Profitable Doctrines
from an Endtime Prophet.

R. Michael Hands, Th.D.

JOBíS TWENTY CHILDREN:

Job daily served the LORD and because of this God blessed his first seven sons Agnor, Thumtl, Goters, Hamal, Qigma, Ophlf, Dysta and his three daughters Lugal, Ninsun and Sidura with education, wealth, houses, slaves and an excess of free time to waste and indulge in the things of the flesh.

Jobís first seventy years of life was dedicated to God and care of his wife Dinah and their ten children, all of whom repaid his sacrifice by living a hypocritical, sexually sinful, drunken, God hating lives.

This is a good argument for Pentecostals not to marry and have children, because with almost certainty they will overtly and clandestinely follow the Devil and reject God's holiness direction for eternal life in Christ Jesus.

Job's first ten children mocked God by mixing his teachings with heathen religions in an attempt to justify their perverted lifestyle; their dark and evil traits were inherited from their wicked Mother Dinah.

Dinah was a resentful, embittered, ill-natured, sullen, irritable, unhappy old hag who lacked love and respect for Job coupled with a profound hatred of God.

Jobís first son, Agnor, manifested Satanís evil direction for godlessness by being sexually obscene, coarse and foul mouthed with egotistical conceit that attracted Job's other children into a life of physical sin.

As the ten children matured they manifested the amoral standard of living to bond together against their Father and God.

Jobís second son Thumtl with his belligerent, overbearing, warlike and obnoxious spirit made himself hateful and annoying to his siblings.

Jobís third Son Goters was a cheat, conniver, sneaky, deceitful and lived only to satisfy his material and sexual desires.

Jobís fourth son Hamal was a sarcastic, cynical, sneering, mocking, rude and scornful man. His personality made even his brothers and sisters depressed which helped to turn them into alcoholics.

Jobís fifth son Qugma was gloomy, melancholy, unhappy and touchy and kept emotionally detached from his siblings.

Jobís sixth son Ophlf was an over educated, condescending, smug, and arrogant man who harbored a private and secretive life of darkness.

Jobís seventh son Dysta was mercurial, ill-tempered and surly with a propensity to attack others verbally and physically for any slight provocation he felt was against him.

Job's first of six daughters was Lugal a touchy, cantankerous, thin-skinned, profane, godless who early in life became sexually active with her brothers.

Jobís second Daughter Ninsun was distant, indifferent and also carnally intimate with her brothers at a young age but in denial about negative aspect of her sexual proclivities.

Jobís third Daughter Sidura though sexually promiscuous was unhappy, whinee and complained constantly of being picked by everyone.

This innate female drive for sexual sin to lead men astray from God has not abated for thousands of years. Even among todayís Pentecostal females the same physical and spiritual impurities are revealed.

DEU 27:16 God's fifth Commandment says; children you must give unqualified, unearned love and respect to your parents even if they seem old-fashioned, bad-tempered, cantankerous, stubborn and at times dishonorable their children are to show them undying love.

PRO 4:1, COL 3:20, LEV 19:3, 32 The child's duty to their parents is first to honor, care for and reverence them. Jobís children refused this admonition from God and died young and sent to hell-fire forever.

LK 2:51 Jesus taught this lesson by respecting his mother Mary and stepfather Joseph. Pentecostal children today are expected to do no less for their parents.

JH 19:26-27 At Christís death on the cross Jesus made sure his brother John would care for his dear single parent mother.

Jesus rejected care of his mother by his other three half brothers and three half sisters because they as many children today lacked enough respect for her.

Agnor Jobís eldest son had but one goal in life, to satisfy the lust of his flesh coupled with a big dose of hatred for his parents.

Job refused to attend their eldest sonís drunken, incestuous, pseudo-religious gatherings because that would have validated their childrenís evil life choices.

Satan convinced Agnor that he was more qualified to mentally and physically direct his brothers and sisterís through life then his father Job, as you can see history proved he was not.

When listening to Satan Agnor forgot that Job was the richest man on earth and did very well in the wisdom and worldly knowledge department without any help from his son.

JOB 1:1-2 The LORD said to Satan, behold, all that he (JOB) has is in your power only upon himself (body) put not forth your hand. This prohibition by God was later lifted and Satan was allowed to attack Job physically for several months.

Jobís testing was to show the devil his faithfulness to God, even though it meant the death of his ten evil children, servants and animals.

Pentecostal Preachers you must have the same abandon of self, family and goods for complete dedication to God as did Job. The Pentecostal church of America needs to put God first, wife second, children third and self-last.

JOB 1:12 Satan went forth from the presence of the LORD.

JOB 1:13 And there was a day when Job's sons and daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house.

HAB 2:15 Woe to him that gives his neighbor (brother) drink, that puts the bottle to him and makes him drunken that you may look on his nakedness and mental weaknesses.

When God says (WOE) He is expressing grief about Agnors' lack of shame, parental love and obedience to God.

JOB 1:13 "Then there was a day". (Your day is coming neighbor).

