Republicans versus Dead Folks
Pasadena Star-News, 27 December 1997
In the lively, neverending battle between Republicans and dead
people, the Republicans are winning every time! How proud they
must be!
First there was Vince Foster, whose corpse was used and abused
as a convenience by the "get Clinton" industry, comprised
of far right lunatics, fruitcakes, and Rush Limbaugh, who still
insinuate, after three investigations to the contrary, that Foster
was murdered by the President and First Lady and propped up in
a park by them with a gun placed in his hand. Then there's Ron
Brown, the Commerce Secretary who died in the line of duty, but
who is still available for service by Rush Limbaugh and his ditto
heads who use him and his foibles to bash Clinton and the Democrats.
And now there's Larry Lawrence, the ambassador of Switzerland
who also died in the line of duty of a debilitating cancer. His
widow has recently dug up his body from Arlington Cemetery because
of the sanctimonious howling of House Republicans (a cadaverous
bunch themselves) who are livid because they couldn't find reason
to expel all of the non-military Democratic residents of Arlington
who were planted since Clinton became President. Put Limbaugh
in that group, too, since he was instrumental in stirring up a
resentment that had nowhere else to go when the facts came in
and the case fell through.
Of the many things to be thankful for in this season of joy, one
of them is not being a Republican. I expect many must be hanging
their heads at this latest manifestation by their spokespeople
of the ultimate in sleazebag perversion: the practice of political
necrophilia.
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