go there...
July 6th, 2009
Found this image and thought it too
August 26th, 2008
Just because it was fun...
You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of whatís known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.
Mind you, technically, I'm not a liberal...but then "permanently remove all government, religion and any other organization over a thousand people, world-wide, now and forever" wasn't one of the answer choices...
And, anyway, the usage terms "liberal" and "consservative" have drifted so far from their original meanings that, basically, both words are now meaningless.
July 24th, 2008
The horror that is election season is upon us again and I've noted that there are a lot of people who - for the good of everyone - should not be voting. Here's a partial list:
Signs you Shouldn't Be Voting (Last updated 4/4/08)
1) If you're a creationist, you shouldn't be voting - you lack sufficient grasp of reality to make a rational choice.
2) Ditto for any
flavor of fundimentalist - or indeed, any
religious believer who can't entertain the possiblity they are wrong about their beliefs. You also shouldn't be allowed to raise children...but that's another rant...
3) If you think it's important to support your party, you shouldn't be voting - the whole concept
of political parties is anathema to democracy.
4) If you have to ask "what's the difference between spring water and distilled water?" you shouldn't be voting.
5) If you think George Bush has "done a good job" you shouldn't be voting...and possibly shouldn't be allowed outside without a caretaker.
6) If you don't understand the laws of thermodynamics - and I'm talking just a general understanding here - they you shouldn't be voting. Someone who can't grasp "you can't get something for nothing" has no business making decisions for other people...and wouldn't make any good ones anyway.
7) If you think Churchill was a fictional character, then you shouldn't be voting. Fortunately - in this case - you'd be British
, and therefore couldn't
vote in the upcoming presidential election anyway...
8) If you've ever voted on American Idol
then you shouldn't be voting. Unfortunately for you, each American Idol
vote uses up all your remaining potential voting ability for a minimum of ten years.
9) If you've ever written an email, usenet message, or "Letter to the Editor" with more than one in ten words "ALL IN CAPITALS" (unless they are part of a quote) then you shouldn't be voting. First, you need to get off the caffine, or crack, or whatever other psychoactive chemical you're on (or - if you're crazy - actually get back on
your prescribed psychoactive chemicals...) and calm down. Then
you can think about voting...maybe one day...Real Soon Now...
10) If you've ever used the words "only a theory" in order to explain why something science-based should be ignored, then you shouldn't be voting. Instead, you should be researching what scientists mean when they used the word "theory" - and trying to grasp the fact that though Newtonian and Einsteinian "laws" of gravitation are "only a theory," jumping off the nearest tall building is still not advisable. If you can't grasp this...jump off the nearest tall building...its advisablity has changed.
11) If you're a Scientologist you not only shouldn't vote, but should be banned from voting forever. You either believe it - and thus are too stupid to vote, or even care for yourself - or you're just using it as a scam - and thus should be in jail. There are no other options - deal with it.
12) If you think Obama is a member of Islam - and thus shouldn't be voted for - you shouldn't be voting. For two reasons. One, you're stupid...as he isn't and it's trivially easy to find this out and, Two, you're voting against someone simply because of his/her religion...which pretty much also
shows you're stupid.
to see the movie Expelled
because you thought it would have some good points? Get out of the voting line then...you have no real capacity for thought.
(more to come)
And along with "shouldn't be voting," it should be obvious that these are also all people who shouldn't be running.
They will anyway - because they're too stupid to realize this - but they shouldn't...
January 28th, 2008, February 20th, 2008, April 4th, 2008
"A God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell; mouths mercy, and invented hell; mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for manís acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him!"
Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger,
June 21st, 2007
Top Ten Signs You're a
- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
- You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved
from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we
created from dirt.
- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
- Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered
all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic
groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods
sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit
impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to
life and then ascended into the sky.
- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in
their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
- You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of
those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will
spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion
the most "tolerant" and "loving."
- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to
convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in
"tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
- You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers.
You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the
remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
- You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the
Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
From "Evil Bible.com
June 3rd, 2007
May 9th, 2007
"One pair of hands at work...
Does more than 1,000 clasped in prayer."
