Your father screwed a houseplant and raised a blooming idiot. - unknown

 

Thou dissembling dizzy-eyed pignut! - unknown

 

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
- Saul Bellow

 

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.- Alexander Pope

http://www.nothingtoseehere.net/2007/02/tuptim_shrine_bangkok.html 

The 15,000-mile-wide feature appears to be some sort of deep-seated standing wave, through which other things move without changing the wave pattern...  It also appears to be in sync with the planet's quick 10-and-a-half-hour rotation.

Saturn Hexagon Mystifies Scientists

Larry O'Hanlon, Discovery News

March 27, 2007 — Something downright weird has been sighted twirling over the north pole of Saturn: A long-lived double hexagon formed in the clouds.

The two six-sided features — one inside the other — are in stark contrast to the hurricane-like vortex that has been observed at the ringed planet's south pole. Both poles have been imaged by NASA's orbiting Cassini spacecraft.

"We haven't seen a (geometric) feature like this anywhere else on any other planet," said Cassini scientist Kevin Baines of the NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. "It's unbelievable."

Although experts are stumped about what's causing the colony-collapse disorder die-off in U.S. commercial beehives, there is some speculation that Arizona's famed Africanized — or "killer bee" — wild-bee population is somehow immune.

 

 

Philips Electronics is introducing a mobile phone with a built-in compartment for an ordinary AAA battery to power the device when the main battery runs low.

A list of bad boss stories.

What did you have for breakfast...A bowl of stupid? - seen on a bumper sticker

 

She has two brains... One's lost and the other's out looking for it - Uncle Renee

 

 

The Farewell Dossier - Courtesy of Damn Interesting

In 1982, operatives from the USSR's Committee for State Security– known internationally as the KGB– celebrated the procurement of a very elusive bit of Western technology. The Soviets were developing a highly lucrative pipeline to carry natural gas across the expanse of Siberia, but they lacked the software to manage the complex array of pumps, valves, turbines, and storage facilities that the system would require. The United States possessed such software, but the US government had predictably turned down their Cold War opponent's request to purchase the product.

Never ones to allow the limitations of the law to dictate their actions, the KGB officials inserted an agent to abduct the technology from a Canadian firm. Unbeknownst to the Soviet spies, the software they stole sported a little something extra: a few lines of computer code which had been inserted just for them.

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A Cowboy's Wife:

 

 In Campbell County, Wyoming a Cowboy's wife came

home  just in time to find her husband in bed with

another woman.  With super-human strength, born of

fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the

stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed

out back of the barn. 

 

She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then

secured it tightly and removed the handle.

 

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

 

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered,

"Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with

that rusty damn saw are you?"

 

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put

the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm

going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!

The computer-centric office has left everyone – and not just the IT crowd – lacking important interpersonal and soft skills, according to one psychologist.

Most people have a relationship with a PC when they're at work - instead of focusing on their colleagues, Moir said. And as we see an increase of technology within organisations we will see a reduction in interpersonal skills, he warned.

He added: "People who are within the IT industry have a greater need to be concentrating on their PC and therefore maybe a greater need to develop their interpersonal skill set."

BERKELEY, Calif.--Intel has come up with a form of Wi-Fi that would let a laptop in San Francisco connect to the Internet from a base station in San Jose, Calif.

And there would still be about 10 miles of wiggle room to spare.

Academics and researchers from the company's labs have created a system that lets Wi-Fi signals, which ordinarily carry a few hundred feet, to carry 100 kilometers, or more than 60 miles, said Eric Brewer, director of Intel Research Berkeley, a lab owned by the company that cooperates on research projects with UC Berkeley.

• Harold J. Story (1919 1993)
  • "Before you jump in here with me,
    make sure you bring good memories.
    For here they're all we have to trade,
    and where you are is where they're made."

She's so cold...Her period comes in cubes. - unknown

 

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. - unknown

 

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
- Groucho Marx

Pressing Business kept me away from my computer until vey late... We'll try to make up for it today. 

 It Appears That These Poor Chaps Are Paying For The Pleasure.

WARNING... Pain!...Lots of it!... Kind of Loud Too.

  Turn Down Your Sound If You're At Work.

Watch the Video called "What the F**K?!?!" on This Page 

Last Warning!!  -  Really Bad!! -

Did I Set My Sights For My Site Too High?

