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From The Great Luke Ski: Being a Guest at a Con

As you may have guessed from the site's front page, I purchased a CD entitled Uber Geek from the artist named The Great Luke Ski. His real name is Luke Sienkowski, and he has a web site promoting his music (click here to go to http://www.lukeski.com). His is the funniest, freshest comedy music I've heard since The Doctor Demento Show went off the air in Orlando. I complimented him and asked if he was planning any con appearances where I like to go.

Without quoting his letter (which I won't bother importing) he asked if he could get some information about becoming a guest. I helped him by forwarding his e-mail to the convention organizers. It's up to them to decide how, when or if he appears.

However, this is a good moment to talk about becoming a con guest. If you're looking to scam free con admisison for nothing, forget it. If you don't have anything to contribute to the convention, you forget it too. While I have known people who do zilch for a convention and get invited back year after year, I have too much of a work ethic (and too much guilt) to try for that.

For instance, at Dragon*Con, I'm planning two panels (which still must be approved by the committee). One is my tradtional animation show of classic cartoons, with considerable mockery and joking. The other talks about doing print publicity for conventions and events, which I have done for years. I provide gifts for the audience for both events, which costs me more than just purchasing the convention admission. (Mind you, I'm also paying for travel and hotel space, although I've shared hotel space for the last few years with my friends.)

Part of my complimentary admission involves me being a journalist - not for this web site, but for the forthcoming Animated Planet Magazine. As a journalist I have to obey certain rules. I will not photograph celebrities unless they're at a panel, and I never photograph or record people in the "green room," where they're supposed to be getting away from that stuff. I also send the convention copies of my press coverage of their events, which makes them aware that I was doing my job and not just sponging off them.

If you have some expertise in a topic, and are willing to put forth effort to make an entertaining convention panel, write to the convention way in advance. Make your proposals about what you want to do. Luke Ski, for instance, laid out exactly what he was willing and able to do, and what kind of compensation he wanted to see for that appearance. He is a performing artist, and has several requirements - microphone, playback of his backing tracks, an audio tech who knows what he's doing, and a place to change into his costumes. As a new guest to this convention - and therefore an unknown quantity - he's willing to negotiate things like fees, free table space to sell his CD's, or hotel rates. Whether Luke Ski appears or not (and I hope he does), he has to negotiate in a positive, professional way. So will you, if you wish to be a guest.

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