Seen on "The Angry Astronomer
May 7th, 2007
If your culture or religion demands
you burn, destroy, or kill
to protest a cartoon
then your culture or religion deserves extinction...period
the cultures involved agree to respect
all the other
...this never happens
February 5th, 2006
"Abortion stops a beating heart"
And stepping on a cockroach stops six...your point?
July 6th, 2004
- and I'm awakened by my Mom calling me at 7:30 to tell me "they've crashed a plane into the World Trade Center" - and I went to the TV and it was true...
Spent most of the next couple of days watching the TV (they had them set up at work, too). Saw the Center collapse at least a hundred times during those days. Spent those days trying to get "are you okay?" messages through to people in New York.
We had a number of links to the events back East: Both Dee Dee and I have friends that live in New York City. Dee Dee, in fact, has a friend that worked
at the World Trade Center (on alternate days - and, fortunately, the 11th
wasn't one of those days). Dee Dee's sister works for United*
and actually knew some of the crews of the flights (they were based out of L.A.).
(*Mimnette is a Stewarde...er...Airline Hostess...er... Flight Attendant at United. She actually went on vacation September 10th! Now, due to events, she's on "leave." She's worked there long enough they just can't fire her, but Attendants don't get paid if they don't fly either - and they don't fly if United doesn't call them. She could be on "leave" a very long time until things settle - assuming there'll still be a United!)
Now it's nearly two months later and we're busy bombing chunks out of Afghanistan. I suspect that the Taliban - as rulers of Afghanistan - will probably be out by year's end. Quite frankly, they deserved to be bombed for destroying the "Buddhas of Bamiyan,"
IMHO (or just for how they treat their own!), but that's neither here nor there. On the whole, even absent September 11th
, I wouldn't suspect they'd have remained in control for more than another decade anyway.
Which is good. Multiculturalism be damned: Some cultural memes deserve
By the time I first turned on the TV - which was less than two hours after the attack - news programs already
had a logo for it! Life imitates The Daily Show...
I have never seen so many U.S. flags in my entire life. Even people who were, at best, uncomplimentary about the U.S. government and such are flying them. In it's own way, it's almost as scary as the terrorism itself, for it shows how easy it is for a country to slip into a nationalism frenzy - and it's at least as easy to use that frenzy for "evil" (to use a Bush term...) as good.
99% of all the "security measures" I've seem suggested, put in place, demanded, etc., wouldn't have done a thing to stop the terrorists in the first place. What will
, however (at least, from a hijacking standpoint), is the fact that "don't tick the terrorists off in a hijacking" is no longer going to be a viable strategy - even if the hijacker(s) really are
just "going to Cuba!"
Interestingly enough, I suspect the recession we're drifting into would have happened anyway - heck, all the signs were leading that way even if Washington kept trying to ignore them (the airlines were already
having a losing year, fer instance. Now they're having a bad
losing year - but with a bailout...). Mind, the recession hit faster
because of the 11th
- and may hit a bit harder
But OTOH, I suspect it'll be over
faster too, if for no other reason than folks in Washington can put some massive effort into recovery while "blaming" the recession on the terrorists (which, politically, is much, much
safer than either blaming it on your own policies, or admitting that your policies couldn't stop it - three-hundred dollar tax "break" my foot!).
In spite of all the pronouncements on how "the World Changed after September 11th
," it really didn't - at least, no more than usual. We think
it did (which some may say is the same thing), but it's still basically the same world it was before.
Originally in POD 31
- November 14th, 2001
The Origin of Gullibility, Religion,
And Other Insanities: A Theory
Major update April 29th, 1998
- update April 24th, 1997
- new March 20th, 1997
"Ignorance of the Laws of Science
Is No Excuse"
David L. Freitag
December 17th, 1997
The world would be a far better place if no one ever used a personal pronoun
followed by the word "people," "kind," or "race" ever again...
December 3rd, 1997
Anyone who doesn't believe
man descended from apes
has never watched small children play...
October 21st, 1997
If "There are no Atheists in Foxholes"
does that mean that if everyone was an atheist
there'd be no wars?
September 23rd, 1997
"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"
July 30th, 1997
People are amazing.
