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Tommy's Song Parody List

Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformer
CondoleezzaCara MiaJay and the Americans
Love HandlesLove ChildDiana Ross and the Supremes
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (Iraq War version)Smoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters
Traces (of War)TracesClassics IV
The Unauthorized Spying SongTurn Around, Look at MeThe Vogues
O. J. Simpson: Your Debts Are Gonna GrowYour Nose Is Gonna GrowJohnny Crawford
Wife StabbersBack StabbersThe O'Jays
Lying KingDancing QueenAbba
HillaryTammyDebbie Reynolds
AnistonGalvestonGlen Campbell
Go to Jail, Jack (Abramoff)Hit the Road, JackRay Charles
Crazy Together (Bush and Blair)Happy TogetherThe Turtles
State o' th' UnionWestern UnionFive Americans
I Fought the ExI Fought the LawBobby Fuller Four
Superflu-ousparodiesaremadeupfromthisdittySupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins
Make Wars That Break UsBreak Up To Make UpThe Stylistics
Lab TestRawhideFrankie Laine
NewcomputercamewithwindowsxphowatrociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)
Nu-Cle-ar v2.0 (Bush Speech Therapy cont.)GoldfingerShirley Bassey
'Nu-Cle-ar' v1.0 (Bush Pronunciation Guide)MariaWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim
Fake KnockersGoldfingerShirley Bassey
I Feel Sh--tyI Feel PrettyWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim
ThreesomeGroovin'The Rascals
Strange Folks: AmIRightStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra
You F*** Too MuchYou Talk Too MuchJoe Jones
Tommy TurtleJohnny AngelShelley Fabares
WordsWordsBee Gees
Monday, No SongMonday, MondayThe Mamas And The Papas
Alexander (and others): Vol. III of Turtle TrilogyJohnny AngelShelley Fabares
John A. Barry (and others): Vol. II of Turtle TrilogyJohnny AngelShelley Fabares
Johnny D-man (and others): Vol. I of TurtleTrilogyJohnny AngelShelley Fabares
Gimme, Gimme Coca CropShimmy, Shimmy, Ko-Ko-BopLittle Anthony And The Imperials
Taxing TimeTwilight TimeThe Platters
If You Don't Want Hepatitis (Wash Your Hands)'If You're Happy and You Know It (Clap Your Hands)Traditional
A Girl Named RoyceA Boy Named SueJohnny Cash
Jack FletcherGoldfingerShirley Bassey
You're Sixteen, I'm Forty-Nine, And You're JailYou're SixteenJohnny Burnette (covered by Ringo Starr)
Royce MillerGoldfingerShirley Bassey
Brokenback MountainWolverton MountainClaude King
Butt-Crack-er (The Plumber's Parody)GoldfingerShirley Bassey
Say A Prayer For Buddy HollyDeck The HallsTraditional
John BarryGoldfingerShirley Bassey, John A. Barry, & Anthony Newley
TV, Or Not TVTo Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet
PacholekGoldfingerShirley Bassey and The Other John A. Barry
'Ones'-ScribersBack StabbersThe O'Jays
All-Ones GuyGoldfingerShirley Bassey
MichelobYesterdayThe Beatles
I'm A Dish WasherGirl WatcherThe O'Kaysions
Michelob ('The Pomfret' Revision)YesterdayThe Beatles
B/D, Or Not B/DTo Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet
Negra Modelo (The Mexican Beer Song)Eleanor RigbyThe Beatles
LasagnaMariaWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim
Tijuana, Know A SecretDo You Want To Know A Secret?The Beatles
Ever-Blasting SteamEverlasting LoveRobert Knight/Carl Carlton/Gloria Estefan/U2 etc.
Alvin RhodesYesterdayThe Beatles
Cheney, DickYesterdayThe Beatles
AirfarcewonYesterdayThe Beatles
T. TurtleGoldfingerShirley Bassey
The Far-Sighted FightersThe Star Spangled BannerFrancis Scott Key
There, Their, They're (Usage Guide)Turn, Turn, TurnThe Byrds
Don't Patty-Cake Me, Oh, My Darlin'High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me)Frankie Laine / Tex Ritter
Prudish Little GirlFoolish Little GirlThe Shirelles
Gory, Gory: Haul In Moolah (Battle Hymn Of The Movies)Battle Hymn Of The RepublicJulia Ward Howe
McArthur's Mark (Is Angelina Jolie)MacArthur ParkRichard Harris
Two Cases Have ITwo Faces Have ILou Christie
The Quite Possible DreamThe Impossible DreamMan of La Mancha / Richard Kiley
World Without PitneyTown Without PityGene Pitney
When Will I Feel Well Again?When Will I See You Again?Three Degrees
Only Stu Can Break Wind (Fart)Only Love Can Break A HeartGene Pitney
Rubber BallRubber BallBobby Vee / Gene Pitney
My ShellMichelleThe Beatles
The Man Who Dropped Liberty's Ballots (Pitney Part IV)The Man Who Shot Liberty ValanceGene Pitney
He's A Turtle (Gene Pitney Tribute Part V)He's A RebelThe Crystals / Gene Pitney
Got A Tampon, Please?Take A Chance On MeAbba
I'm Gonna Write My Life Away (Pitney Part VI)(I Wanna) Love My Life AwayGene Pitney
Crazy Together (Personal Version)Happy TogetherThe Turtles
Footnotes (This Song Has None)FootstepsSteve Lawrence
My SBD's Strong (Fart VI of Gene Pitney Tribute)I'm Gonna Be StrongGene Pitney
24 Hours Of Bushwah (Pitney Tribute Part VIII)24 Hours From TulsaGene Pitney
Whip-Chained MelodyUnchained MelodyThe Righteous Brothers
Peckah (Aussie Pronunciation)MeccaGene Pitney
Bats In His BelfryCat's In The CradleHarry Chapin
Nighters In The StrangeStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra
Pat Adagio's CreamThe Impossible DreamMan of La Mancha / Richard Kiley
HyperlinkYesterdayThe Beatles
All Alone: Let FlyAll Alone Am IBrenda Lee
Burn A DebtBernadetteThe Four Tops
Pishing and MopingWishing And HopingDusty Springfield
Wasting Away Again In TommyturtlevilleMargaritavilleJimmy Buffet
I'll Always Be A Fan Of Rand (WARNING: Very Geeky)I'll Never Fall In Love AgainDionne Warwick
Dee Range, Well...Teen AngelMark Dinning
A Bio, PleaseBeyond the SeaBobby Darin
Lipstick On Your ZipperLipstick On Your CollarConnie Francis
Laugh, Laugh (Instead Of Cry)Laugh LaughThe Beau Brummels
Shriek Softly, Love (We're In A Public Place)The Godfather Love Theme (Speak Softly, Love)Al Martino / Andy Williams
Rip One In My SleepStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra
My SisterMariaWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim
My Son, He Fights Over The OceanMy BonnieThe Beatles / Traditional
Parody 100Some Enchanted EveningSouth Pacific/Rogers and Hammerstein
PMS (The Author, Not The Syndrome)Do Re MiJulie Andrews / Sound of Music
Let's Fight (AmIRight-Site Story)Tonight (West Side Story)Bernstein / Sondheim
(I Can't Work This) Da*n Contraption(I Can't Get No) SatisfactionThe Rolling Stones
Shi'ite ChristmasWhite ChristmasBing Crosby
Try to Remember (Duke University Assault Case)Try To RememberTom Jones/The Fantasticks
I Believe (But I'm A Cynic)I BelieveFrankie Laine
Old Lays MinedAuld Lang SyneTraditional
My Fave Risque' ThingsMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews
All You Need Is CashAll You Need Is LoveThe Beatles
PunctuateYesterdayThe Beatles
To AgrimorfeeThe Sound Of SilenceSimon and Garfunkel
SpidermanlovesmarijuanaeverybodyknowsitSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews
Goose Her On The Sly In Thigh MoundLucy in the Sky with DiamondsThe Beatles
Spider-Man And Marijuana: Better ExplanationSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews
Copping A Feel On HeatherStrawberry Fields ForeverThe Beatles
Smears On My PillowTears On My PillowLittle Anthony And The Imperials
The Star-Spangled Banner(Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At AllThe Fifth Dimension
(Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At AllThe Star-Spangled BannerFrancis Scott Key
Gee, Webmaster ChuckyGee, Officer KrupkeWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim
Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind? (S&M)Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?The Lovin' Spoonful
You Don't Blow MeYou Don't Know MeEddy Arnold / Ray Charles
Tokusou BlessrangerAway in a MangerTraditional
Say A Prayer For Buddy Holly (2007)Deck The HallsTraditional
Erections In Old Men ImperiledThe Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot
Annie Hammond PeasBette Davis EyesJackie DeShannon / Kim Carnes
I'm Britain, Britain Great, I AmI'm Henry, The Eighth, I AmHerman's Hermits
Itty Bitty Ti**y OneLittle Bitty Pretty OneThurston Harris
I Should Have Known BetterI Should Have Known BetterThe Beatles
Gonna Be Sick Till It's Through (POTUS Campaign)I Get A Kick Out Of YouCole Porter
GOP's Sickening, TooI Get A Kick Out Of YouCole Porter
Hello, '08, Good-bye BushHello, Heartache, Good-bye LoveLittle Peggy March
Barry, Barry (John, Not Bonds)Cherry, CherryNeil Diamond
A Shepherd Am IAmerican PieDon McLean
Bust OpBus StopThe Hollies
Sheep: Care, OvineSweet CarolineNeil Diamond
Let T*t BeLet It BeThe Beatles
Mary JanePenny LaneThe Beatles
Cherry Will PartCherry Hill ParkBilly Joe Royal
The Ten CommandmentsMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews
Sheep Love YouShe Loves YouThe Beatles
I Fought The Dogs (But The Law Won)I Fought The LawBobby Fuller Four
You've Got To Hide Your Muff AwayYou've Got To Hide Your Love AwayThe Beatles
Where Did Man Begin? (Creation / Evolution)Where Do I Begin? (Theme from "Love Story")Andy Williams
Get A LifeLone Ranger Theme / William Tell OvertureGioacchino Rossini
The WonderbraThe WandererDion
Art And PoleHeart And SoulThe Cleftones
Juice The KnifeMac The KnifeBobby Darin
I Lie With Sheeps TonightThe Lion Sleeps TonightThe Tokens
Fartin' HoleHeart And SoulThe Cleftones
Don't Hang DownDon't Hang UpThe Orlons
Who Put The "Blam" In The Ramadan Of Islam?Who Put The Bomp?Barry Mann
Math-y ManHandy ManJimmie Jones / James Taylor
Wart On Soul (OJ, Vick, Cheney, Craig, Etc.)Heart And SoulThe Cleftones
Techno-Mire (Re-Do of Tenacious Lee 'Tech Studies'Ring Of FireJohnny Cash
Those Dudes Were Tased (Campus Cop Drinking Song)Those Were The DaysMary Hopkin
Back In The Ewe A*s, Us AreBack In The U.S.S.R.The Beatles
(Kristof) RobertsonGalvestonGlen Campbell
Muff, No Access: Rag OnPuff, The Magic DragonPeter, Paul, and Mary
Shock-A-Guy, MaybeRock-A-Bye, BabyTraditional
This Girl Is A Human CowThis Girl Is A Woman NowGary Puckett & The Union Gap
Where Have All The Writers Gone?Where Have All The Flowers Gone?Pete Seeger
Have You Got Bleating On Your Mind?Woman, WomanGary Puckett & The Union Gap
Is AmIRight The Model Of A Boomer Humor URL?The Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan
Girl On GirlWhite On WhiteDanny Williams
The Wonder Of MeThe Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley
Fart Saves A Man Expensive RingLove Is A Many-Splendored ThingThe Four Aces
I'm On the Outside (Looking In)I'm On the Outside (Looking In)Little Anthony and the Imperials
Parody On The BrainRhapsody In The RainLou Christie
Mart And BowlHeart And SoulThe Cleftones
The Wonderful JewThe Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley
Who And Whom (Usage Guide)YesterdayThe Beatles
The Wonder Of EweThe Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley
Fewer / Less (Usage Guide)YesterdayThe Beatles
The Blunder In Loo (Sen. Larry Craig)The Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley
All I Foul Is The Air That You BreatheThe Air That I BreatheThe Hollies
Larry Craig Knowing EweKnowing Me, Knowing YouABBA
Is Your Purse A Gun Holder (Or On Your Period?)Put Your Head On My ShoulderPaul Anka
404YesterdayThe Beatles
Bind And Tie Her TightBlinded By The LightManfred Mann's Earth Band
AmIRightersLittle ChildrenBilly J. Kramer with The Dakotas
Tuna TacoDesperadoEagles
My Song Was BannedStand By Your ManTammy Wynette
DiRitoMariaWest Side Story / Bernstein/Sondheim
There's Intercourse In Southern PennsylvaniaIt Never Rains In Southern CaliforniaAlbert Hammond
Soprano ManPiano ManBilly Joel
Almost Heaven, South AustraliaTake Me Home, Country RoadsJohn Denver
Down Under, Love You (Australia Salute, Part II)The Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley
Losing (Don't Know Why) Your Hymen?Lucy In The Sky With DiamondsThe Beatles
Woman In MallWoman In LoveBarbra Streisand
Corleone's Guy Is Hyman (Roth)Lucy In The Sky With DiamondsThe Beatles
UruguayYesterdayThe Beatles
Just Assassination (Winning The Race For Me)Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)The Temptations
B'rack's Nuts Roasting: Jackson Opens FireXmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)Nat King Cole
Palin, PalinSailing, Sailing (Over The Bounding Main)Traditional
Palin's MelodyUnchained MelodyThe Righteous Brothers
God Bless The GovernorGod Bless AmericaIrving Berlin / Kate Smith
Palin, I'm Impalin'RawhideFrankie Laine
New Star, Palin: Fan, HerThe Star-Spangled BannerFrancis Scott Key
Ms. Sarah P. The Beautiful (The *Last* One, I Promise)America The BeautifulKatharine Lee Bates
Parody 200Torn Between Two LoversMary McGregor
If I Gave My Vote To You (Non-Partisan Song)If I FellThe Beatles
VP: A Hot VP, Or Indigestion?To Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet
I Am BarackI Am A RockSimon & Garfunkel
Love To Bend HerLove Me TenderElvis Presley
Bush, We Will MissSealed With A KissBrian Hyland
Release Me (Scooter Libby)Release MeEngelbert Humperdinck
It's About Crime (Lisa Nowak)It's About Time (TV theme song)Gerald Fried and Sherwood Schwartz
Shoes Fly; Don't Bother MeShoo Fly (Don't Bother Me)Traditional
Shy And TightSilent NightJoseph Mohr and Franz Xavier Gruber
Shouldn't It Be Hillary?Wouldn't It Be Loverly?My Fair Lady: Lerner/Lowe
Smoke Gets In Your ThighsSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters
Hillary (2008 Presidential Primary Race)TammyDebbie Reynolds
I Picked A Girl (John McCain)I Kissed A GirlKatie Perry
Jiggle SellsJingle BellsJames Lord Pierpont
I'm Not GayYesterdayThe Beatles
Wouldn't Peace Be Brotherly?Wouldn't It Be Loverly?My Fair Lady
'Bama's GuyBobby's GirlMarcie Blaine
Born To Be Styled (John Edwards)Born To Be WildSteppenwolf
Music All Died (Buddy Holly 50th Anniversary Tribute)Ticket To RideThe Beatles
When The Bailout Starts Pouring From Those GuysWhen The Lovelight Starts Shining Through His EyesThe Supremes
H-M-O(y)-VayY.M.C.AVillage People
Trillion Granted; HeavingSome Enchanted EveningSouth Pacific / Rogers and Hammerstein
I Am The LayY.M.C.A.Village People
Ewe: "Don't Clone Me!"You Don't Own MeLesley Gore
Grok Me, Or Disagree With My Sub-Jest-ion?To Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet
Poon GiverMoon RiverAndy Williams
Stranger In The LightStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra
Burnout!Rawhide!Frankie Laine
TJCYesterdayThe Beatles
I Say, To H*ll With YouI Put a Spell on YouScreamin' Jay Hawkins
I'd Not Do Well v. You (JAB)I Put A Spell On YouScreamin' Jay Hawkins
A Juvie Kind Of LoveA Groovy Kind Of LoveThe Mindbenders
Fart-break Hotel, Peeh-Yew!I Put a Spell on YouScreamin' Jay Hawkins
I Had Too Much Ice Cream (Last Night)I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)The Electric Prunes
Who Put The Prod To Sir Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?Who Put the Bomp?Barry Mann
AhmadinejadStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra
Iran's The Very Model Of 'Salaam' Islamic ToleranceI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
The End Of The World (Swine-Flu Style)The End Of The WorldSkeeter Davis
Double Shot Of AmphetamineDouble Shot Of My Baby's LoveThe Swingin' Medallions
That's Mark ScottiThat's AmoreDean Martin
Life Ain't Easy With A High IQA Boy Named SueJohnny Cash
Thank God It's FridayMy WayFrank Sinatra
Do Not Forsake Us, B. Obama (Politically Neutral)High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darlin')Tex Ritter / Frankie Laine
A Blighter Maid To NailA Whiter Shade Of PaleProcol Harum
Patches (Microsoft® Version)PatchesDickey Lee
SnatchesPatchesDickey Lee
No Bra, Eh?Volare (Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu)Domenico Modugno
ScratchesPatchesDickey Lee
Thrilling Me Hard-ly With Her ThongKilling Me Softly With His SongRoberta Flack
My Disfavored Things (U.S. Left / Right Wings)My Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews
Both Sides Now (US Left- And Right-Wing Follow-Up)Both Sides NowJudy Collins
(Jim) RotondoWhite RabbitJefferson Airplane
CherriesCherishThe Association
TT To TJC: What Fine Skull Session!To Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare / Hamlet
Sotomayor (English Version) (US Supreme Court)Cara MiaJay and The Americans
Sotomayor (In Spanish, with translation) (US Supreme Court)Cara MiaJay and The Americans
I Only Want To Sleep With YouI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield
Not Sick! Good News Spread, And It's CaroledThe Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot
Hey, Bong Swimmer (Michael Phelps)Big SpenderPeggy Lee
Swimmer Wins Oftly, Hitting Bong (Michael Phelps)Killing Me Softly With His SongRoberta Flack
All You Bleed Is Blood (Monthly Version)All You Need Is LoveThe Beatles
America (Sotomayor)AmericaWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim
Hey, Left-Winger (Sotomayor / Obama)Big SpenderPeggy Lee
The First Time Ever I Saw Your PlaceThe First Time Ever I Saw Your FaceRoberta Flack
Porn On My PuterTears On My PillowLittle Anthony and the Imperials
'Bama's Little Helper (Joe Biden)Mother's Little HelperThe Rolling Stones
Please Vista™ Please (Microsoft®)Please Mr. PleaseOlivia Newton-John
The First Time Ever I Saw Your LaceThe First Time Ever I Saw Your FaceRoberta Flack
The First Time Ever I Wore Your LaceThe First Time Ever I Saw Your FaceRoberta Flack
(Chump) Change You Will Be-Leavin' (Us) [health care plan]I BelieveFrankie Laine
Dr. Seuss Replies To TJCMultiple Books by Dr. SeussDr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Giesel)
ImagineImagineJohn Lennon
God Only Knows What I'd Be Without EweGod Only KnowsThe Beach Boys
PelagicImagineJohn Lennon
In Vagin'ImagineJohn Lennon
Riff Three Times (On The Same Song, 'Cause It's Fun To)Knock Three TimesTony Orlando and Dawn
Schtuppin' Ewe All DaySurfin' USAThe Beach Boys
I'm Badgin' (Henry Louis Gates)ImagineJohn Lennon
I'm Henry Louis Gates, I AmI'm Henry, The Eighth, I AmHerman's Hermits
I Lamb... I Said (a/k/a) A Lamb In BedI Am... I SaidNeil Diamond
I Had Too Much Caffeine (Last Night)I Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night)The Electric Prunes
What Child Is This? (WARNING: Highly Irreverent)What Child Is This?William Chatterton Dix
