So What Do You Think?

Who the hell are you, anyway?

What, if I may ask, is your email address?

Why are you here?
I came to investigate the full extent of your brilliance.
I clicked on the wrong link.
Just passing the minutes until I finally die.
You're gonna have to ask my mom.

I want your sex:
Damsel
Dude
Why don't you come over here and see for yourself?

What do you think of me?
You are my new God. You are, at the very least, my Short-Term Personal Savior. You are going straight to hell.

What should I think about you?
I am your biggest fan. I am your worst enemy. I am a fucking dumbass.

Please explain yourself further: