Welcome to Pastor Don's quote page....  Come on in, pull up a chair, sit down and enjoy yourself, as I give you a page of quotes to read....  These quotes are best viewed with a nice cup of coffee and a few well deserved cookies....  Enjoy these quotes as I have enjoyed putting them together....  I will be updating the quotes, so if you have a favorite that you would like added, use the reply form at the end and send it to me....  I reserve the right to add or delete any or all of the quotes on this page....

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1.     If all else fails, read the directions.
2.     After you have heard two eyewitness accounts of an accident, it makes you wonder about our history.
            (Bits & Pieces)
3.     People wish to learn to swim and at the same time keep one foot on the ground.
            (Marcel Proust)
4.     The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it.
            (John Rushkin)
5.     You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
            (Woody Allen)
6.     The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well.
            (Sir William Osler)
7.     Success is more attitude than aptitude.
8.     A small town is a place where there's no place to go where you shouldn't.
            (Burt Bacharach)
9.     The older you get, the more you tell  it like it use to be.
10.    Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
            (Stanley Marcus)
11.     Everything that is done in the world, is done by hope.
            (Martin Luther)
12.     Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.
            (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
13.     Comedy is just a funny way of being serious.
            (Peter Ustinov)
14.     Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
            (Doug Larson)
15.     Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
            (E. Joseph Cossman)
16.     Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
            (George Burns)
17.     When we look for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
            (Marquis De La Grange)
18.     Respect can not be learned, chased or acquired - it can only be earned.
            (Bits & Pieces)
19.     The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
            (Dolly Parton)
20.     If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
            (Milton Berle)

21.     It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They are in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
            (June Henderson)
22.     Any child can tell you the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
            (Dennis Fakes)
23.     We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.
            (Cullen Hightower)
24.     Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
            (Andy Rooney)
25.     The point of living, and being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
            (Peter Ustinov)
26.     The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
            (Leo Kennedy)
27.     Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
            (E. Joseph Cossman)
28.     Luck never gives, it only lends.
            (Swedish Proverb)
29.     Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles.
            (Arnold H. Glasow)
30.     The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize your not in shape for it, it's to far to walk back.
            (Franklin P. Jones)

31.     Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
            (Doug Larson)
32.     Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children, now I have six children and no theories.
            (John Wilmont)
33.     Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.
34.     Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
            (Bill Cosby)
35.     A radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.
            (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)
36.     A child prodigy is one with high imaginative parents.
37.     A committee ia a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
            (Milton Berle)
38.     Autumn is a season followed by looking forward to spring.
            (Doug Larson)
39.     The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
            (E. Joseph Cossman)
40.     If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
            (Bob Hope)
41.     If at first you don't succeed, don't take any more stupid chances.
42.     Comedy is tragedy, plus time.
            (Carol Burnett)
43.     Irony is when you buy a suit with two pairs of pants and then burn a hole in the coat.
44.     In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is; hit the line hard.
            (Theodore Roosevelt)
45.     What I admire in Columbus is not his discovery of a world but having gone in search on the faith of an opinion.
            (A. Robert Turgot)
46.     If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.
            (Edgar Allen Poe)
47.     Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family, in another city.
            (George Burns)
48.     Middle age is where your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
            (E. Joseph Cossman)
49.     Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job.
            (Bits & Pieces)
50.     The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
            (Chinese Proverb)

51.     What do you mean we don't communicate? Just yesterday I faxed you a reply to the recorded message you left on my
           answering machine.
            (Wall Street Journal)
52.     To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
            (Ken S. Keyes, Jr.)
53.     Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
            (Jim Ryun)
54.     The truth will ouch.
            (Arnold H. Glascow)
55.     Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
            (John F. Kennedy)
56.     Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.
            (Oprah Winfrey)
57.     The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well.
            (H.T. Leslie)
58.     Everywhere is in walking distance if you have the time.
            (Steven Wright)
59.     We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
60.     Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier.
            (Charles F. Kittering)

61.     Money buys speed, how fast do you want to go?
            (Nascar Great "Banjo")
62.     Some days you get the Dragon, some days the Dragon gets you.
            (Tony Avera)
63.     Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
64.     I didn't build it. I didn't sell it to you. I didn't break it. I'm just here to fix it.
            (Johans Gustoff Wagner)
65.     The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.
            (John Jenson)
66.     A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
            (William Arthur Ward)
67.     One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.
            (Vicent T. Foss)
68.     The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
            (Vidal Sassoon)
69.     Genius begins great works, labor finishes them.
            (Joseph Joubert)
70.     There is no abstract art. You must start with something.
            (Pablo Picasso)
71.     A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
            (Sir Winston Churchill)
72.     Sleep, riches and health, to be truly enjoyed, must be interrupted.
            (Jean Paul Richter)
73.     A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.
            (Len Wein)
74.     If your friend won't lend you fifty dollars, he's probably a close friend.
75.     The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening.
76.     Sex is like money, only too much is enough.
            (John Updike)
77.     Once a King, always a King, but once a Knight is never enough.
78.     Let us train our minds to desire what the situation demands.
79.     Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.
            (Walter Winchell)
80.     A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
            (Marty Allen)
81.     Happiness is a stock that doubles in a year.
            (Ira Y. Cobleigh)
82.     Experience is the only thing you have plenty of when you're to old to get the job.
83.     What you will do matters. All you need is to do it.
            (Judy Graham)
84.     After thirty, a body has a mind of it's own.
            (Bette Midler)
85.     One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.
            (Marie Curie)
86.     To speak the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience.
            (William Shakespeare)
87.     Read my lips.... "No new taxes...."
            (President George Bush)
88.     It is what a man thinks of himself that really determines his fate.
            (Henry David Thoreau)
89.     Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
            (Malcom S. Forbes)
90.     Marriage is like an Army. Everybody complains, but you would be surprised at how many reenlist.
            (The Fortune Cookie)
91.     As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
            (Joan Gussow)
92.     Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
            (Mrs. Patrick Campbell)
93.     There is no such thing as a non working mother.
            (Hester Mundis)
94.     Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
            (Herman Wouk)
95.     Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling.
            (Claude Pepper)
96.     May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
            (Joey Adams)
97.     You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
            (Margaret Thatcher)
98.     If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
            (Mary Kay Ash)
99.     Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.
            (Sam Ewing)
100.   The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts the moment you get up and doesn't stop until you get into the office.
            (Robert Frost)
101.   As you walk through life, and you see someone walking your way, smile a little smile, and say something kind. And then they'll
          know, if even for one moment in time, that someone cared enough about t hem, to notice they were here today.
            (Mary Anne B)

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