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... or Somewhere Beyond Left Field

Serious just -- does things differently. Thinks about them differently. You can see her doing it.

And sometimes you can see her NOT thinking... Like when she used the edge of her water bowl as a pillow (several times), with her face falling splash! into the water as she fell asleep.

Was Serious disturbed by this? Nope. In fact, she was so serenely willing to keep repeating the experiment that her Mom moved the water bowl to a safe place where it can't be used as a pillow anymore.

Sadly, this has also ended Serious's somewhat surreal habit of having a refreshing drink of water while lying lazily stretched out on her side beside the water bowl. She would barely bother to lift her head, somehow drinking from the side of her mouth.

Life with Serious is never quite what you expect.

WHEE-doggies!

Serious is a Beverly Hillbilly girl, a bright but most unsophisticated cat adopted by her Mom when she was not quite a year old. A cat who remains, over a year later, endearingly clueless about oh, so much.

Her first storm had her watching the ceiling worriedly ("Where's the rain?"). If a door wasn't open at least 8 inches, she would not try to push it open wider, but stand beside it and wistfully ask for help. It took days to for her to learn that she could play or nap in baskets. A new blanket on the bed worried her for nearly a week ("I'm not stepping on THAT. It looks DANGEROUS!").

Everything was new to her, and usually baffling. Despite her caution and uncertainty, though -- which she still feels about almost anything new -- she is gloriously happy in her "Beverly Hills" home. And she has an innocent and lasting delight when she "gets" something, and finds it good.

Like the "IN-door outhouse." She was just TICKLED with the idea of a litterbox, and still happily spends time each day "redecorating" -- rearranging the litter, placing various toys nearby, once even carrying her big plastic litter scoop up into the box and burying it almost completely. Accessorizing...

WHOA-doggies!

No dogs allowed who Bark or Jump or Run... or Walk....or Sit..... or, well, Anything.
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Seeing Serious

Serious is black with tortoisehell taupe and camel and copper. She has Sparkle Paws. Her tail is generally held in a minor question mark. Serious has a triangular face, with big expressive golden eyes, very round.

When she is playing -- or even when she is just listening Seriously -- her pupils become so large and round that her eyes are nearly black, with just the thinnest circle of gold iris around them.

She can be elegantly Serious, and she can also be, well -- Chicken-Legs.

She came to live with her Mom when she was a little less than a year old. Her Mom says this first year with Serious has been -- enlightening. And silly. And wonderful.

But it goes over HERE!

Serious has an internal map of where things belong.

Move her food bowl? She'll dance and speak insistently at the old spot, even though she can see the bowl at its new home just a few feet away.

Change the sheets on the bed? Unlike any sensible cat, Serious is NOT interested in changing sheets (or in baskets of clean warm laundry, for that matter). To her, it is just WRONG to remove toys from the bed where they belong, even to change the sheets. Hurry UP! Put Mouse back, and Snake, and why aren't there LIDS on the bed?

Leave her toys in the wrong room, and she WILL find them and bring them to their correct spot. Even big Big Kitty. Even a clothes-hanger covered with crochet that she took a fancy to, and liberated from a stored bag of hangers.

I am Serious YELLOW

Fears: people (almost everyone except her Mom), dogs, loud traffic going by on the street outside, lightning, car rides, household machinery (except the coffee pot), lawn machinery, unidentified noises, almost any new large object, apples

Does not fear: her Mom yelling at her to "Stop Ripping Up Paper!"

Even though she's Seriously shy, she's a VERY happy cat. Her confidence is slowly growing, but she'll probably never be a social butterfly or an insouciant adventurer. That's OK. Seriously.