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I can still remember the day it happened. May 10, 2001. On that day I became an official member/character of this program. Called A Bug's Muck, it's based on the movie titled: A Bug's Life. I joined, with the assumption that apart from chatting, we'd be creating entertaining, dramatic, comical and meaningful stories. On the day after I mentioned my interest to join, one of the members of the 'muck' repeatedly whapped me over the head with her life sized Flik doll. I then got into a massive snowball fight, and suddenly found myself flattened by a giant snowball.
It only got worse from there...
By the end of the fourth week I'd been whapped over the head with synthetic poultry. (A rubber chicken) And not just any rubber chicken. When this chicken is 'brandished' and whacked across a person's head, it goes *SQUEAK!*. Odd. I've also been yanked through a whirling vortex. Pulled into a box much smaller than myself. A menacing grasshopper tried to erase me, then delete me. (Don't let Scotch hear I told you that, he'd be furious. c.c) I was waved to by plush toys (I.E. Flik and Atta dolls) and spoken to Puppets that have a mind of their own, and even met a clone of Dave. He looks like Dave Foley, but he's really sensitive if you call him by that last name.
So, it was about a week later, that I was asking one of the Wizards a small request and she pulled out this 'remote of controll' and started changing me into all sorts of wierd things.
Here is a small list.
Various characters from Disney films. Including 'A Bug's life, Toy Story, part 1 and 2. 'Star Wars.' (I was R2D2 at one point. Then Princess Atta, Stinky Pete, Mr Soil, Etch a sketch, Darth Vader... well you get the idea.)
Guess that's what I get for asking her to zap me with that silly thing. (Hey, I was looking for a good intro to my web site at the time. See, the insanity was already getting to me, and only a few weeks after I joined.)
But if you think I was going to simply stand around and not retaliate, well... guess again!
I've covered ants with chocolate, grapes and even s'more ingredients. I changed a mini grasshopper into a yo-yo and ran him around the world. (Hey, he got me zapped with an nasty electrical charge!) I've catapulted cows at other players I thought had it comming, and occasionally toss wet noodles at others for punishment.
Yeah, I'm nuts now. But I've got good company. @.@
Narrator. (In British Accent) The poor individual named Basil let's out a heart felt sigh. He then scratches the base of his right antenna, and with eyes cast downward, mutters to himself: "What in the word have I gotten myself into?"
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