JOB 1:14 When there came a messenger #1 to Job and said, the oxen were plowing and the asses feeding beside them.

JOB 1:15 And the Sabeans (blacks of southern Africa) fell upon them and took them away; yes they have slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell you.

God may allow Satan's people to martyr a saint and steal his possessions but there end is eternal fire in a punishment far worse than death of a martyr.

JOB 1:16 While he was yet speaking another messenger came #2 and said, "The fire of God is fallen from heaven and has burned up the sheep and the servants and consumed them; ďand I only am escaped to tell you".

Pentecostals in their daily walk with Jesus will feel the heat of Gods fire on them when used by satanic in persecution?

JOB 1:17 While he was yet speaking there another messenger came #3 and said, the Chaldeans (Arabs) made of three bands fell upon the camels and have carried them away and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell you.

God allowed Satan to kill dozens of Jobs servants and leave only four alive to witness Satanís carnage. The devil has groups of thieves standing idly by to steal all that Godís children own.

JOB 1:18 While he was yet speaking there another messenger came #4 and said, your sons and your daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brotherís house.

JOB 1:19 And there came a great wind from the wilderness and smote the four corners of the house and it fell upon the young men and they are all dead; and I only am escaped to tell you.

Though they were all killed the detail of Job's three wicked daughterís is not included in this report. God did not want a remembrance of their impure lives to bring more hurt and shame to Job.

No doubt incestuous bastard children were born as a result of the brotherís and sisterís drunken sex orgies and even through this shame Job remained true to God.

JOB 1:20 When Job head this he arose and tore his coat and shaved his head and fell down upon the ground and worshipped God.

JOB 1:21 And said, naked came I out of my mothers womb and naked shall I return there (in death), the LORD gave and the LORD has taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD.

JOB 1:22 In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly.

Throughout his painful trials Job never doubted Gods existence, or curse him for personal losses, but in all his misfortune glorified the LORD. Job did not do as many fools attempt, to disprove Gods existence and His sovereign rule over man.

JOB 42:12, 15 In the middle of their reveling in party sins Satan killed all ten children (Satan can kill only those who really displease God), but God gave Job ten new sons and three new daughters to love him and the LORD.

Without the mind of Christ you may think this information and evaluation of Job's ten drunken children and evil wife as harsh but it is recorded that God is love and will damn some holy children only when they live for the devil.

JOB 2:9 During the few miserable months of her husbandís physical, mental and spiritual test, his fat, indolent wife Dinah demonstrated her lack of love for Job and faith in God when telling Job to "curse God and die".

Her motive for this was greed for wealth and slaves and to rule again as queen even when her avariciousness meant Job would be damned to hell-fire.

Many church wives today use divorce to become a Dinah and believe it better to rule hell than reign one day in heaven.

After his test Job showed boundless love by having sex with his nasty, fat, wrinkled evil old wife. God used this as revenge by making her in old age to have ten more painful childbirths but this time to birth ten new and wonderful children.

JOB 42:12, 13 Jobís ten new and faithful children loved him unconditionally.

JOB 42:14 Jobís three new daughters are,

1. Jemima: warm & affectionate.

2. Kezia: to strip off "sin".

3. Keren-happuch: fair colors.

These were beautiful holy virgins that brought great honor and glory to Job and were known throughout all the land as the purest virgins of their time.

We can deduce by this short record of Jobís three new daughters that the first three evil daughters lived a drunken and incestuous life with their seven nefarious brothers.

Jobís ten new children manifested all of their fatherís godly traits.

They were careful, loyal, humble, candid, inquisitive, steady, positive, spontaneous, goal-directed, thoughtful, tolerant, God-loving, self-sacrificing and focused on good.

All ten of them, male and females topped off there holy characteristics with abstinence from sex outside the marriage vows.

Jobís seven new sons, Elgotu, Dogla, Famia, Hebasa, Kinoe, Niplata and Regnata and his three daughters, Jemima, Kezia and Keren-happuch no longer counseled about Godís direction in their life with their eldest brother Elgotu.

They all in one accord received spiritual knowledge from Job as he received spiritual direction from God.

SIX MORE CHILDREN DAMNED

LK 16:27-31 Then the rich man said, I ask you father Abraham that you would send Lazarus, a poverty-stricken sick invalid now in the paradise, to my fatherís house.

For I have five brothers; that he may testify to them, lest they also come to this place of torment.

Abraham said to him (as should all Pentecostal ministers) they have Moses and the prophets, and now Jesus; let them hear them.

He said, NO father Abraham: but if one went to them from the dead they will repent. Even in hell-fire sinners say NO to God.

He said to him, if they hear not Moses, (God's laws) and the prophets, (about coming judgments) neither will they be persuaded though one rose from the dead.

These six rich brothers like many of todayís church children when hearing the gospel and Godís laws spit on them. In hell-fire evil children will find that God and the Pentecostal teaching of holiness by their father were right and their choice to sin was wrong.

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