 

I’ve been blogging for 20 days now… I haven’t missed a day… I’m amazed at how much of a time eater this is!

 

It’s not that there isn’t enough to post… Heavens no!  There’s tons and tons of great content out there to be mined and shared… And lord knows there’s enough miscellaneous miscellany to rant and rave about… And I certainly do enjoy this… this thing of ours… I do consider this little blog a great sharing…So it’s ours …OK?

 

Anyway… Back to the thought at hand… I am particularly enamored of two specific blogs that inspired me to get this one off of the ground… The problem is… Both Corkscrew-Balloon and Goodshit are run by retired guys with time to burn.  I think that’s where my enthusiasm got the best of me. (continued)

Posted by the four eyes

 

What is a Sonic Boom? Can I See One?... This Sites Got Fourteen!

Kind of looks like he's emerging from a time warp or something ....huh?

This is Rojaks Daily...The Blog is from Malaysia... So the english is a bit different... But read on and you'll get the gist of the stories.  Comparing men & women to fruits & trees.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obama the 'Magic Negro'

An Israeli Inventor has developed a breathing apparatus that will allow breathing underwater without the assistance of compressed air tanks. This new invention will use the relatively small amounts of air that already exist in water to supply oxygen to both scuba divers and submarines. (continued)

"That boy's as sharp as a sack full of wet mice."- Foghorn Leghorn

 

"He has double chins all the way down to his stomach."- Mark Twain

 

"I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!"- unknown

 

Sorry... I forgot to post this last Sunday... New PostSecret Tomorrow!

Inhofe informed Gore that scientists are “radically at odds with your claims.” Displaying a photograph of icicles in Buffalo, Inhofe demanded: “How come you guys never seem to notice it when it gets cold? . . . Where is global warming when you really need it?”

And that’s about it, folks. Because it’s cold in Buffalo during the winter, global warming can’t be real.

There are times when I think we just deserve to die off. This is one of them.

I hope that they name another ship after JFK... This one served proudly and well.  The Ship will remain in Florida for the time being... I hope it becomes a museum someplace and not be scrapped.

Why would anybody object to having porno sites be at a .xxx address... Unless one wants the kiddies to see the stuff. 

I think it revolves more around companies being able to block the entire domains so that people couldn't cruise porn sites at work. 

Personally... I do my cruising at home... Late at night... Like a normal freak.

"This is the hairdresser who was shot dead outside of my house. Her body was lying there for four hours before an American patrol came and cleaned the scene up. I couldn’t get close enough to get a clearer photo because we weren’t sure whether the body was booby trapped—or being watched by snipers." Photo by the author.

Ron Obvious

• "Here lies a knave,
  Where in the grave,
  His first good deed,
  Was feed the weed."

You're so dumb that blondes tell jokes about you - unknown

 

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.
- Noël Coward

 

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.- unknown

I've Got Some Friends From The 70's That Display These Same Symptoms 

I've Always Believed That Dolphins Were As Intelligent As Humans...Some People Eat Them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An aircraft carrier gets about 6 inches per gallon of fuel.

The Chinese were using aluminum to make things as early as 300 AD... Western civilization didn't rediscover aluminum until 1827.

Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works.

As much as 80% of microwaves from mobile phones are absorbed by your head.

This is a picture of a rock formation near a lake in Burma. The photo can only be taken on a specific day once a year when the sun rays touch the rocks at a certain angle.

Tilt your head to the left and then look at it again 

 

He is useless on top of the ground; he aught to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
- Mark Twain

 

If I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ,... I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. - unknown

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 Former Arizona Gov. Admits UFO Sighting On Night of Phoenix Lights 10 Years Ago.

This is an issue that is close to my heart... I used to work on this ship and always loved riding them...  I also feel that the USA is actively destroying it's shipbuildng capacity... Pretty dumb for a nation that wants to remain a power on a planet that is 75% water.

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain

 

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Jesus Christ… Democrat or Republican ?

 

How about Libertarian?... Anarchist?

 

Apparently there's lots of people that are pretty sure he votes in their district... I just want to know if he's even registered to vote in the first place!... I'm pretty sure that he hasn't voted in the last few elections.  Maybe his absentee ballot got lost.

Cows are sacred in India… So they’re not generally