I Am A Merry Maiden And An English-Major FiddlegirlI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
Draggin' BehindDraggin' The LineTommy James
Anyone Who Smelled A FartAnyone Who Had A HeartDionne Warwick
It's Statutory Time I'm Servin'High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darlin')Frankie Laine / Tex Ritter
Budweiser RapacityBohemian RhapsodyQueen
Of Lovers: Compare TwoA Lover's Concerto / Minuet In G MajorThe Toys / Johann Sebastian Bach/Christian Petzold
Tell Laura I Dunked HerTell Laura I Love HerRay Peterson
B'rack Me GentlyRock Me GentlyAndy Kim
Snaggin' What's Mine (The Current Administration)Draggin' The LineTommy James
I Am Binary-Modal, Sexa-Octal HexadecimalI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
Out Of VodkaFrère JacquesTraditional (French)
The Blight From Hell: Reign From Last NovemberIt Might As Well Rain Until SeptemberCarole King
Music To Watch Girls StripMusic to Watch Girls ByAndy Williams
Norma JeaneMaybelleneChuck Berry
Guess I'm An Old Fogey (The "F-Word" Song)On Top Of Old SmokeyTraditional
Mrs. Brown, She's Underage, Your DaughterMrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely DaughterHerman's Hermits
TurtleRingoLorne Greene
What Word Through Yonder Comment Makes?Romeo and Juliet: The Balcony SceneWilliam Shakespeare
(Three) Hundred SongsSixteen TonsTennessee Ernie Ford
The Launch Of Space Shuttle DiscoveryRomeo and Juliet: The Balcony SceneWilliam Shakespeare
FG, Or Not FG: Ask Her Suggestion?To Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet
ManilaMariaWest Side Story: Bernstein / Sondheim
Safe Chat, Please (*Serious*)Please Please MeThe Beatles
I'd Love To Write With Each Of YouI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield
You're Filled Up With MensesAnnie's SongJohn Denver
Men, I'm Just A Horny Little GirlIn My Little Corner Of The WorldAnita Bryant
Save The Last Draft For MeSave The Last Dance For MeThe Drifters
Savvy, Very, Man (Blackjack21 theme song)Solitary ManNeil Diamond
CollaborationAnticipationCarly Simon
MetaphorsbwithuSome Enchanted EveningSouth Pacific: Rogers and Hammerstein
My WayMy WayFrank Sinatra
Nan-cy, What Rot: Nan-Cy (Pelosi)To Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet
Tommy's SongAnnie's SongJohn Denver
Till There Was YouTill There Was YouThe Music Man: Meredith Wilson
Wonderdong'Underdog' Theme SongC. Stover, W. Biggers, T. Covington, J. Harris
Seizin' Love: First One (Teasin's Just Begun)Seasons In The SunTerry Jacks
Don't Miss Our Post, Man!Please, Mr. PostmanThe Marvelletes
Microsoft™ Is Suing Me Because I Dissed On Vista™SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews
Orgy Girl (Not What You Think -- SFW)Georgy GirlThe Seekers
AnticipationAnticipationCarly Simon
Overture! (Fiddlegirl-Tommy Turtle Big Project)The Bugs Bunny Overture (This Is It!)Jerry Livingston and Mack David
You're My GirlYou're My WorldCilla Black
Baby, I'm YoursBaby, I'm YoursBarbara Lewis
Strange Words Come To Light (Ahmadinejad Is Jewish!)Strangers In The NightFrank Sinatra
ACORN's The Borrower, Screwing Lenders, See?Neither A Borrower, Nor A Lender BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet (Lord Polonius)
I Knew Me When (Had No Fiddle...)I Knew You WhenBilly Joe Royal
Tiger Woods' White ChristmasWhite ChristmasBing Crosby
What Font Of English Taught Sar' Palin How To Speak? (Non-Partisan)Why Can't The English (Teach Their Children ...)?My Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe
Scott Brown (Republican Upset for Ted Kennedy's Senate Seat)DowntownPetula Clark
Downtown, Girl?Uptown GirlBilly Joel
