The OKC Experience:

The Commute Is Your Friend!

my captive audience

So, as you may have heard or inferred by now, I am a commuter. And the commute itself is at the heart of this zine - it's what feuls it. I spend almost four joyous hours each day parking my fat white sellout ass on a train as I journey to work and home again. And I spend that time writing about everyone and everything on our collective journey.

The fact that I'm a gay punk and almost all of my co-muting cohorts are aged and bedraggled businessmen keeps it interesting for both parties.

And though I've been accused of being a cultural anthropolist and a social satirist (if not sadist) by those who have read these farticles and messays, mostly I think I'm just not inspired or imaginative enough to write about or examine anything that's not right in front of my face...

So while I'm commuting, I write about the commute. It's creativity by captivity. I like to play with words and I like to play with people (or their minds at the very least) - so what else am I gonna do?!

Anyway, anyone who's spent any large amounts of time in tightly enclosed spaces with people who are nothing like them - i.e. anyone who's ever been on a bus, plane or train trip - will (I think) be able to relate to the hilarity and despair contained within. So thanks for hoppin' aboard, and I hope you enjoy the ride!

Metro North Is
Trying to Kill Me!
Newton's Fourth
Law of Motion
Are You
Lonely Tonight?
Coming Soon to a
Trestle Near You
Who's Been Farting
In The Mosh Pit?
Do Not Disturb Metro North
vs. RealiTV
Hanging in the
Balance
Why Am I
Here Again?
Writing Is
My Prozac
Underground Network:
Alternative Commutation
Profile Of A
Middle Seater
A Bridgeplate
Full of Sheeple
Introducing S.A.M.
My One Word
Summary
Embracing
The Obvious

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