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On March 5th, 2007... I finally decided to start my online journal.
You'll find my opinions on a variety of topics as well as links to
other things on the web that I find interesting.
When the spirit moves me, I may also include longer essays.
 
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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Insults of the Day - Dedicated
"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
Samuel Johnson
 
"Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!"

Shakespeare - Henry IV, Part 1

 
Todays insults are dedicated to Mr. William H. Gates III.  Richest man in the world... Supergeek... Asshole.
Mr. Gates went in front of Congress and slammed the imigration policies in order to put more American born engineers out of high paying I.T. jobs.
I've been building up a nasty rant on this for days... CHECK BACK LATER!
1:08 pm pst | link

What Does 200 Calories Look Like? 12:51 pm pst | link

New Channel

THE WEATHER CHANNEL
Launches

TDC-LOGO

ecoEnquirer

12:28 pm pst | link

Horse ... The Other Red Meat
"During World War II and the postwar years, when beef and pork were scarce or priced beyond most consumers’ means, horsemeat appeared in the butcher’s cold case. In 1951, Time magazine reported from Portland, Ore.: “Horsemeat, hitherto eaten as a stunt or only as a last resort, was becoming an important item on Portland tables. Now there were three times as many horse butchers, selling three times as much meat.” Noting that “people who used to pretend it was for the dog now came right out and said it was going on the table,” the article provided tips for cooking pot roast of horse and equine fillets." NY Times
12:21 pm pst | link

Chemical exposure may trigger puberty in young kids


Disturbing findings about exposure to hormone-like chemicals in today’s NY Times science section: it can cause early puberty in children. A preschool-age girl and her kindergarten-age brother each developed pubic hair after their father used a testosterone cream he purchased from the Internet. 

12:11 pm pst | link

Found on a Gravestone
  • Winston Churchill
    • I am ready to meet my Maker.
      Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
12:05 pm pst | link

Friday, March 9, 2007

Insults of the Day
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
Mae West

"Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?"
Unknown
8:22 am pst | link

Great response! New URL
Thanks for all of the comments and calls regarding this little endeavor! Unfortunately for all of you... This has only encouraged me... I've gone and secured the domain rights to "Los Cuatro Ojos.com".... So you can actually type <www.loscuatroojos.com> into your browser and this site will come up. Soon I'll move the site onto the actual server for the domain... But for now I'm keeping it on my free space.
Thanks
Kevin
8:15 am pst | link

Thursday, March 8, 2007

ALL HUMOR TODAY!

POLITICS EXPLAINED

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says,

 

 "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

 

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

 

The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

 

And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

 

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said.

 

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

 

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

 

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.  

 

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

 

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."  

 

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

9:23 pm pst | link

True Friendship is:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge

against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

 

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

 

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

 

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

 

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how

much worse it could be until you quit  whining.

 

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

 

7.  When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well

again. I don’t want whatever you have.

 

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

 

Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good 

Friend will help you move a body.

 

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you

can feel the true  warmth.

 

9:02 pm pst | link

Is that a Yarmulke?
trippin
OUCH!
7:40 pm pst | link

Fatboybox
Wadda you lookin at?
7:25 pm pst | link

Insults of the Day (Thanks Sherry!)
"I worship the ground that awaits you"
Unknown
 
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening... This wasn't it."
6:41 pm pst | link

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