You're So Hot; Sweet Is Your BehindWoman, Woman (Have You Got Cheating On Your Mind?)Gary Puckett & The Union Gap
Say Good-Bye, Holly? Ow! (Buddy Holly 'Music Died' 2010 Tribute)Betcha' By Golly, WowThe Stylistics
Don't Young Things Have Flowers Anymore? (A Father's Lament, Part II)You Don't Bring Me FlowersNeil Diamond
Has Ev'rybody Seen My Gal (Nude? -- A Father's Lament, Part I)Has Anybody Seen My Gal?The California Ramblers
Sally, Ungowned; Nude, PosesSally Go 'Round The RosesThe Jaynetts
The Even-Newer Colossus ('Statue of Liberty' Inscription Revision)The New ColossusEmma Lazarus
Totally Glib, Awf'lly Smart (Top 200 AmIWriters = 40+ Song Posts)Total Eclipse Of The HeartBonnie Tyler
The Spar-Tangled Damners (Non-Partisan Anti-Govt. Rant)The Star-Spangled BannerFrancis Scott Key
DKTOSStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra
Lay A Glance On Me (The Strippers' Theme Song)Take A Chance On MeABBA
Sheep, Baby!Beach BabyThe First Class
Shvantz Is Clean (ABBA Hall Of Fame Induction Tribute, Vol. IV)Dancing QueenABBA
BP (It's Not Your Fault -- *REALLY*)Born FreeMatt Monro / Andy Williams
I Only Want To Be With EweI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield
Show Us (POTUS v. Minerals Management Service and BP)Show MeMy Fair Lady: Lerner / Loewe
I Only Want To Pee, Not Pooh (The *LAST* Gender-Based Difference)I Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield
Silent: Blight; Oily Plight (POTUS and MMS, Vol. II)Silent NightJoseph Mohr and Franz Xavier Gruber
Totally Slips Off The Chart (Losing My Memory)Total Eclipse Of The HeartBonnie Tyler
Where's She Hide Ten-Pin? (A Course For Males Only)Where Do I Begin (Theme from 'Love Story')Andy Williams
Words Are My PlaythingTears On My PillowLittle Anthony And The Imperials
Nifty Ways To Please Your Lover50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon
Seven-Inch, Thick, Strong Bones In Each Merry Maid (*SFW*)Seventy-Six TrombonesThe Music Man / Meredith Wilson
Caretta caretta (Ode To The Endangered Loggerhead Sea Turtle)Corrina, CorrinaRay Peterson
I Only Have Eyes For EweI Only Have Eyes For YouThe Flamingos
A Merry Girl's PieAmerican PieDon McLean
My Boyfriend's BlackMy Boyfriend's BackThe Angels
Would You Kindly Hush?There's a Kind of HushHerman's Hermits
My Girlfriend's WackMy Boyfriend's BackThe Angels
Turn Your Mind To MushThere's a Kind of HushHerman's Hermits
The Only OS TT'd DoI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield
Spin-All Wizard (Press Secretaries, Etc.)Pinball WizardThe Who
Lie, Cheat, Gore'd (Al)My Sweet LordGeorge Harrison
The Unabomber's Mental State Is Rotten, Hateful, CriminalI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
These Bishops Strayed; Defrock 'EmThese Boots Are Made For Walkin'Nancy Sinatra
LIttleCupCakesFrère JacquesTraditional (French)
Nifty Ways To Please Your Lover, Vol. II: Advice (Tributes) To Women50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (SVU)Oklahoma!Oklahoma! / Rodgers & Hammerstein
Smoke Comes Out Your A*s (But[t] It's *Clean*, *Renewable* Energy!)Smoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters
House (M. D.) [TV Series]BenMichael Jackson
Ovine Lovin'!Oklahoma!Oklahoma! / Rodgers & Hammerstein
New Bust Was DeployedA Must To AvoidHerman's Hermits
California!Oklahoma!Oklahoma! / Rodgers & Hammerstein
KansasMandyBarry Manilow
The Major-General's Parody's A Challenge Steep And OminousI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
Should Tommy Turtle Really Do Three Hundred 'Major-Generals'?I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
Coke Is Thin Girl's Prize (Paris Hilton Theme Song)Smoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters
This Parody's A Neologist's Golden OpportunityI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
