To the faxmaster, Seahorse Grill,
Thank you for faithfully faxing your list of lunch specials
to our office every weekday. Seeing as you’re in Astoria and we’re in the
Flatiron Building, the menu is normally of no use to us. However, should we have
to flee Manhattan over the 59th Street Bridge again, we’ll be sure to drop in
and give your place a try—the entrees sound quite tasty.