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In the Beginning...The joy of Homonymns

Night-blooming Cereus
the Official Original Name

not at all prickly like her cactus namesake, but DEFINITELY a night-bloomer

a flower-name, in honor of Lily
Sirius
the Dog Star, in honor of Venus -- and because she's part puppy in lots of ways
Serious
and she was so SERIOUS about wanting to STAY... her Mom knew even then that her TRUE name would probably turn out to be, well, Serious!

(What her Mom didn't know at first was how much fun Serious-ness really is!)

What people THINK her name is when they first hear it

Cirrus
Syria
Ceres
Series

Looks-like Names
(and a Sounds-Like Name)

Click to see Chicken-Legs Art Chicken-Legs
She all too often stands like a chicken, her back legs together and her back paws splayed out like chicken feet. Silly -- and almost painful-looking.

And when she lies on her side, rounding her back toes and pointing her legs straight out, her legs look ridiculously like chicken drumsticks...
Shapely-Buns
She really works those glutes!
Spider-Girl
When she lies on the floor she often resembles a large collapsed black spider, her legs arranged just so...
SparklePaws
sparkly platinum patches on her toes
Seriously Beautiful
This does not apply when she's doing Chicken-Legs!
Little Wild Voice Cat
haunting little voice
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Variations
and Shortcuts

Sears
(apologies to Roebuck)
Cheers
(apologies to Sam and Norm and Diane...)
Serial
as in the psychotic game Killing Big Kitty
Cereal
as in "Breakfast, Cereal!"
Cheerious
Serious + breakfast = CHEERious!
Siri
short for "Sirius, you Puppy-Cat!"

The Longest Version

"Night-Blooming Cereus Spider-Girl SparklePaws"

"Doing" and "Being" Names

Lid Girl
Sink Girl
a favorite place to curl up, play, or sleep
Thunder Cat
the common feline ability to race through a house sounding like an entire herd of crazed stampeding elephants
Nut Girl
Cuz she is.
Fun Girl
Cuz she IS!
Doin' Girl
always doin' something, usually at the least appropriate moments
Silly Girl Serious
oh she IS Seriously silly!
Good Girl Serious. Goooood Girl Serious!
when she is Good, she is Very Very Good
STOP-EATING-PAPER!
as in She Who Must Get Into Trouble Whenever Insufficient Attention Is Being Paid To Her Important Self. Most frequently used when her Mom is on the phone, or at the computer.