Crack Gets Thin Wh*re, Guys!Smoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters
To All My Friends At AmIRight, I'd Like To Show My GratitudeI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
9/11Oklahoma!Oklahoma! / Rodgers & Hammerstein
MatthiasShe Loves YouThe Beatles
My Hand's In Ev'ry Hottie; I'm An OB/GynecologistI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
Each Hand Is Very Able; I Am Almost AmbidexterousI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
Cloak Those Fatty ThighsSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters
V/C (Vote/Comment)Born FreeMatt Munro / Andy Williams
B's Are Best (And We Ain't Talkin' Report Cards Here!)Be Our GuestBeauty And The Beast Soundtrack
ChristianJewishMuslimBuddhistShintoAtheisticSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews
Joke, 'Gets', Win Your FivesSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters
I Am The Very Model of A Modern Major-GeneralSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousI Am The Very Model of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan
The Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldAmerican PieDon McLean
American PieThe Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot
StoopingCowardMasochisticMarriesDominatrixSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews
SuperCallousFlagellistMarquisDeSade:SadisticSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews
Don't Just Hang ThereDon't Just Stand TherePatty Duke
I've Gotten Into Your Shell (Turtle-Love)I've Got You Under My SkinThe Four Seasons
Four Hundred (Parodies Posted)Forget HimBobby Rydell
StupidCallowFrailAutisticWreck;SeeHowLow,VotesUsSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews
Please Please MePlease Mr. PostmanThe Marvelettes
Please Mr. PleasePlease Please MeThe Beatles
Please, Mr. PostmanPlease Mr. PleaseOlivia Newton-John
Lucy in the Sky with DiamondsJudy In Disguise (With Glasses)John Fred And His Playboy Band
Judy In Disguise (With Glasses)Lucy in the Sky with DiamondsThe Beatles
I Can't Stand Smoky PlacesSmoky PlacesThe Corsairs
Smoke Gets In Your EyesSmoky PlacesThe Corsairs
Smoky PlacesSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters
My BonnieMy DadPaul Petersen
My DadMy GirlThe Temptations
My GirlMy GuyMary Wells
My GuyMy LovePetula Clark
My SmooshMy LovePetula Clark
My LoveMy WayFrank Sinatra
My WayMy BonnieThe Beatles
Saturday Night At The MoviesEight Days a WeekThe Beatles
Jersey ThursdayFriday On My MindThe Easybeats
Wednesday Morning, 3 A.MJersey ThursdayDonovan
Sunday Will Never Be The SameMonday, MondayThe Mamas & The Papas
Friday On My MindSaturday Night At The MoviesThe Drifters
Eight Days a WeekSunday Will Never Be The SameSpanky And Our Gang
Monday, MondayTuesday AfternoonThe Moody Blues
Tuesday AfternoonWednesday Morning, 3 A. MSimon And Garfunkel
A Hundred Thousand Hits (parody page views) - TT 5th Anniv. At AIRA Hundred Pounds Of ClayGene McDaniels
Yester-Day, The Music Died (Buddy Holly 2011 Tribute)YesterdayThe Beatles
Christina Aguilera's Second Try At The Super Bowl Star-Mangled BlatherStar-Spangled Banner (Offensive Sport Chican'ry[1]Francis Scott Key
Schmoozing EweLosing YouBrenda Lee
Human Freedom's Fragile, As Egyptians' Rallies Show UsSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews
Egyptian Outcry (Mubarak, Defy)American PieDon McLean
Elections, Egyptian, Nix 'Pharaoh'The Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot
Egyptians: Daring Model For A Mid-East Change, In GeneralI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan

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