Your average American parent will say with anger hundreds of times to their kids
"Don't be smart!"
then have the gall to be surprised when they end up not...
June 17th, 1997
You know, most people are really impressed by the fact
that your average Plains Indian
"used every part of the buffalo"
Yet really disgusted to learn your average Chicago slaughterhouse
does the same with a cow...
June 17th, 1997
The statement "It'll get worse before it'll get better" is true,
unfortunately, it'll often get worse before it gets worse
and there's no good way to differentiate between the two...
June 5th, 1997
By my standards, any deity worthy of being worshipped
would not want it...
...which gives you an idea of the contempt I hold for gods that require
upon pain of eternal damnation...
June 3rd, 1997
I think I missed the memo where they told us the word "used" is now to be replaced by the word "pre-owned..."
I missed the changeover notification to "nearly new"...
May 29th, 1997
In some sense, everything we do makes history for we are
May 21th, 1997
The "Secret of the Universe" may be
that there isn't one...
May 13th, 1997
It is perhaps telling that the one
belief system with actual, physical
evidence for its beliefs
- Namely, the belief in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy -
is the one
belief system everyone eventually declares is a myth...
May 6th, 1997
I strongly suspect that no
government can, in the end, do more good than harm - a sorta political version of the laws of thermodynamics.
It's not because of vast conspiracies, or that the rulers are evil, or anything correctable
, it's just something that is, like apples falling from apple trees.
April 29th, 1997
You know, "I Want to Believe" may be the single most dangerous slogan ever invented...
April 29th, 1997
It's popular these days to refer to nature as a "fragile, delicate web"
but I doubt this is true.
In reality, nature is a rather robust, adaptive network,
capable of surviving huge changes and disasters
- if it weren't, it wouldn't be here now.
Quite frankly, the idea that man is the most disastrous thing to happen to nature
is a homocentric conceit of the worst kind.
April 25th, 1997
At exactly what point did we become legally responsible
for everybody except
April 9th, 1997
Setting a Fox to guard a henhouse doesn't work terribly
However, neither does having the chickens guard it
Thus, the problems with both autocracy and democracy...
March 20th, 1997
I am not my ancestors
Why are you yours?
February 10th, 1997
"All The Universe or Nothing,
Which is it to be?"
From "Things to Come"
February 4th, 1997
People often say to those depressed about their lives
"Cheer up, you're better off than most people"
to which I have to ask, exactly what
"Don't worry, your life can still get worse"
did you think was going to cheer them up?
February 3rd, 1997
Governments, indeed, all
groups or organizations
are made up of individuals
I think this is often forgotten...
February 3rd, 1997
The Primary Problem With Representative Government
Is That It Very Often Is...
January 21st, 1997
Barbecue Sauce is the Universal Condiment...
January 15th, 1997
"If You Can Successfully Outlaw Something
You Didn't Need To"
January 8th, 1997
"Anything Worth Waiting For
Is Worth Having Immediately"
December 28th, 1996
"In the end, you'll die, your descendants will die,
your species will die, your world will die,
your sun will die, your galaxy will die,
your universe will die, time & space will collapse upon itself,*
and not only will it be as if it had never been,
but even the 'been' will be gone...
So try and relax..."
December 28th, 1996
*Actually, current available evidence now suggests that this won't happen.
Instead, the universe will fade away into a sea of entropic dissolution
or instantly erase as the "branes" come back together.
I'm not sure either is an improvement...and the effect is exactly the same.
July 6th, 2004
"Man is a marvelous curiosity...he thinks he is the Creator's
pet...he even believes the Creator loves him; has a passion for him; sits
up nights to admire him; yes and watch over him and keep him out of trouble.
He prays to him and thinks He listens.
Isn't it a quaint idea."
"Unfortunately, we are unlikely to get rid of religion
because gullibility is evolutionarilly
"The problem with Government solutions
is that they have a half-life of the next election."
"Postulating a god does not
change a pointless,
meaningless, futile universe
into one with a point and meaning -
it just means it's deliberately
pointless, meaningless, and futile..."
Something to keep you up worrying at night:
If salmon always return to the river they were born in
how the heck did they ever spread to more than one river?