Ah! What a fun couple of months it's been...
Apart from the weather being unable to decide if it wants to be cold and wet, cold and dry, or summery-hot and dry, Dee Dee got in another accident with the Scion - her third...in three years...and not one of them her fault.
This one had a big old '76 Ford van side-swiping her as she went down Rosemead because he apparently couldn't be bothered to check before changing lanes. So into the shop (again) went the Scion, with the driver's side mirror snapped off, the front fender caved in and the driver's door unopenable.
Fortunately, it only took them a week to restore it to like new condition. Unfortunately we had to rent a car for that week and it took
most of the time we had it to figure out who'd end up paying for it - our insurance, the van guy's insurance, or us. We
so didn't want it to be us. Fortunately (again) it looks like it won't be.
Speaking of cars, it's hard to believe, but someone's actually found a way to make car alarms
more annoying than they already were...by making them
not sound like car alarms at all! Back in December, I heard what sounded like someone randomly beeping their horn, really impatient for a person to come outside or something...
...except it went on for a
very long time.
After ten or twenty seconds I did my usual sarcastic "yeah, yeah, your horn works, how nice" and then it finally stopped...
...and then went on again a few seconds later.
It almost instantly stopped again...then went on again...then stopped a third time and finally the pattern of the whole thing made me realize "hey, this is a
car alarm" and the owner was desperately trying to turn off his overly sensitive device.

You know, car alarms are pointless enough - 99% of people hearing them don't care if the car's being stolen, or broken into, or just bumped by a passing pedestrian. They just want it to shut off...now. Heck, one goes off at 3am and my only thought is "steal it faster!"
But then, to make a car alarm that - when it goes off - you don't even
recognize it as an alarm...well, that's just pointless squared.
Now you're just annoying people who - even if they'd be inclined to report a car alarm - don't even know that's what it is!
Serious Designer Fail here.
On a tastier note, back in December, along with annoying alarms, we discovered the best pizza in the world - or at least, the best
we've run across. It's
AJ Barile's Chicago Pizza and
apparently Chicago is just east of Redlands...
AJ Barile's is run by an ex-Chicagoan - so he knows Chicago pizza. It's also in
Yucaipa, of all places. Yucaipa is a small town about sixty-five miles due east of Pasadena, whose only
previous impingement on our consciousnesses was that we had to drive through it to get to
Oak Glen for apples - or drive through it to get further east on the 10.
View Larger MapThis time, we were trying for Oak Glen.
On the way through it
to Oak Glen, we passed a place apparently being remodeled that said it was the
Chicago Pizza Company and that it was the "2nd Place finisher (regional) at the International Competition and Pizza Expo." Well, that sounded good - or at least, interesting - and we started talking about pizza and saying "we should go there when it opens to try it."
And then a bit further down Yucaipa Blvd, we pass what we find is its
current location and go "Oh! We could check it out now."
So on the way
back from Oak Glen...we did.
The crust is perfect. Dee Dee is a fan of thin crust pizzas - me, not so much. But both of us absolutely loved the flavor, the crispness and the flush of garlic and olive-oil infused through it.
The sauce...just as good...as are the toppings...as is the pure buffalo mozzarella. How good? We started fighting over who got the bigger remaining pieces.
And AJ himself is fun to talk with.
We've been back several times now - it's spoiled us for any pizza closer to home - and the fact that we're willing to go on a nearly three-hour round trip to eat
pizza should tell you something about the quality.
Oh! And they've got
authentic Chicago dogs too - astroturf-green relish and all.
I'm not saying you should all rush out and
try it - after all, most of you are just a
bit farther than sixty-five miles away -
but should you be within that radius...
Enough about pizza - On with the Show!
There have been a lot of "stories I have no idea what to do with" put through POD over the years and almost everyone here has done so at one time or another. So I guess, this time it's my time.
The following is based mostly on a dream I had a month ago (as I write this), with (almost) all the dream-illogic stripped out and an attempt to impose a more coherent narrative flow than dreams usually manage (since they - or at least, mine - tend to just
from scene one to scene twenty-four while just implying the action in-between is something "everybody knows"...which since I'm the only "everybody," they usually do). That said, it's still weird. Still, you might enjoy it - and maybe someone could tell me just what the
So, 95% of the story goes by and - finally - we get to some obvious actual alternate histories. Or at least, alternate realities. And of course it's at this point I utterly run out of story.
I mean, thanks to the dream (and it's "everybody knows" way of handling a lot of the information) I know
things from further into the story...just not very many...
One - the "Rose" in the bookshop is not the Rose from the motel room, nor is she from the timeline/reality/whatever that the bookshop's in. She's from a third timeline, one where she and Peter are an "item" rather than Allyson and Peter.
Two - there's apparently a "Rose and Peter" as a couple in the bookshop's reality as well - though where they went I haven't a clue. Maybe they're with Allyson...or the other (second) Rose's other Peter...and wouldn't
be interesting...along with tricky to keep track of.
going to be one of those "nexus of all realities" shops. It's just a bookshop on a different timeline. We already have too many "nexus of all realities" shops in POD...and probably too many in fiction in general. For those who care, it looks, mostly, like the Hollywood Blvd "Pickwick Book Shop" in the 1970s, before "B. Dalton" bought them out (and well before it closed), with a touch of
store in the early 90s, tossed in...
...yeah...and this is a pretty useless analogy for everyone here other than me, isn't it?
Anywho, this looks strongly like it could end up a sort of AH soap-opera, assuming that I could write such. For some reason, it also has an air of "hard boiled detective fiction" about it as well - though that could simply be because there's a first person narrator...and a "dame"...
The "POD Workbench" here has newspaper from Dale Cozort's "Spain Joins the Axis" timeline, created with the help of a lot of downloaded images of newspapers, a lot of cut and paste, and some careful textural additions.
Meanwhile, David Freitag's musings on "Can Mexico Retain California?" results in a book from one of those possibilities: A later Mexican/American war (or "American/Mexican" one on this timeline), a forty-three state United States, and California going its own way. Again mostly clipart (including the image of the book that acted as the "template") and the creation of three variants of OTL flags.
Finally Wesley Kawato's thoughts on Disney doing a "Star Wars" movie in the early 60's ends up on a movie poster. A "Star Wars" in an era where spaceships are still pointy things with flames coming out the back, images are still artwork (because you don't want the effects shown as they're too..."iffy" to stand up to long examination), and Annette Funicello is available to play Leia...
And just for fun, a recreation of one of my endless numbers of "To Do" lists is sitting on the bench too - with one of the items being making the cover it's on. And that bit of text boxed in the corner of that note: Yes, I do really write like that. It's a long, complicated story involving model rocketry, timelines I created as a teenager, and a lifelong fascination with different alphabets.